Monday, April 12, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report: chick-hen, steak and REAL LIVE DEAD SHRIMP

The Mom Report: The mom has to go find out about getting a in-sa-lin pump - her in-sa-lin is not werking as well as it had been and her bean v-e-t doesn't like that.  the mom is not happy. 

The Nicky report: Nicky has finded his life goal.  his life goal is to eat the loveseat.  He's always chewing on it and attaking it wif his mouf.  sheesh . kids. 

The Bill report:  Billy DID NOT RUN OUTSIDE ALL WEEK.

The insanity report - by Sammy:   HELP!! I'S SURROUNDED BY ALIENS!!!! IT'S JUST GETTING WERSER AND WERSER!!!  I think that our the mom is the only human left on the street!!!! I think the aliens ate all the other humans.  When I look outside all i see are aliens in the yards and no beans.   AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Back to you croissant butt. 

Oh Sammy, looks like the v-e-t needs to write you a new 'skripshun for crazy pills.  or maybe ANTI crazy pills. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

31 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope that your Mom will be okay and can get her insulin under control. And I am glad that you all got some real live dead shrimps!

Galletta said...

We hatted real life dead baby sheep--lamb! It was guud.

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Max said...

Doods when your mom gets the new insulin thing, which one of you is gonna pump it for her? Are you gonna take turns? Cause you know it has to be pumped All.The.Time. But you should get extra treats for doing all the work, too...

I got REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD SHRIMP tonight too! And there's more in teh fridge!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I would suggest woo be nice to the aliens!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Paws khrossed fur your mom's vet visit to go okay so she khan get dialed in as best humans khan be dialed in...

Jacqueline said...

We look forward to the Monday Miles Report, it is always fun!!...We hope your Mom gets her insulin under control and feels better soon...Maybe Nicki will stop eating the loveseat after his next vet visit?!...We're so glad Billy stayed in the house...dancing??...Sammy, if you are surrounded by aliens, maybe you should try to be their friend and they might not eat you?!MOL...Hope you all have a great week.......well, sorry Nicki!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Furkidsmom said...

Wow you got good foods, we had stinky goodness but nothing extra.

Yeah for Billy not escaping!! Your Mom doesn't need the extra worries right now.

We hope the in-sa-lin pump helps her. Mom knows people who are really happy with theirs.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

Yum yum!! We had real live deaded bloo fish!

Hoping your mom can get her insulin problem under control! Lots of purrs to her!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

It sounds like the alien situation is getting pretty bad.... from every point of view...

The Paw Relations said...

Great Monday Report guys. However we think Sammy may need to lay off those crazy pills for a while!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Fank yoo for lettin me stay wif yoo dis weekend when Mommy LEEVED me! She is home now tho. So yoo wanna come bisit? We can play on tha beech.
Purrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Hannah and Lucy said...

Tell your Mom we hope she can get her insulin pump and start feeling better very soon.

Look after her else you won't get any treats.

Busby and Raymond said...

Wonder what that loveseat tastes like?

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh....we do hope that your Mommy is better! Our Mommy sends prayers and all of uSSSSS are purring like crazy for her!!!

Ummm...Nicky.....a loveseat???? Does it taste like chicken???

uSSSSS

Hi Miles!!! Hi Sammy!!! Hi Nicky!!! Hi my darlin' Sweetfeets!!! Thank you all for teleporting over and snuggling with me.

Kisses.

Auntie Deb

chezcat1970 said...

We hope your mama finds a new insulin pump quick! We're purring for her. We have no advice about eating the loveseat; we don't do that.

We are back and happy about it!

The Island Cats said...

Another crazy weekend in Meezer-ville! Lucky you getting some real live dead shrimps!!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow, real live dead shrimp! You are so lucky - that sounds awesome! And we are glad that Nicky has found a good purpose in life - a loveseat will take a long time to eat! It sounds like a big goal!

And we hope your mom wil get her insulin pump and it helps her out - we are sending her lots of purrs!

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

We hope your mommy feels better and gets her pump. And SHRIMP??? You's is lucky! Aliens...BWA HA HA HA, wait, what WAS that?!?

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

We never get real live dead shrimps 'cuz Momma's allergic. That does not seen fair to us.

We wish your MLP the best with her insulin. Our Auntie Barbara (not Mom, a different Barb!) is diabetic. When her insulin stopped working her doctor added a few Insulin Resistant meds and they helped. If it stops helping she will need a pump, too.

Yay for Billy staying Inside where he belongs!

The Furry Kids said...

We sure hope your mom gets her insulin thing taken care of. That's kinda askeery!
We got some alien stories to tell ourselves. Those things are askeery!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We hope dey can fitz yoor mom's insulin thingy, cuz dat would help her feel better. Wow, Nicky sure haf set himself some goal..a whole loveseat might take a long time to eat. Maybe he should stick to da shrimp and leave da loveseat fur a snack. Thanks fur not running out da door Billy, we don't like to think dat yoo might gets run over or lost or something. Miles, haf yoo tried whapping Sammy in da head a cuppul of times to see if yoo can fitz his brain?

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yeah, Billy! Keep it us. No running outside.

We hope your mom finds her insulin pump and feels better.

Katnip Lounge said...

Fantastic weekend report! You guys are one of the BEST things to happen to a Monday.
One of Mommy's co-workers has an insulin pump, and after a little tweaking it works pretty well. Purrs to your Mommy from us--

xx Lounge Kats

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope the pump makes your mum feel better. Well done Billy!

AttieCattie said...

you guys always have the bestest most funniest reports.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Sounds like you had some good eats over the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!
We also purr that your Mom gets her insulin fixed up :)
Have a fun one Miles ;)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

ABBY said...

OOOH the foods sound good from the weekend!

nom - nom - nom

We hope your Mom will be OK...we understands die-aaa-beet-tees cuz Momma gotta dy-ag-nosed wif it.

Billy yoo did gud dis weekends!
Nicky -- da loveseat?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess (who got sick again last night)


>^,,^<
Abby

Derby, Ducky said...

Glad to know that at least for one week Billy stayed in side. Purrs for your mum that she gets her pump stuff worked out.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

YAY BILLY!
Hey Nicky...as long as you're happy!
Good luck to mom with the pump.
Our boy should get one, he has terrible control.

TK said...

Sometimes I has a problem wif my in-sa-lin too. We purrs for your mommy to get everything working right.
YAY BILLY. Good job buddy!
Sammy- has you ever thoughted maybe the aliens be nicer than some of the beans they takes over? Maybe the aliens not throwed their kitties away or makes them stay in hot cars, or throws bricks at them.
I'm just suggesting...
TK

Tuck said...

I hope that your mom is OK!!! Nicky, that sounds like a reasonable goal to me!

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