Monday, July 26, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: french toast and sausage - wif MAPLE SYRUP.  OH BOY!!!!

The What Did Billy Do this week to make us mad and want to put him up for sale:  The way our front door is made in our house, it's impossible for the mom  to open it wifout there being a space where no one can sneak out.  The mom has been throwing her purse and 'puter bag in the door in front of her to try and catch the orinch meniss, but the other night he gotted out and took off down the street.  the mom caught him IN THE STREET 2 HOUSES DOWN. She was crying and screaming and it was not pretty.  She saided that she might haf to get the dungeon ready and put our litterboxes down there and make ALL OF US live there during the day while she is at werk.  Does anybody want to buy a slightly used, slightly damp all the time, orinch meniss?

The Nick Report - that boy is just plain nuts. 

The Alien Report - by resident screwball and mashed potato brain Sammy:  Well, I has it on good authority that the aliens stealed mine furs to clone me.  That's disturbing.  How will mine mommy know who is me and who is a clone?   What if the clones is ebil and try and eat mine mommy? AHHHHHHHHHH.   I think I needs to hide unner the bed. 

::SIGH:: Poor Sammy.  I should really stop telling our woofie furriend to screw wif Sammy when he bisits.  Or not.  Prolly not.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

35 comments:

Mariodacat said...

Oh your poor mama. She does have her hands full with sneaky kitties!!

Sweet Praline said...

What are we going to do with Billy?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear--quite a lot going on at your house. I'm quite worried that perhaps you are dealing with a cloned Sammy and not the real one...

meemsnyc said...

French toast and sausage! Yummy. Oooh, Billy, you escaped! Wow!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thanks for the laugh, guys. All but Billy running down the street with your mom screaming after him. You guys are going to drive your mom to drink! If you haven't already. You really need to give her a vacation.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

PS -- Has she tried leaving a water bottle outside the front door?

Angus Mhor said...

Miles, Maple syrup makes everything better, don'tcha' think? I cannot imagine Billy-boy in any other situation than with you...don't sell'im! Sammy, I'm sure a cloned Sammy wouldn't be quite the same Sammy as you. I don't believe madness can be cloned!

Nicky, tilty is not a bad way to live in your household, you know what I mean, jellybean?

Max said...

Oh man, Billy needs to stop that...doesn't he know the foods are IN THE HOUSE? The only thing he's gonna get outside is LOST. Maybe only Billy needs to be locked up... Hmmm...wouldn't want him to be lonely, though. I'll send Buddah. They can be locked up together...

Jacqueline said...

Why does Billy insist on dancing in the streets?...And how do we know the real Sammy is living with you guys and not the clone?!...We hope you handsome boys stay out of trouble and have a happy week!...kitty kisses x3 sweet friends...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Why again does she have khats?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Eric and Flynn said...

Billy, you are naughty scaring your mum half to death. Is it possible to put a second door inside the outside door so your mum can come in one before she opens the other one? When we are locked in the garage when the Beans desert us, dad has made a high 3x3 cage which he attaches inside the garage door so the lady who feeds us comes in the main door and closes it before she opens the cage door. We know you don't want a big old wire cage in your hallway but wondered if something along those lines would work.
Miles, you are wicked to poor Sammy.

The Creek Cats said...

French toast and maple syrup sounds delish!!

Ariel said...

"Oh My" Billy please don't do that again.I would be very sad if something happened to you.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We just wondered is Sammy is still Sammy or has he been cloned already? Billy - it's not a good idea to run off you might miss your dinner.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i don't want you to go to the dungeon because of the orange one. rats!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Meowers from Missouri said...

you like mapul surple? we hates it--it gets EFURRYWHERE if you gets it on yer paws!

billy, has yer mom considered tiny little pawcuffs fer you? she might!

sammy, don't worry--NOBUDDY, not even aliens, could efur clone the extreme samminess that is you, pal.

nicky: chill, dudelet; or at least wear some padding so when you riot through the house, you at least won't get too banged up.

miles: definitely NOT;-)

Harry Spotter said...

Poor mamma. Sneaky kitties can be sneaky. Your breakfast sounded delicious.

TK and Squashies said...

Your poor mommy!!! Maybe your mommy could gets a harness fur Billy and takes him walking so him not so curious about outside. I not know if that would work for Billy but it worked for me.
My mommy really knows how your mommy feels. Is the scairtest thing EVER!
The fud report sounds nommly.

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Dat was a grate repurrt Miles! I do not fink I wants to buy a a slightly used, slightly damp all the time, orinch meniss tho. I'd rather play n snuggle wif yoo. Wanna come ofur?
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Busby and Raymond said...

Billy has that front door completely figured out, doesn't he?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We do feel for your Mom re-Billy. That is SCARY!!! But not everyone can be as perfect as you, Miles!

chezcat1970 said...

Billy, STOP IT! You're making your mama crazy with all of that running out of the door! Maybe staying in another room while she's away wouldn't be a bad idea!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy, Why did you run down the street?
There's nothing out there but danger.
Maybe your mom will have to try crawling in a window.

Katnip Lounge said...

Your Mommy should make a cage inside the front door that she can step into, and close the front door before she opens the cage door. That MIGHT slow Billy down a little. Maybe.

The Paw Relations said...

We're shocked! Billy is a bad bad boy!

The Furry Kids said...

Wow! You guys had a busy week. Billy needs to stay home, tho. Even tho he is an orinch meniss.

ABBY said...

Sounds like you fellas all had a good weekend!

:-)

Billy, Billy, Billy...what's the Momladypurrson gonna do wif yoo?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Billy, just stop it! Do yoo want yoor mom to haf a hart atak? Do yoo want to be skwished by a metal monster or ataked by a wild aminal? Yoo hafta stop running outside! Miles, we think maybe yoo need to stop letting da woofies feed Sammy all dat mis-informashun. It's not helping his mental state at all...just saying.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh Billy stop running out! We have the same kind of problem at our house except that no one has gotten out yet. But our front door is the same way - you have to block the extra opening with something when you come in. They need some kind of airlock for people with crazy cats. Of course we can use the garage but sometimes that is not feasible. But we can understand the purse block well!

Junior and Orion said...

We wish we had some advice for your The Mom on how to keep the Orange.......Billy inside. Short of adding an extended porch, with two doors, we just don't know what else would help. We wil purr that Billy stops his door dashing, for the sake of everyones sanity.

Furkidsmom said...

We're laffin at the "pawcuffs".

We've never had maple syrup...is it nommy?

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

William said...

I know--Billy needs a bungee cord so when he runs out, he just snaps right back!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Billy...stay in the house and stop driving your mom nuts, okay??

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum does the puter bag and purse thing when she comes in the door too. Derby is usually at the door to meet her. I wait in the window perch for her to come to me to say "hello I am home" and get my kiss and scritches.

Ayla and Iza, said...

The "Billy Escapes Problem": Our The Big Thing thought about this. He says the Beins need a shield.

Like a small cabinet door or a 1'x2' piece of plywood wif a handle.

Here, TBT sticks his foot through the open door an waves it around a bit. We don't get NEAR that! So thats another possibility...

Or just build a front porch wif a door. 2 doors allus solves the escape attempts.

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