Monday, August 16, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: HAM and SHRIMPS!!!

The Billy Report: - He didn't run outside! But the mom thinks that's 'acause it was hot then rainy.  He's beein hanging out in the bath tub alot. that's where he goes to cool off

The Nicky Report - He is getting to be a little IMP.  He totally DESTROYED 3 unopened rolls of human litterbox paper.  They was SHREDDED.  The mom was all kinds of grumpy about that.

::whispers to the mom:: does I has to do this?  oh ok, Here is cream of wheat brains with the "I am completely crazy in the head" report:  So the crazy alien next door, who apparently is a female, and that means she eats children, (well, the female alien 'ahind us keeps eating the children that get lured into her house) was loose yesterday.  She must be a criminal or something 'acause she had efurry male alien in the nayboorhood chasing her.  Either that or she was covered in beef gravy or somefing, 'acause they was all drooling all ofur her.  oh and the golden alien 'ahind us was loose again too.  must be they haf learned how to get out of their restraints. 
Back to you mr potato head. 

::SIGH:: Does anyone want to trade for a slightly used crazy meezer?

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today

29 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You do live in an interesting neighborhood.

Busby and Raymond said...

That human litter box paper is fun, isn't it? Why do the humans get so cranky when we play with it?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What an interesting weekend you had...

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

You guys won't even need a tv with all your adventures!!

Furkidsmom said...

You guys have so much fun!!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

SHRIMPS!!!
We've been known to shred human litter box paper too! It's lotsa fun!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Did your Mommy take a picture of Nicky's artwork???

You never fail to amuse Mommy with your Monday reporting!!!

Hi boys, come and snuggle with me today!!!

Love, Auntie Deb

DailyGs said...

Nicky, you were just helping the environment with a bit of pre-shredding is all. We are sure your The Mom will understand. Eventually.

The Paw Relations said...

Great report. Lots of interesting things go on in your neighbourhood!

TK and Squashies said...

Good report Miles!
YAY fur Billy,
OOps fur Nicky,
WOW fur Sammy!

You always starts our Munday wif a smile, thanks boys.

Hannah and Lucy said...

That was an excellent Monday report - seems you had a fairly quiet weekend - Billy didn't do a runner and no ghosts!!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh that was good reporting miles. did sammy completely stop whapping stuff? cause i was learning so much from him...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxoxxo

chezcat1970 said...

Great report! We love hearing about those crazy aliens!

Noll's Nip said...

We live vicariously through you guys....our neighbors are quite dull by comparison ;)

Jacqueline said...

Great report, Miles...Glad Billy stayed indoors, but we guess Nicky felt he had to pick up the slack in the naughty department :)...Sammy, we love your alien reports=there is always something interesting going on with them!...Happy week handsome boys...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Miles - thanks for the great report. It is good that Billy stayed inside - maybe he will keep that up even after it isn't so hot anymore. And Nicky, well, way to go is all we can say! No comment on Sammy - nope, not gonna do it!

Junior and Orion said...

Sammy~~You must have good alien repellant...cause you are all still there and alive.

Billy~~Good job not running outside!

Nicky~~You go kid!!!

Miles~~Shrimps.....yum!!!

The Island Cats said...

Another fun weekend with you guys! And Nicky...good job on that human litter box paper. I've graduated to the paper towels in the kitchen. More to shred!!

Ernie

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

No fank yoo I does not want to trade yoo Miles. I is furry happy wif my own slitely crazee Meezer.
Purrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Eric and Flynn said...

Good work with the litterbox paper Nicky. I used to do that but haven't for the longest time. I wonder if I can remember how to do it.
Flynn

ABBY said...

Great report Miles!

Way to go Nicky and Sammy we know you are keepin the house safe by watching them aliens.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Miles,the foods were great,but the aliens in your 'hood'...yikes :o
Tillie is our resident paper shredder!Mom does not put the TP on the holder anymore,heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

The bath tub?? But that's where our Mom goes to get water all over her!! **whispers** Billy, how do you stay dry???

Jay: NICKY, I DO THE SAME THING TO THE HUMAN LITTERBOX PAPER!! IT'S FUN! IF MOMMY LEAVES THE PLASTIC PACKAGE OUT, I LIKE TO DRAG IT ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!

Yay for the ham & shrimp!! Yummy!

Have a happy day!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

Ayla and Iza, said...

Um, you guys wanna trade yer crazy brother meezer fer Ayla-in-Heat meezer?

Iza

Kimo and Sabi said...

You guyz git more hams than any other cats we know!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*sigh* We'z really gonna hafta send Zippy over to asplane to Sammy what da "aliens" is really all about. Zippy is purrty smart, it was hot outside and she wouldn't go out either, even tho mommy was out der and called to her. Our mom puts da human litter box paper up on a high shelf in da closet and closes da door, it's ruined alla our fun!

Skittles, The Huntress said...

Wow, you have aliens in your neighborhood. We just have old people with walkers.

Luv,
Skittles

William said...

Ever tempted to turn the water on when your bro is in the tub? I'm sure somebody there has an evil twin. Mwaa ha ha ha ha!

Pierro said...

I love your Monday Meezer reports!
What an interesting one this time.
try to be nice to your mom for a little while!

bonks

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