Monday, August 09, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: eggs and bacon and chick-hen

The What Did Billy to this week to get in trouble:  The mom was successful in keeping him inside this week, but then he wented and stole a whole piece of bacon off her plate and ran around the house with it. (kind of like me and the hamm sammich). 

The Nicky Report - he's learning to settle down at night and he snuggles for about 2.5 seconds

SIGH here's whack-a-doodle with the insane alien report:  Thank you baconbrain.  So, there's a NEW fluffy big golden alien in the neighborhood.  Since he's gold, does that mean that he's the Alien God?  
Back to you chunkbutt.

::SIGH:: Someone please come and take him away and bleach his brain or something .

The Mom Report: she is on pins and needles - she gets her exam results (from June) this week.  She's furry nervous. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.


Katnip Lounge said...

Billy, Bacon is Good. Steal all you can. It beats the stuffing out of running outdoors.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, now we're nervous. We can't wait to hear your mom passed!

Katnip Lounge is right. If Billy is stealing and running around the house, at least he's not running down the street with your crying mom chasing him. If he gets to do this every day, it should keep him sufficiently exhausted so he hasn't the strength to run out the door.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Bacon stealing... he he he... now that is good.

Pumpkinpuddy said...

Another excellent report Miles. I can't wait to hear how you mom did on the test. Will we hear before the next Monday report?

Jacqueline said...

Good luck to your Mom on her exam scores...Billy, we hope you realize bacon is much better than running through the streets, sweetie...Sammy, we think you may have found a wealthy alien!...Nicky, our Mommy wants to cuddle you!!...Great report Miles...kisses handsome boys...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha, Speedy did da bacon stealing thing last weekend too! Running thru da house wif bacon is much better den running in da street. We bet yoor mom did good on her test. A gold alien? Wow, he must be furry expensive and furry heavy.

Furkidsmom said...

We would steal bacon too! Smart Billy!!!

Good luck to your Mom. We know her test results will be good.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkid

The Creek Cats said...

Billy, sounds like you had a nommy snack!

Best of luck to your mom!!

The Paw Relations said...

Wishing you mum good luck with her exam results.

Bacon is the best!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We hope your Mom gets great test results.

Billy - did you manage to eat that bacon all on your own or did you get mobbed??

TK and Squashies said...

WTG Billy! Nice snag.
Don't worry mom, we is sure you did brillantlee.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Billy, darlin', I'm so proud of you for not going outside. Ummm...well, I probably would have stolen the bacon too. Yummy! Sorry Meezer Mommy! Come over and snuggle!

Love, Auntie Deb

Miles, Great reporting, as always!

Nicky, snuggle is good for YOU!

Sammy, an alien that is gold? Cool

Meezer Mommy, don't sit on pins and needles, that would hurt! MOL You did great on your exams!!!

Love, uSSSSS

Lisa said...

Good luck the Mom! Glad to hear everyone was relatively good this week. And it does sound like he may be alien god or king or something.

Simba said...

Oooh, good luck to the Mom for her exam results. She must be biting her nails in anticipation.

AttieCattie said...

excellent report today Miles, as usual. can not blame Billy Sweetfeets for the bacon faisco, i doubt i would be able to stops myself either. paws crossed for your mommeh!

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh Billy you are just too silly!! But bacon is worth getting!! Purrrrs that your Mom passed her Exam with flying colors!! Thanks for the Monday report Miles!! We always enjoy it!!
Howdy from your TX furiends,


Elizabeth and Connor said...

Stealing bacon is better than running outside and scaring your mom half to death! And bacon is good!

We have our paws crossed that your mom passed her test!

ABBY said...

bacon bacon bacon....oh my Billy I don't blames yoo for stealin it! Just don't run outside wif it.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Miles that ham sammich incident is legendary! We remember laffin & laffin at that story!!

Galletta said...

Billy, bring some bacon to our house. We's luvs it. We all hope da mom does well on her test. We don'ts like pins and neadles. Bacon!!!

Tybalt said...

Paws crossed that the mom did great!

I don't think I've ever had bacon. Mommy has been holding out on me . . .

Max said...

AhhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I coulda seen Billy running around with the bacon!

fivecats said...


Make sure your mom doesn't end up with pin-n-needle holes.

Parker said...

MmmmMMMmMMmMmmMMmMM, you had me at HAM!!! and bacon...
What exam, what did I miss?

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Ok we just have to say one thing! Go Billy - Steal that Bacon! And we think that it is better he is doing that because at least he is in the house that way!!

Junior and Orion said...

Miles~sounds like good foods to us!!

Greatjob Billy (or should we say great job The Mom)~both staying in the house and taking the bacon!

Nicky~~cuddles are fun!

Sammy~~Do Gods have to be gold?

The Island Cats said...

Billy, stop running with that bacon and eat it!!

Good luck to your mom...we hope she gets good results!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Sounds like you had a reasonable weekend Miles ;)
Maybe Sammy needs to go to the Doctor at Jan's Funny farm,heeheehee
Crossing our paws for your Mom!!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Miles, It wuz a fun weekend at yore house Miles. Speshully steelin tha hamm sammich. MOL Is it ok if I stays dis week too? I fink Mommy gonna be furry bizzy agin. We can snuggle on tha kween size bed lots.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Ariel said...

Mmmm Bacon I would have stole it too.
I hope all goes well for your mom I'll keep my paws crossed...Hugs

castle diva said...

Go Billy go!! And don't forget to send some bacon our way because the humans are still not eating meat.

Ms. P and Cinza

Noll's Nip said...

My paws are crossed for good test results :)

Stahp it woman!