Monday, May 17, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: haddock, chick-hen and steak.  YEAH!!!

The What Did Billy Do This week to get in trouble report: Yeah, you know.  Same as always.  Twice.

That what did NICKY do to get in trouble this week report:  He has apparently become a fuzzy tornado.  Sunday he whipped through the house causing mass destruction.  And made the mom mad.

The Alien Report - by resident disturbedcat Sammy:  So, there has been LOTS of stuff going on wif the aliens.  Ferst, I think the one next door SPAWNED.  Next, the one on the other side of our house has a BIG mouth and is constantly trying to communicate wif the mother ship.  THEN, the one across the street also SPAWNED.  It was black and has spawned a white mini-alien.  And I think they ate one of the girls that lives there 'acause I haf only seen one of them all week.  I's furry tired now.  I think I will take a nap.  Back to you cottagecheese butt. 

Well. I have no response to that. 

The Mom Report: The mom has a about 3 weeks left to study for her exam.  She's driving me crazy.  But then again, that's nothing new.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

22 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

pretty good reporting guys...

smiles, auntie bee
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What is the exam your person is studying for? I think I understand Sammy's fascination with aliens--I mean those dudes on the Parkway are WEIRD.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thanks for the updates. We wish Billy would stop bolting out the door. Good luck to your mom.

Max said...

Did something crawl up Nicky's butt? That's what the Woman asks anytime we tear through the house like a tornado. "What crawled up your asterisk???" I'm pretty sure the answer is "nothing" but you never know...

Katnip Lounge said...

Whew! Once again a jam-packed weekend!
Billy, The Baby salutes you; she escapes every chance she can...to the side yard to eat grass so she can yak it up later.
You guys are lucky...the only fish we get is trout Fancy Feast.

Ayla and Iza, said...

Billy really has to stop escapin outside!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sheesh, yoo'd think by now Billy would be sick of running out da door. We hafta laff, kittens are like dat. Little tornados of destruction. Ha, Sammy, we haf a new "alien" in da house behind us. He stands in da yard and makes noyzes like a skweeky toy.

The Creek Cats said...

Great report as always, guys!
Best of luck to your mom!

Pandafur said...

Good update, Iz starting to get rilly werried abowt these alienz bein so close, I hopes Billie stays safe inside.

Furkidsmom said...

No Billy - don't go outside!!! That must worry your Mom so much.

Those foods sound nommy! You always have such fun at your house. (except for the aliens)

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

chezcat1970 said...

Great report--we know mama has fish n the freezer, but we don't know how to make her give us some. We're really worried about the spawning aliens!

Noll's Nip said...

You had me at haddock ;)

DailyGs said...

Billy, you are a little bit naughty a little too often. Cut that out already! Good foods though! Nom!!

AttieCattie said...

yikes, alien spawn?! even so, your report for the day really made me meow out loud!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Aliens rokhk!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We wish your Mom all the best for her exam, but we hope it won't interfere with her coking too much!

Junior and Orion said...

***shaking our heads*** You guys are crazy....and we love you that way.

ABBY said...

Miles
Dat wuz a furry gud reeports!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Jacqueline said...

You're doing a great job, Miles...You guys ate well as always...Does Billy always run out by himself or do any of you guys ever take off with him?...And where is he going anyway?...Just don't look the aliens in the eye, Sammy, and you'll be fine!...Nicky is being wild, well, he's a kid , what do you guys expect?...Happy week handsome friends...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh no she got so mad she yelled at poor little tilty Nicky???!!!
Poor little dude.

The Island Cats said...

Wow! Maybe Nicky is learning all that stuff from Billy....

jenianddean said...

Those silly Billy and Nicky! I hope you guys give your Mom plenty of time to study.
--Jasper

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS