Monday, August 30, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report: Ham, Eggs and FRENCH TOAST!!! The mom ROCKS

Things heard round casa de meezer this past week:
     "Hey, no hoo-ha biting"
     "Nicky, get off the curtain rod"
     "Nicky, get OFF the curtain rod"
     "Billy, don't sit on the baby's face, that's rude"
     "Sammy, get off the table"
     "Nicky, get out of the cupboard"
     "Nicky, I'm serious, GET OFF the curtain rod"
     "Miles, don't eat my chick-hen-sickle"
     "Miles, can I finish my french toast first?"
     "Billy, really, please don't sit on the baby's head"
     "Nicky, cheeze whiz, GET OFF THE CURTAIN ROD"
     "Sammy, for cripes sake, get off the flipping table"  

Ok, so I has to do it, here's cobblerhead with the psycho report:   Thank you lardball.  So, Sammy here with the ALIEN report for today:  2 aliens moved out this week, the one called Sophia and her brother who is called Alfie.  I won't miss them, they were yapping for the mother ship all freaking day every day. However, I'm sure that there will be more aliens moving in.  There always are.  NOW, to answer questions about MY origins.  I AM NOT THE ALIEN.  Sure, I don't remember HOW I gotted into the garden, but I was scairt and alone and I just found myself there.  But, I'M NOT THE ALIEN.
Back to you eclair hips.

You just keep telling yourself that you freaky thing you.  ::wink wink:: really,we believe you Sammy ::wink wink::  Just to indicate how freaky Sammy is, he ate zoo-kini bread. 

That is the meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Oh, tomorrow is the Orinch-Meniss's purrfday and there will be a dance party on his blog. 

23 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And lots and lots of veg-tables!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Whoo hoo, a party! Can't wait.

You guys do love each other under all that brotherly chitchat?

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

whatever happened to whapping wednesdays sammy?

good fuds this week boys!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Katnip Lounge said...

UhOh. I like zuu-Kini bread, too.

What does it mean?

Worryingly, The Baby

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow--You have ur own special Meezer language! But I understand that "Get off the ...." order well enough--not that I listen, of course.

You're having a party?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You could have come to my house and eaten too. I vomited all up and then I didn't want anything. I think it is because I got too mad at Ichiro. Darned little cat. I was liking those fishy flakes.

But the Woman got this feliway stuff and now I really like Gemini and I am eating again.

Derby, Ducky said...

You had a baby visit? did it cry and yell alot?

Mariodacat said...

hmmmm - sounds like you live in a "zoo." You certainly would find our house boring!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey Billy, tell yer mom dat sitting on another cats head is a sign of love! We hadded some ham, french toast and BACON! It was a great weekend...Can't wait to party wif Billy, Happy Purrthday Billy Sweetfeets! :)

Sweet Praline said...

I think Nicky likes the curtain rod! I can't wait for Billy's purfday party.

Jacqueline said...

You guys always eat so well!!...We think Nicky needs to lay off the curtain rod!!...Anxiously awaiting an update on the new neighborhood aliens, Sammy!...We can't wait for Billy's Dance Party=how fun!!...Happy week, handsome boys...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

The Creek Cats said...

Can't wait for the big party!!

But, curtain rods are sooooo fun!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, Mommy just loves your Monday reports! Great one today!!!

Hi Miles!!!

Hi Sammy!!!

Hi Nicky!!!

Hi Billy....come and dance with Mommy!

Love, uSSSSS

Noll's Nip said...

Woohoo! A pawty for Billy. We'll be there. Will there be dancing on the curtain rod?

Eric and Flynn said...

We have never had zoo-kini bread. Is Billy having it at his party?

Hannah and Lucy said...

We're looking forward to Billy's birthday. We've never eaten zuu-kini bread - is it good?

chezcat1970 said...

We'll be over for Billy's party--we'll all be on the curtain rod! We can help eat the couch too.

The Devil Dog said...

Your weekends are much more exciting than ours.
The Focus was very broken, which is why mom got a new car. The a/c couldn't cool down the too hot car in the afternoon, only the morning when then car wasn't hot. It's not mom's problem anymore and boy is she glad of that!

Roxy

Angus Mhor said...

I'm headed over-better clear me a wide patch!

ABBY said...

Nicky are you trying to redecorate?
It does sound like you boys all had a fun weekend!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

xo
Abby

Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

Strangely enough, some of those things heard around casa de meezer are the same things we hear around here!! Coincidence??

We'll be sure to visit Billy's blog tomorrow to celebrate his b-day!! YAY!!

Have a happy Monday!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

Furkidsmom said...

You have such fun at your house and you even get zoo-kini bread! We never get anything good.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sweet Praline said...

Happy Birthday, Billy! I hope you have a wonderful day.

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