Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

The last time I checked, my butt was NOT made of lard.  I am not quite so shur about yours woman.  I'm just sayin.

24 comments:

meemsnyc said...

oh Miles!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear. That is not the way to extra portions of ham.

Katnip Lounge said...

Lardbutt? Never! For you or Mommy.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'll let The Aliens be the judge of THAT!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jacqueline said...

Miles, you have anger issues sweetie and you should be nicer to your Mommy=she controls the treats!!MOL...We like Khyra's comment!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I say that to the Woman regularly.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Miles, we agree. Last we bothered ta notice, most Beins cant call US kitties fat...

SeaThreePeeO said...

Your mum is rude. You should get another one!

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

I KNOW! What is with these mommies? MINE called me a HEFFALUMP! To the V-E-T!!!!

~Persephone

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Are things getting a little out of hand over there? Do you need a holiday, Miles?

Anonymous said...

Miles, your butt seems to be the object of many, many non-affections. What's up with that?

PS. Our favrit so far wuz cottage cheez butt! hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Poor Miles! Tell her that round kitty butts are "in" right now!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Yore butt is NOT made of lard, Miles! It is a CUTE butt!!! Want me to put the bitey on anycat dat says yoo has a lard butt???
Oh and do yoo wanna come play wif mousie toys today?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Raymond and Busby said...

Oh my!

Anonymous said...

Yikes!

Max said...

Heh. Dood. Too freaking funny...

The Furry Kids said...

MOL!

EG

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

MOL!!!! Thse humans just have no idea how much we understand do they?

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

All we know is that it hurts a lot more when mewmie sits on us than the other way around!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh man, how on earth do dey think dey can get away wif stuff like dat. Our mom sed it once and I gave her da stink eye and asked if she had looked behind her cuz she haf quite da following.~Speedy

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles we fink yoo is funnee!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Just Ducky said...

hehehehe. lardbutt!

Cory Clark said...

Mom tells us our butts are getting chubby from time to time... We just laugh at her - we know she's got a bigger one! ...Besides, she looks really, really funny on the human hamster wheel!

Nico & JayJay :)

Victor Tabbycat said...

LOL! I's called "goofball" but I's long, not a ball. An she calls Nina da lil kitty, but... she's not so lil anymore. But she still tastes good.
Purrs,
Victor
PS If Mom don't want Nina hollerin, why's she tell ME to stop insteada Nina?

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