NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS
Nicky: Hey Billy, what's a hoo-ha-ectomy?
Billy: It's tutoring.
Nicky: What's TUTORING?
Billy: It's where you learn how to live wifout your funbits.
Nicky: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY I doesn't WANT to get tutored!!!!!!!
Good bye my sweet Nicky
Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
32 comments:
Oh no, Nicky! You are gonna be just fine!!
Don't worry Nicky, you won't miss those funbits at all.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
No worriesy, Nicky. Been there, done that. No problemo!
Purrs,
Yuu-Chan
Nicky, dun worry - Shadow and Troo had a ho ha ectomy years ago and they is just as fun and loving as before!
~ Molly
Dood, yoo really wont miss them and 'sides its less fur to wash!
~ Shadow and Troo
Oh dear Nicky. Don't worry, you can ask to bring them home in a jar.
Nicky you'll just have a little sleep and then join the "been done" club.
Ut~Oh, but after it's over, you're gonna be nice and chill and relaxed!
It's all good, Nicky. It's a part of growing up. Just act super pathetic when you get home and your The Mom will treat you like a king.
EG
Lick-em while you got em my friend.
It will be fine. I don't *sniffs* miss mine at all!
TK
It's ok, Nicky. You will feel a lot better after it's all done. ::nosetaps::
I doubt you'll even notice they are gone once it happens. It's all in the anticipation.
PS I'm a girl so don't think I know anything about your fun bits...
it'll be ok, li'l nicky--i jus' gotted petted an' loved on a lot by the nice folks at the vettie's, an' fell asleep, an' woked up a couple times thinkin' how funny efurrything looked, an' then dad came an' put me inna nice soft brown catcase an' we went home. an' i napped a lot more'n usual, acause i was furry tired an' a little uncoordinated, but it wasn't no time at all before i was runnin' an' beatin' the snot outta ed an' nitro again. you'll be fine, honest!!
yer furriend in mischief,
igmu
peeyes: since you see stuff all tilty most of the time, this may be your chance to see things right side up when you're comin' back awake--they all looked downside up to me!
Akshully, Nicky, they weren't all that much fun anyways. Srsly.
You won't even notice they are gone!
Nope, Meowm didn't join the Navy...she says she is too old...and she hates authority figures! However, she isn't above hanging around those Navy places...obviously.
Do not worry, Nicky. Once you are tootered, you will be much smarter!
Nicky, it's da first step to becoming a true mancat. Da lady cats really apreeshiate a mancat who is 'fixed'.
Nicky, it will be over quickly and you will be better without those bits!!...We bet you get extra cuddles and treats when you come home too!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
I told Buddah it was going to be like 10 kinds of fun, but he only counted 3. So 3 kinds of fun is still better than no fun, right? It'll be fine, and it gives you something to complain about for YEARS...
Nicky
You'll get a good long sleeps and you won't feels a thing and when you wake up you'll be all calm and efurryfing!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
>^,,^<
Abby
Don't worry, Nicky. You'll get something like atomically powered nip first and you won't feel a thing!
Nicky...it's okay, buddy! Us mancats all go through this tutoring thing...and y'know what?? You don't miss those funbits one bit!
Wally & Ernie
Don't worry Nicky, it is not that bad. You won't even remember a thing!
Oh Nicky, you will be just fine. We have all had it done and we are just dandy. So don't worry yourself.
Have a great day.
Woo don't need 'em -
AND it will help woo grow big and strong...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Don't worry Nicky, it happens to mancats in training. When it's done you will know you are on the way to being a real mancat.
I was tootored. It wasn't bad. The girl cats have something similar called a ladygardenectomy. As I heard from a furriend's bean, "Regardless whether your a boy kitty or a girl kitty, you're coming home lighter."
It'll be okay Nicky!
Oh... uh oh. No, Nicky, you do not want to get tutored but it is gonna happen so just close your eyes and
take it like a kitten- er, mancat.
bonkbonk
Don't get scared Nicky, it will be OK. I had it done, Derby had it done, your brofurs have had it done. You will do fine.
Ducky
Nicky, those bits are no fun at all...really. You'll be fine!
Poor Nicky! You will be fine! Don't worry!!!
Love, Seaborne & sam
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