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Monday, July 19, 2010
MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - how come when we get the hots here the mom does not want anything but begetables? PAH!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: Nothing -  it's too hot.

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  He chewed on some 'lektrik cords. someday he will learn

I really hate to do this, but here is whack-o Sam-o wif his alien report:  Thank you mashed potato head:  So, I still have furs missing in weerd places, and it's getting itchy in those places.   I haf been trying to figure out what the aliens could possibly want wif mine teefs.  I think I have it figured out - they're building a death ray and they are going to point it at mine house 'acause I'm on to them.  Or maybe they're making a necklace out of them.  I must to more research. 
Back to you cottage cheese thighs. 

::SIGH:: I'm so sorry.  I can't do anything about him. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

31 cats hollering back:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh those teefs. poor sammy honey. what something, you'll feel better.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Mariodacat said...

he he- you are so funny today. I'm leaving your bloggy laughing.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Glad to see everything is normal at the Meezers and Billy's.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

PS -- Did the furry tooth fairy leave you any cash for your missing teeth? If not, perhaps the aliens stole them to help finance whatever evil scheme they're currently working on.

Katnip Lounge said...

We think the teeth went for a matched set of necklace and earrings for some girly girl alien.

Ayla and Iza, said...

Sammy is so hopeless sometimes... *sigh*

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo don't hafta do anything 'bout Sammy, Miles, we haf Speedy and he's a whack, um, kinda out der too.

Jacqueline said...

Sammy, maybe the aliens just want you to keep your handsome mouth shut about them=maybe that's why they are taking your teefs!!MOL...Happy week silly, sweet boys...kitty kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Millie said...

I hear you about the Hots. Yuck. Glad you are feeling better Sammy!

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

We hope you're doing better Sammy!

The Creek Cats said...

Nothing but begetables? That doesn't sound too tasty!

Eric and Flynn said...

We think the aliens go around stealing teefs then put them under their pillows for the teefs fairy. That way they will make loads of money, enough to take over the world.

Furkidsmom said...

Ewww...begetables? What fun is that?

We're glad Billy behaved, but we're not happy about Nicky. Those lectrik cords can really hurt you.

We'll watch ebay to see if anybuddy tries to sell a necklace of Sammy's teeth.

The Paw Relations said...

We hope the hots break soon and you get some cooler weather.

Busby and Raymond said...

We hope your hots go away. And then maybe there will be some meat!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Begetables - that's not suitable for handsome mancats - you need prime steak - no wonder Sammy lost some teef.

chezcat1970 said...

We just love your Monday reports--we always have a laugh. Except for Nicky, he could have hurt himself!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Looks like the key to everything lies in it getting cooler. We hope it does!

AttieCattie said...

sorry you has the hots. and sammy has stolen teefs. sounds like nobody over there is realleh too happeh, MOL.

ABBY said...

Oh my the aliens are using yur teefs? Sammy we fink yu'd better do sum moore investigatin....

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

purs
Abby

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We always love your Monday reports Miles - even if Sammy is a little goofy. And our mom is the same way with the heat - she only wants "light" foods like veggies - what is up with that?

The Crew said...

What self-respecting cat would sit down to a big bowl of vegetables? Give me MEAT!!!


George

Junior and Orion said...

Sammy, we know waht they are doing with your teeths...and your furs! DNA...they are cloning you!!!!!

Max said...

Dood, I know it's wrong, but a tooth necklace would be AWESOME...!

The Island Cats said...

We tired of the hots too...we don't feel like doing much either....

The Furry Kids said...

We've had the hots here, too. And no good foods either. Do you think the aliens stoled the good foods along with your teeths? Just wondering.

EG

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those stoopid hots!!!
Nothing good ever gets cooked around here either when its hot out!
We go with the necklace theory.

TK and Squashies said...

Great report Miles. What is up with them begtables? You deserve better.
Sammy you always makes me laff, maybe they implanting the teefies with a death ray and they puts them back in next time they abducts you?
WTG Billy!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Brofurs are impawsible Miles. Don't werry bout it. Dat normal. I dunno bout them begetable fings neither. They is not crunchies so I don't eats them.
Purrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hmm... perhaps that is what has happened to my teeth as well...

Mariodacat said...

You guys are so funny. You did it again - made us laugh.

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