Monday, May 03, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Where is we report: We is at our dad's house - you know, my foo-ton dude, Billy's Dad Man Lady Person and Nicky and Sammy's Daddy.  We wented in the metal machine wif wheels and Billy and Nicky was pains in the you know what. 

The Foods Report - chick-hen, turkey, eggs AND HAM AND SHRIMPS ON THE FOO-TON!!! Except that little white rat Nicky EATED MINE.  But I gotted more. 

The Whacko report from Samuel Whackjob Meezer:  Thank you chick-hen lips.  I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO acited - I saw a commercial on the talking pikshur box that there is a device designed to SHUT THE ALIENS THE HECK UP.  I haf to save 10 green papers for it and then I can live mine life in PEACE AND QUIET.  Now, if it shuts them up, I wonder if it keeps them from eating the people in their houses.   OH.  and at mine daddy's house, there are windows that are pointed to the sky so that I can keep watch for the mother ship.  I am SHUR that I will see it while I'm here. 
Back to you bagel brain.

::SIGH::

The What Did Billy Do this week to get in trouble report: well, he stayed inside BUT he screamed in the metal monster so loud that the mom hadded to open his PTU (prisioner transport unit for those who don't know).  Then he and Nicky walked all ofur her and he tried to drive the metal monster and he tried to use the shifter and put the metal monster into another gear. 

We will be here until Wednesday  - and the mom 'AMEMBERED the flashy box! Pikshurs to follow!!!

23 comments:

Sweet Praline said...

Sounds like you are having a great time. Can't wait to see the pictures.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys all have a terrific time! Oh, and your mom and dad should have a good time too.

Derby, Ducky said...

Enjoy your visit!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It sounds like a perfectly marvelous trip! And such good food.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I khan't wait until the aliens khome fur woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Creek Cats said...

Shrimps on the foo-ton!!! Pawsome!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh we hope that you are having a wonderful time! Great report!

Kea said...

That's quite an adventurous weekend, we think. :-)

Amy said...

I appreciate your PO very much the picture with the article. Continues to refuel!!

Pierro said...

yipppppeeeee you guys are living it up at the daddy house.
We love pictures. You four are quite a posse of pussy cats!

bonkiebonk!

chezcat1970 said...

Shrimps on the foo-ton! How cool! Have a good visit!

The Paw Relations said...

Shrimps on the foo-ton. That there is good living!

Busby and Raymond said...

Sounds like a rough car trip for all of you, but good treats at your Dad's house.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

You sure are lucky there's shrimps! Looking forward to seeing your fun pictures!

Katnip Lounge said...

It sounds like your visit is everyrhing you hoped for! We are pacing in excitement to see pictures.
(Get a shot of the mother ship, if you can!)
xx lounge kats

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those car rides are terrible. Even if you are going 2 miles to the v-e-t.
We are glad you are being treated as the royalty you are and and are having a great visit.
Can't wait for the pictures!

The Island Cats said...

Maybe the mom remembered the flashy box so she could collect evidence of your bad behavior! We hope you have a good time!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, shrimps on da foo-ton...very nice. Yoor mom and dad should haf fun now dat dey haf alla yoo guys der to entertain dem.

Junior and Orion said...

Sounds like you are all having a great time!!!!!

ABBY said...

Way to go Billy. Soon you'll be driving the metal monster when you wants to go somewhare....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

From you adorin tiny tuxie princess

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Tuck said...

Wow, it sounds like you guys are having an awesome time!!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Tha foo-ton is FUN! Let's play hidey seek round it!

Purrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Crew said...

Sammy, I'd happily send you a stack of my own green papers...the ones with my picture on them...if it'd help.

George

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