Monday, June 14, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - OK, so, we know that the mom was stressed and stuff wif her test, but do you have any idea what she did? SHE FORGOTTED TO BUY STINKY GOODNESS!! WE STARVED TO DEATH WHILE SHE WAS TAKING HER TEST.   (Nicky ::tugging on Miles furs:: Uh, Miles, I's still alive, and you is too::).  Oh, and we hadded chick-hen, ham and bacon. but that does not make up for the stinky goodness incident. 

The Mom Report - she is 'parently BRAIN DEAD. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  NOTHING.  NOPE.  NOTHING.  Oh, he did bite Nicky in the hoo-ha's.  But that was kind of funny (Nicky:: UH, NO IT WASN'T!!!!!)

The Alien Report: Here is cottage cheese head Sammy wif the alien report:   So, Billy's  alien furriend Maxx camed ofur this week 'acause his mommy went to the human rainbow bridge and his house hadded lots of people from out of town for the funeral.  So, I askded him to do some more translating.  HOWEFUR, there was a run-away girl alien roaming around the street on Friday afternoon and he was more interested in getting a date - and fighting wif the aliens Cujo and Marley next door, and Brownie across the street, for her attenshun. Then she finded her the mom driving around crying and hollering for her.  But I bet once she gotted her the mom home the female alien ated her. Back to you thunder thighs.

The Meezer Colors Day report: We will be making Nicky pick the earrings winner tonight.  He has been un-cooperatif.  (Nicky: I doesn't want any furrirends to lose so I haf refused to pick someone to win the earrings.  But mommy says I has to). 

Oh and Happy 52nd annifurrsary Grammie and Grampie!!!

24 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Happy Anniversary to your Grandma and Grandpa... so now that your human is DONE--did you get extra treats and when will she know how it went?

meemsnyc said...

She forgot the stinky goodness? What the heck?

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

We are sorry 'bout the human khrossing The Bridge -

We are sorry 'bout the Mom's brain but with enough iced khoffee, it will regenerate!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jans Funny Farm said...

Nicky, can't you ask Maxx to pick the winner? He doesn't have any blogging friends so he wouldn't have a problem which of your friends wins.

We hope your mom has her brain back so you don't have to starve to death again. That must have been horrible.

Katnip Lounge said...

OMC! No stinky goodness? No amount of people fod makes up for that...

52 years married...Mommy says that's wonderful!

Mariodacat said...

Geeesh - your ooman is about as dependable as mine. How dare she forget the "Stinky Goodness".

Deb Cushman said...

Interesting alien report -- sorry to hear about Maxx's mom. We're also sorry about your stinky goodness incident, but it seems like you're okay now, so we won't worry!

Happy Anniversary to your Grand ones!

Jacqueline said...

Happy Anniversary to Grammie and Grampie!...We're glad that test is over for your Mom!...We are sorry about Maxx's Mom going to the Bridge...Too bad about the stinky goodness, but it sounds like you guys still ate well!...Keep an eye on those neighbors, Sammy!...Happy week gorgeous boys...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Max said...

She forgot the Stinky Goodness! Holy carpoli! How did you manage????

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Happy Anniversary to yoor Gramma and Grampa, dat is a long time to be together. We hadda remind mom to get us stinky goodness too, I think maybe da heat makes der branes all skwishy or sumthing.

The Florida Furkids said...

Wow - lots going on at your house again! We don't understand how your Mom could forget your stinky goodness though...maybe Billy should bit her instead of Nicky's hoo-has?

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Anniversary to Grandma and Grandpa!!!

We bet your mom is soooo happy to be done with that test!!

Anonymous said...

That sounds like you had a lot going on this weekend. We're sorry to hear about Maxx's human. Did your mama's brain regenerate?

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy Anniversary to Grammie and Grampie.
We hope your The Mom Lady Person's test went well. We hope her brain is undeaded now so she can get your Stinky Goodness.
We are sorry Maxx's mommy went to the Bridge.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Tell your mum that we hope she did well in her tests. Then bite her heels for the stinky goodness lapse - is this the first time or is it a regular occurance - if it is regular she may need treatment for it as we've hear it is a very serious affliction.

Lisa said...

Sorry about Max's Mom :-( I think you can survive on chick hen, ham and bacon. I think. What kind of test was mommy taking? Glad it's over in any event. Our mom will be taking lots of tests pretty soon...

Happy anniversary!

Noll's Nip said...

Happy Anniversary to your Grams and Gramps :) and I hopes your mom did stupendous on her test :)

Shaggy and Scout said...

You mom will be ok. Ours was not normal for days after the heartbreaking Flyers loss and still chokes up if she has to talk about it. She puts everything she has into cheering for that team every year and she is mostly numb now too.
On top of that yours had to study for her test.....how distracting!

Anonymous said...

haha poor Nicky's hoo-has... i bet that made you guys forget about the lack of stinky goodness for a few minutes while you Meowin Out Loud!

Anonymous said...

Happy Anniversary Grammie and Grampie!!! Sorry to hear about your neighbor~lady going to the bridge.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Happy Anniversary to your Grandma and Grandpa!

How could she forgit da stinky goodness?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess

purrs

>^,,^<

♥Abby♥

The Island Cats said...

We stopped reading at the part where the mom lady person forgot to buy stinky goodness! how could she????

Pip said...

We purrs fur Maxx's mommy's fambily. Dis very sad him lose hims mommy!
I bets your mommy feels better now her tests is done!
Happy Anniversary to Grandma and Grand pa.
AND... we hoopes you gets StinkyGoodness soon.
(Pssst Nicky- pull a name sweety, is ok no one will feels bad. You're a good boy!)

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOUR GRANDMA & GRANDPA!

Meezer Mommy....you are done now??? That is great!

Another great report!

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...