Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY


I think I know why the alien next door wants banana cream pie - it's to shove into it's own ears so it doesn't haf to lissen to it's own constant hollering. 

Oh, and the mom - don't think I don't know that you akshually TOUCHED that thing.  It does have a smell you know.

24 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

OR it can't talk alien-speak with it's mouth full...you should lob some chewing gum over the fence!

Furkidsmom said...

Maybe that alien has hypnotized your Mom...why else would she touch it????

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My mom has touched the alien khats so it's only fair!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Huh...so that's an interesting concept...hmm...

meemsnyc said...

You touched the alien? What?/

Harry Spotter said...

You have aliens next door?

cclark0412 said...

She did whaaat??? The traitor!!

You should give your Mom the silent treatment for a while... That way, she'll know she shouldn't touch those aliens!

Nico & JayJay :)

Ariel said...

She what!!!That's so wrong.

The Paw Relations said...

Ut-oh! That's how it all starts!

Jacqueline said...

Your Mommy touched the alien?...Are you sure she's still your Mommy?...This might need more investigation Sammy=why don't you offer HER some banana cream pie and see?!!...Good luck sweetie...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

AttieCattie said...

if i were you i would go and give that thing a good wap.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Maybe YOU can do an alien abduction and get rid of it??? Just sayin'...

chezcat1970 said...

We'd be careful around your mom, now. If she starts sprouting antennae, pack up and move!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

maybe one of youse guys should take an alien-language course, so youse kin tell that alien to its face (if it efur gets outta the baffroom) to keep away frum yer mom-lady-person!!

Kat's Kats said...

Star says, "Yuk!! She actually touched it?! ::shudder:: I'm so sorry. How long did you have to smell it??"

Junior and Orion said...

Meowm says that is a horrid waste of banana cream pie.

And yes, those smells. Meowm comes home with funky smells all the time!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Our mom comes home smelling of alien alla time! At least da ones we live wif don't yap, yap, yap constantly. Well, der is dat one across da street dat yells when she's outside. We think she might be scared dat she's gonna get left out der furever since dey found her wander da streets starving.

ABBY said...

Not touching the alien...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Eric and Flynn said...

She touched the alien??? Does that mean she is an alien now?

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yoo make owr mom crack up laffin. Yur rite tho how come dey don't know doze aliens haf a smell?

TK said...

Oh that not sounds good. None of it!

Jack, Persephone and Tenzing said...

Humans are so unfaithful! And they have no discrimination at ALL! They'll pet ANYthing instead of saving all their pettings for us!

~Jack

Red Meniss to Orange Meniss! Red Meniss to Orange Meniss! I fink we needs to eats their HAIRS! My the Lady-Person is ALLways telling me to stop eating her hairs! Maybe that's where they keep their mom-powers! Or their Evil! What sooper-hero owtfits? We have owtfits? Do we get capes? But I'm not sure I'm as strong as I used to be, 'acause the Doctor Tara the Mad Scientist killeded my Mite-y Ears!

~Tenzing the Red Meniss

Ayla and Iza, said...

Hey Sammy, we betya could built a styrofoam helmet ta keep all the strange sounds away.

In fact, we bet ya the Bein could make a safe shelter of that stuff for ya...

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh dear, she TOUCHED it??? We hate it when Mommy does things like that!

Sounds like the waste of a good pie!!!

How is Sammy doing?

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