Monday, June 21, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report:  steak and eggs.  it was ok I guess.  BUT, we ranned out of crunchies. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  YEP - 4 times!!!! His new trick is to come running full speed down the hall when he hears her key in the door, so that when she gets it unlocked he's at a full run and just blows right by her.  He's going to give her heart failure or something, and THEN who will feed us?

The Nicky Report - that little rug rat is driving us crazy! He runs around the house meezing and screaming, just about at the same time.  And he's a garbage picker. OH. and he figured out where the toys are so now he empties the toy box efurry day while the mom is visiting jahb. 

::SIGH:: - I can't even stand it anymore - here's butt head wif the crazy report: - take it away Sammy:  you know Miles, some day your fat butt is going to thank me for trying to understand those aliens.  (HEY cottage cheese brain - they're DOGS.  DOGS.  NOT aliens)  uh, sausage thighs, they're NOT cats, so they're ALIEN.  SHEESH.  Anyway, the new little alien next door NEVER SHUTS THE HECK UP.  And she knocked the mom down when she ranned up to her and jumped on her.  The mom barely gotted away uneaten!
Back to you toona breath. 

Someone, please take him home with you. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

26 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

sammy come home with me honey, we have no aliens in this building since the flying wallendas moved out! and i will make you ham! and i will let you whap sarge any time you want. k??

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Katnip Lounge said...

Sounds like a normal weekend at your house..."normal" being a relative term...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Miles, it sounds like an interesting weekend. I'll take some steak and eggs please--if you haven't any ham.

A few Good Cats said...

Just one big happy family!

Jacqueline said...

Good reporting, Miles...Billy, we wish you would stay in the house with your brothers=we worry about you sweetie!...We think Nicky might need valium (maybe Billy too?!)...Sammy, you are welcome to come live with us, handsome; there is a dog 2 houses away, but we think the human looking parents are the aliens...Happy week gorgeous boys, we sure hope you guys get more crunchies soon!...kisses x3...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mom wants to know if da yapper next door belongs to da beer exploding lady, we don't know what da heck she's talking about. Hey, steak and eggs is purrty good but, really, running outta crunchies? Did yoor mom haf what our dad calls a "brain fart"? Wanna come live here Miles? Sadie does da meezing AND she gets gas so she runs thru da room mowing and farting at da same time, Zippy is always cranky so she hisses and whaps her because she is mow, mow, mowing and dad yells a lot because da girls is fighting...my life is heck dude!~Speedy

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khan I have him PLEASE???????

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Eric and Flynn said...

Billy! Four times? You're sposed to get better and anyways, if you're not careful, that alien might chase you.

Furkidsmom said...

You ran out of crunchies? That's so wrong!!!!

Billy, please stop scaring your Mom! Miles is right, who will feed you if you give her heart failure???

Hehehehe....Nicky is pretty smart to do inventory of the toys every day.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

Steak and eggs! Nom nom nom!

The Paw Relations said...

You can always come and live with us Sammy. That was a great Monday report!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We enjoyed your weekend report - not much change from last week then!! Apart from running out of crunchies - does your mom know she could be sent to kitty jail for that.

Busby and Raymond said...

Sounds like a crazy weekend at your house! The steak and eggs part sounds good though!

Lisa said...

No smelly stuff one week, no crunchies the next? Your mom needs some serious disciplinary action.

Good for you Nicky, the toys are supposed to be for you to play with anyway, right?

Sammy, do you like bunnies? If you promise you won't hurt us you can come live here! No aliens.

Harry Spotter said...

Seems like a normal weekend here too.

chezcat1970 said...

Steak and eggs sounds good! If this is normal for you guys, what do you do for excitement?

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Your alien research will pay big dividends some day Sammy.

AttieCattie said...

you guys are trubble. this sounds like a totally normal week report for yer household.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Has your mom thought of greeting the running Billy with a spray bottle or an air horn when she opens the door?

Other than that, we're relieved to read that things are normal around your house.

The Island Cats said...

All we can say about Nicky is that he musta learned this behavior from some other cat...not naming any names....just sayin'....

Max said...

Ya know...your mom needs to stand outside the door with a Super Soaker, and have it ready when she opens it. A good squirt in the face a few times might cure Billy. either that, or he's going to learn to love water...

Junior and Orion said...

Billy-seriously-don't make us come there and teach you a lesson. We lov eyou, but you have to stop running out the door!

ABBY said...

sammy
i knoos dat dem fings is alien!

billy billy billy....what are we all going to do wif yoo?

purrs and nosekisses to my darling sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man

your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Mommy is laughing again! Best reports of all time on your blog!

Hi Sammy, Miles, Nicky & Billy!

Billy, Mommy says to stop running outside!!! please???


Love, uSSSSS

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Gosh I didn't git to reed til nao. I wuz bizzy makin sure my crunchies didn't git losted too since they was at yore house wif me. I is glad I had thems to share! I would hate hate hate it if yoo starved.
Miles, how bout a snuggle on tha kween size bed after we eats sum crunchies?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

TK and Squashies said...

Usual good report Miles!
Billy please stops the running out of the house- Sammy's aliens is gonna eatted you!
Dis was a great starts of the week, thanks for the giggles. Even if i does has to post again cause some how Blogger eatted all my commints.

Get me off of this thing

MILES Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE