Monday, April 05, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report- YES! There was HAM for Easter! Also on the menu this past week were RIBS, steak, bacon and eggs.  This was a GREAT food week!

The Blog report- the mom FINALLY finished our new blog template and layout.  It's not werking quite right, but we will hound her 'till it's fixed.

::SIGH:: The Alien Report - Take it away Sammy the Sy-ko:  Thank you gravy butt:  So, there is a full on INVASHUN going on around here.  There are no less than 5 new aliens! We lif in a "duplex" and there's on RIGHT ON THE OFUR SIDE OF OUR WALLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHH.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   ::gasp:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 
I can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to you pancake head.

::SIGH:: - and he's the CALM one????????

Ok, the What did Billy do this week to not only get double grounded for life and make the mom cry, but also scare all of us report:  That little orinch meniss ranned out of the house while the mom was coming in from easter dinner wif grampie and grammie, and RANNED DOWN THE STREET SOMEWHERE AND DIDN'T COME BACK FOR A WHOLE FRIKKING HOUR.  He's grownded for the next 4 of his nine lives.  He thinks it's ok 'acause when the mom finded him he was sitting on our porch waiting for her to open the door so that he could go inside. 

The "Guess who's getting a hoo-ha-ectomy this Friday" report - Yep, spazman Nicky.  Oh, he wented to the v-e-t last week and she saided that he doesn't haf a ear 'fekshun anymore and he's just as tilty as efur, so he will prolly be tilty forefur.  He turned his head almost completely upside down when he looked up at her, and she freaked a little.  She said she has nefur seen a cat to that 'afore.  Maybe he needs a exorsist. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

28 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

So not only do you have aliens next door but you have one in the house? Great. Watch out guys. And I'm glad that Billy is okay...

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OR a visit from a SIBERIAN!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jacqueline said...

Eating well, boys...Sammy, we think the neighbor aliens might just be after each other!!MOL...We're so glad Billy came home ok...xo...Calle,Halle,Sukki

Sweet Praline said...

Billy! You simply must stay inside where it is safe. My mom would ground me all 9 of my lives if I pulled a stunt like that. I'm glad you are okay.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Mmmmm ... that food sounds good. Ham is our favourite.
Happy Easter!

The Creek Cats said...

What a terrific menu!!!
Billy, we are so glad you are back home!

Furkidsmom said...

Wow - those foods sound nommy!! We think Billy needs to be grounded for all 9 lives! It's not nice to make your Mom cry. Please don't try to run outside.

Those Aliens sound skeery!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

Momma would have been askeered BIG time, Billy! You've got to cut that out!

Good foods!

Daisy said...

I like your new bloggie look!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Han is one of our favourites too along with chicken. Billy you mustn't frighten your Mom like that. We bet she told you off and then gave you a cuddle and a kiss.

Kat's Kats said...

mmmmmmmmmmmm... goooood fooooood... Oh, what was that?? Oh yeah! Billy! Tu das nicht!!!*

*It works on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitty Horde! Ya never know!

Busby and Raymond said...

Sounds like a really great food week at your place. Have a good week!

Eric and Flynn said...

Billy, you are naughty scaring everyone like that. You hafta stop doing it!
You had lots of good food this week. The blog is looking good too.

The Paw Relations said...

Billy! You is a bad bad bad cat for making your mum cry!

Harry Spotter said...

You had quite an evenful weekend. I'm tired jsut from reading it. Be on guard.

AttieCattie said...

wow, what a report! i am still taking in all the informations. does sound like an excellent food week, and the tilty thing is so funneh, i wish i could sees it. p.s. - naughty billy sweetfeets!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hi Guys! Oh Billy, Mommy says that YOU HAVE TO STOP RUNNING AWAY!!! please?????

Sounds that the eating was good this weekend.

Hmmm....time for "that" is it Nicky? Don't worry, they will give you some good medicine and you won't remember anything! We will be purring for you!!!

Kisses to all from Auntie Deb.

Love, uSSSSS

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Very glad you've been having such a gourmet time of it!

That running out of the door stuff is not good for our humans' constitution, Billy. You might consider the effect it could have on the ham and other good stuff situation....

Tilty for life, Nicky? And why not?

Any chance for some photos soon?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*sigh* Billy, yoor what da naybor lady would call a "little bugger"! Stay in da house unless yoor mom sez yoo can go out. It really is not nice to make da mom cry no matter if yoo camed back on yoor own or not. Dem mom's tend to get really worried, cuz dey know how danjerus it is out in da big outside. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy...what a horror yoo must deal wif. Aliens right ahind da very walls of yoor own home ::snicker:: Maybe yoo should try to be frends wif it. Good food week tho. Maybe we should make mom chant "no more tilty head" fur Nicky until she passes out...den we can steal her cake too!

Junior and Orion said...

Miles-Great foods!!!

Sammy-Start plotting a counter attack on the aliens.....just in case!

Billy-It is not nice to scare your Mom like that.....not nice at all!!!!!

Nicki-Dude...sorry but with those things gone life will be easier. Now if only your tilty head could be fixed as easily!

Max said...

Man...I think everyone got ham but me!

ABBY said...

Oh no Billy! YOU needs to be more careful. Nicky we are so glad to hear that the Vet says you are fine!
And that Miles got ham for Easter!

How is your Grampie and Grandma?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man.

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess

>^,,^<
Abby

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Definitely an invasion! Thats a whole lotta aliens to deal with!
Dang it Billy! STOP IT!
We'll be thinking of you this week Nicky! This is just one more step on the way to mancathood. Even a tilty mancathood.

Derby, Ducky said...

You did better on the foods than we did here. Mum hasn't been sharing much of her food lately.

kaylee said...

Get a plant water spray bottle,
Get on his level open the door
a crack and when he pokes his
little nose out spray him.
Now unless he is really weird
this may cure him of sneak
and run!
If not you get to release a lot
of tension.
Used this method on two cats and
one doggie .
Sounds mean shoud not hurt
and can be a waste of time if he
likes water spray.
Just a thought cause I really like
you kitty troop,
Kay a f Emmie the cat

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We think your new template looks nice. We wish you better luck than Jan had with ours. She finally gave up.

Billy, stop scaring your mom like that!Maybe you could ask her for a kitty kondo so she can put you outside safely.

Kiera said...

Thanks for visiting me guys - and, no, I did not get any ham. I had pot roast for Easter dinner. I think you would have liked it though 'cause Kimo did, and he's a Meezer.

TK said...

Awww Billy, don't you know how the moms freak when we aren't in the house? You has to be more acareful!
Good luck to Nicky... Lick em while you got em my friend.
TK

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