Monday, June 07, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - Bacon, HAMMMMMM, and chick-hen.  PAWSOME

The Mom Report - this is her last week of studying - her test is on Saturday.  THANK BAST

The What Did Billy do this week to get in trouble report: YEP.  AND he knockded ofur the floor lamp. 

The What Did Nicky do this week to get in trouble report: He knockded ofur the same floor lamp - right onto the mom's head.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Alien Report - take it away polenta brains:   Thank you, you girly hipped fatboy.  So, I think the people that live 'ahind us haf gained some trakshun on their alien.  I haf not seen it all week (the mom's note: dutchess is visiting her people's parents farm this week - she needed to do some running).  I hope while she's gone her people will get unbrainwashed.  oh, and i think that she ate the cats that lived there too (no Sammy, they're still there - they're just not allowed outside anymore).  And the alienS next door keep eating all their people - there's always new people ofur there.  Back to you cream cheese thighs.

::SIGH::

The Meezer Colors Day Report - SO, mine girlfriend's mommy (MOM ROBYN) has donated meezer earrings (earrings in Meezer colors, not earrings for meezers).  So here's what is going to happen - efurryone who leaves us a comment wif a link to their meezer color day post on Wednesday will automagically be entered into the drawing.  Nicky (or maybe Billy) will draw the winner, and Egypt and the Muskateers will certify the drawing.  We hopes that we gets lots of linkies!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


OH MY BAST OHMYBASTOHMYBASTOHMYBAST! Our stoopid the mom just DELETED ALL OF OUR COMMENTS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!! WE'S SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

24 comments:

William said...

er...Dutchess has gone to a farm? That sounds like an alien ploy to us!

Katnip Lounge said...

Wow. That's a lotta good fudz!

Billy, The Baby says never stop trying...she's 9 and she still bolts outside.

Did Nicky ever finish eating the loveseat?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yeah--I think William might be right about that... And I can vouch for those meezer earrings--we have some and I haven't had to wear them once.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh, please don't tell your mom but we couldn't help laughing about the floor lamp landing on her head. We hope she is okay.

Kea said...

Boy, there's never a dull moment at your house! And our human admits she snickered over the floor lamp too...though we also hope your mom wasn't hurt!

The Creek Cats said...

Best of luck to your mom on her test!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Is Billy giving Nicky lessons? We hope your mom's head has recovered. Good luck with her test.

Ariel said...

Ham Yummy!!!

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The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Fantastic report as always! Mommy has a pair of Robyn's Meezer earrings and LOVES them! That was very sweet of her to donate a pair of these special earrings!

Hi Miles!
Hi Sammy!
Hi Nicky!
Hi Billy!

Kisses from Mommy to you all!

Love, uSSSSS

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

that's good reporting boyz!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Hannah and Lucy said...

We had to giggle (behind our paws) about the lamp hitting your Mom on her head - please don't tell her we said so - and also about Zippy, Sadie and Speedy's comments over and over and over again - it sounded like something that would happen to your Billy!!

chezcat1970 said...

That's quite a report! We're glad that you'll get a vacation from some of the aliens. Be careful where you knock down the lamps--you don't want to injure your mom. The earrings sound cool.

Junior and Orion said...

Aliens, good foods, escapes, knocking things around......sounds like a typical weekend in your home.

AttieCattie said...

excellent report, as usual!

TK and Squashies said...

We always loves the Monday report. Nice job as always Miles.
We is purring for your Mom's sucess in the upcoming tests. Is hard to takes tests! (I studies for my VET tests but I never does so good.) So we hopes your mom does great.
We notices that your purrays by Bast, we personally likes Sekhmet or Ceiling Cat. (Mommy loves Egypshun myths.)
You guys are so much fun it's scary.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow what a report this week! The aliens that keep eating the peoples - well those just fascinate our mom (aliens interest her lots). And wow the foods - so lucky!

And we say that Billy and Nicky need to send us pics and join the NKC - of course our MOM is so behind that they could have sent them months ago and we wouldn't know!

Oh, and we is confused with the Meezer colors - we aren't any meezers but mom wants to know if she can post about our great grandmacat meezer if she can find a picture? She has a slide but isn't sure if she can find a picture of her but would that be ok - we think so, and will try and find one anyway. We don't need to enter to win - it just sounds fun (and you do want lots of links!!)

Furkidsmom said...

We wish Billy would stop being bad! Our Mom says that's skeery. Bacon and Ham!!! Yummy!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Kat's Kats said...

Thomas and Zaphy have been grooming their coats so that they look especially pretty.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

What a funny report today (as always on Monday!) And, well, effuryday! As for the Wednesday color day, is there any particular color???

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

oops

Busby and Raymond said...

"polenta brain"???? Hee hee!

ABBY said...

Now dat wuz a gud Miles Monday reeport!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

meemsnyc said...

Bacon, did someone say Bacon??

Jacqueline said...

A great report as always, Miles...You guys eat so well=do you have room for 3 ladycats at dinner?...We'd love to dance with Billy and discuss aliens with Sammy afterwards!...kisses sweet boys...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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