Monday, August 02, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - bacon! turkey! eggs! FRENCH TOAST!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  well, after the screaming and crying mom, you would think that he would give her a break.  he did - he only ranned out once - and out the back door this time.  stoopid orinch meniss. 

The what did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  really not much - except he keeps biting the mom's toes in the middle of the night and waking her up.

ok, well, here we go.  The Alien Report with Wack-a-doodle Sammy. New aliens in the 'hood.  Missing aliens.  the sticky person 'ahind us is gone and some other taller sticky person with the same color hair moved in.  so the alien 'ahind us has more prey.  it's sickening.  as a matter of fact, i think i'll go leave a fur ball in the mom's shoe.  after all, it's her fault we live here.  back to you bacon butt.

oh ewwwwwwwwwwwww. 
that's the meezer monday miles report for today

31 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hmm... I wonder what the aliens are doing to those sticky people? Hmm. An investigation is in order I think.

TK and Squashies said...

Nice report Miles. Billy, Billy, Billy... sweety, is not good to makes your mommy cry.
Keep us posted Sammy, I thinks we should has a reality show on your findings!

Mariodacat said...

you are making us hungry with your delicious sounding food report. Yee gads - you are so funny.

Derby, Ducky said...

You got better foods than we did here. We haven't had french toast in ages.

meemsnyc said...

You had French Toast!! Nice!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aha, mom sez we is gonna haf french toast and bacon tomoro and it's all thanks to yoor food report! Um, Billy, DO NOT RUN OUTSIDE! At least he din't run in da road dis time. Sammy, we think yoo need to talk to Miles about what dem aliens and him haf been telling yoo...little blurpy things grow into little sticky things and den dey get to be taller sticky things and den alla sudden dey is loud, stoopid teenagers dat make mom want to smother dem in der sleep!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm snagging the Xterra and heading North -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...
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Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hey Miles,it's good to see your family is as wacky as ever ;)
Sammy, keep both eyes on the aliens!!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Jacqueline said...

Great job, Miles!...You guys are eating well as usual!...We hope Billy and Nicky can stay out of trouble; we can't wait to hear more about the missing aliens and sticky people!...Happy week handsome boys...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Ayla and Iza, said...

You guys really worry us sometimes. But we love ya for all the fun reports...

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Hehehehehehee!! We always love to read the Monday Report!! I always makes us laugh!!
Howdy from your TX furiends,

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

You guys are so clever and funny!!

Furkidsmom said...

You guys eat the bestest foods! We're sorry Billy did not learn his lesson. We wish he would stop doing the bad thing :(

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

French toast!?! Nom nom nom!

The Island Cats said...

Sounds like things never change around Casa de Meezer!

The Paw Relations said...

French Toast? Om nom nommy!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

french toast? *thud*

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

It sounds like life is peaceful Chez Meezers!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Billy, what's with you and turning your mom into a crazy person? You have a home, food, siblings, your own blog ... what more do you need? If you need more excitement,try overturning the litter box instead. At least you can't get run over by a car doing that.

Hannah and Lucy said...

A pretty quiet weekend for your guys then.

Lisa said...

Meezers eat better than our mom!

We wake up our mom at night too, and we're two and a half!!! Why do those hoomins sleep half the day anyway? Straight through!!! Sometimes, we just need to play. Can't be quite for a full 6-8 hours, it's impossible!

Elizabeth and Connor said...

We haven't had French toast and bacon in a long time, or at least mama hasn't. We *never* get any.

Katnip Lounge said...

You guys have the ultimate life. Food, excitement, aliens.

May we come visit? Soon?

The Crew said...

French toast? You guys got FRENCH TOAST?! We never get anything good.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ewwwwwww, more sticky peoples? Ewwwwwwww!

fivecats said...

Was it french toast ... with sausage, scrambled eggs, and lots of maple syrup?

Your mom need to buy a surplus retractable, spacewalkin' tether from NASA to keep Billy inside.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

MOL....WE HAVE MISSED YOU ALL AND YOUR WONDERFUL REPORTS!!!

Billy, sweetie pie, darlin' you have to stop running outside! Mommy said so!

You made Mommy laugh a lot with this report!

Junior and Orion said...

Oh Billy-we really hope you learn before you break your Mom's heart.

Nicky-we are going to try this.

Sammy and Miles-yummy foods!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Fank yoo for tha purrthday wishes fur alla us.

Miles yoo wanna come play?
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

ABBY said...

Miles great Monday reeports!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

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