Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The Foods Report - OK, so, we know that the mom was stressed and stuff wif her test, but do you have any idea what she did? SHE FORGOTTED TO BUY STINKY GOODNESS!! WE STARVED TO DEATH WHILE SHE WAS TAKING HER TEST. (Nicky ::tugging on Miles furs:: Uh, Miles, I's still alive, and you is too::). Oh, and we hadded chick-hen, ham and bacon. but that does not make up for the stinky goodness incident.
The Mom Report - she is 'parently BRAIN DEAD.
The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: NOTHING. NOPE. NOTHING. Oh, he did bite Nicky in the hoo-ha's. But that was kind of funny (Nicky:: UH, NO IT WASN'T!!!!!)
The Alien Report: Here is cottage cheese head Sammy wif the alien report: So, Billy's alien furriend Maxx camed ofur this week 'acause his mommy went to the human rainbow bridge and his house hadded lots of people from out of town for the funeral. So, I askded him to do some more translating. HOWEFUR, there was a run-away girl alien roaming around the street on Friday afternoon and he was more interested in getting a date - and fighting wif the aliens Cujo and Marley next door, and Brownie across the street, for her attenshun. Then she finded her the mom driving around crying and hollering for her. But I bet once she gotted her the mom home the female alien ated her. Back to you thunder thighs.
The Meezer Colors Day report: We will be making Nicky pick the earrings winner tonight. He has been un-cooperatif. (Nicky: I doesn't want any furrirends to lose so I haf refused to pick someone to win the earrings. But mommy says I has to).
Oh and Happy 52nd annifurrsary Grammie and Grampie!!!
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...