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Monday, April 19, 2010
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Can someone please explain to me where mine fun bits wented? I falled asleep and someone STOLDED THEM.  I wants to file a missing balls report.  should I call the police?

32 cats hollering back:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

They went somewhere over the rainbow...

What do woo think is in them pots of gold?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Don't bother Nicky, I reported mine missing and effuryone laffed at me! Still like da vet? Yoo know, he's da one dat stole yoor fun bits. I don't think it's furry nice but still, I don't really miss dem anymore and my sisfurs like me much more wifout dem...~Speedy

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Um I don't think that will do any good...

Lone Star Purrs said...

We don't fink that those beans would be much help. And we kinda agree wif Khyra as too where they went.
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We don't advise it. Cops tend to take such reports with a grain of sarcasm and file them under comedy routines. But we've heard there is a detective that specializes in this type of case. His name is ... oh, it was just on the tip of our tongues. Well, he's really expensive, so maybe it's just as well.

Max said...

It happens to the best of us, little dood. It's that stabby guy. The stabby people really like our fin bits, and I think they collect them or something. I have nightmares that someday we're going to turn the news on and see where some stabby person has built the House of Nads. Ugh.

Sweet Praline said...

Give it a little time and you won't miss them a bit!

Jacqueline said...

This post is too funny!!MOL...Nicky, we are very sorry for laughing...Glad your surgery went well...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Hey, Nicky! Look at the bright side: one less item to keep clean! That's what I say!

We love your new photo albums!

Purrs,
Yuu-Chan

The Creek Cats said...

MOL! Strange thing....it's happened to us too!

Daisy said...

Do not worry, Nicky, you don't need those parts anyway.

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Nicky...give it a little time and you won't even miss them....

DailyGs said...

Nicky, do not worry. They went on ahead of you to the Bits Bridge. They'll be waiting for you when you get there someday.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Nicky, sweetie.....We don't think that you should think about it! They weren't that much fun anyway....or at least we can't remember!

Love, Seaborne & Sam

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha! Sorry Nicky, we don't mean to laugh but we don't think the police will help. Just forget about them, you're better off without them.

Kea said...

MOL! We don't think you'll really need them. Give it a bit of time and you won't even notice--or remember. :-)

Thanks for stopping by Fuzzy Tales!

Angus Mhor said...

I think the v-e-t's keep collections and enter competitions with each other!

chezcat1970 said...

Mine were taken, too, but all I know is I feel better without them! (But we laughed at your post anyway! Sorry Nicky!)

The Paw Relations said...

We would like to report that the same theft has happened to us, they even took Lola's lady bits!

It looks as though there may be a kleptomaniac on the loose

Busby and Raymond said...

Our Mom keeps telling us we are "better off" withour our hoo-ha's but we don't believe her.

AttieCattie said...

oh boy. hoo-ha-ectomy, huh? i am sorreh to laugh, but your funneh post about this just cheered me up a whole lot. you would not believe what i am dealing with over here. i think it might be just as stressful as your problem. the difference is you lost and i gained.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

We think they be at The Ball Bridge.

Simba said...

I know who TOOK them, but I have never heard a VET expalin what they actually DO with them.

William said...

I think you have to call the pawlice.

But cheer up, Nicky. Now your bros have one less place to bite when they're "playing" with you!

Junior and Orion said...

Lots of us feel that way...but they are never found. There must be a ball thief somewhere who is surrounded by them.

Pierro said...

LOLOLOLOL
Just think, less to clean!
So sorry you got Nicked Nicky
MOL!!!
bonkbonk

Furkidsmom said...

Don't be sad, you're better off without them!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Nicky, trust us when we say you will be happier now that they are gone. They cause nothing but trouble!

Derby, Ducky said...

No don't call the police, they will just laugh at you. They is gone, like Khyra say 'over the rainbow'.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Could they be under the fridge? That's where all our balls disappear to, hahameow!

blog for steveLi said...

Um I don't think that will do any good...wholesale china dress

Kat's Kats said...

Da Boys say, "Don't bother. We tried that and the police said that they couldn't do anything."

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