Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

THE MOM!!!! HEY!!! THE MOM!!!!! sheesh, what the heck is with you?? Why is you sleeping on the cowch again??? You really need to stay awake when you're home - Sammy is a mess looking out the back door and then running around in circles howling - I think that awful orinch cat from 'ahind us is back on the patio torchuring him again.  Nicky has 'acided he wants to be a tightrope walker and has knockded the cafe curtain off the wall in the kitch-hen.  Billy is plotting his great escape and I NEEDS SOME PETTINGS!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

21 comments:

The Paw Relations said...

Tut tut. You just cannot get the help these days!

TK and Squashies said...

Poor Miles! Sounds like your mommy needs some rest... maybe some close-up purrs?
(We love your posts so much!)

Hannah and Lucy said...

Poor mom - we think she's tired and just needs a little nap first.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Poor The Mom....sounds like she is very tired to sleep through all that commotion!

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

we think you mama need to wake up after all it her job to be your slave i dont understand why they need to sleep anyways. I sleep when they day hunting


Maxie

Lisa said...

The mom! Are you sick? If so, Maybe the Meezer should be giving YOU some healing snuggles!

chezcat1970 said...

Good help is hard to find these days!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Maybe you need to get your mom some vitamins so she'll stay awake when she's home. But we think it's the long commute that makes her sleepy.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man--you guys really have a lot to sort out in your home don't you?

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Miles, sometimes moms just need to nap! There is nothing you can do about it.

Pumpkinpuddy said...

Considering how many naps we cats take, I wouldn't think you'd begrudge your mom a nap.

Jacqueline said...

Miles, maybe you should curl up next to Mom and she'll pet you in her sleep=our Mommy does that!...What are you going to do about silly Billy?!!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo guys, yoor mommy needs some rest! Billy, yoo are not to escape. It makes yoor mommy cry. Nicky, maybe yoo should find a new hobby. Sammy, dat orinch menace cat is just trying to rile yoo up, do not let him. Aw Miles, maybe if yoo help her nap she will pet yoo in her sleep. Our mom does dat. It's nice to snuggle wif her when she's asleep cuz den she can't start up dat stoopid sucky monster.

ABBY said...

Sounds like a normal day at Casa Meezer!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Crew said...

Miles...this sounds critical! What you need to do is the "bladder stand". Find just the right spot on the Mom's tummy area, below her waistline, and put all your weight on it. It's guaranteed to wake her up!

George

Noll's Nip said...

Sleeping on the job? Just say the word guys and the cat blogosphere will be over for a little house trashing pawty ;)

Benny and Lily said...

Just jump on her stomach or lick her face. It works
Benny & Lily

Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

We hope your The Mom isn't feeling bad!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

ps. Despite The Mom being asleep - the rest of the description sounded like a normal night to us!!

Derby, Ducky said...

She could just go and be in her sleepy spot. Would that be better or worse?

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Did yoo git yore pettins Miles? Does yoo need me to help holler so yoo gets them? Lemme knows!
Purrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Maybe you need more servants? That way, they could sleep in shifts. I find it unacceptable that mine is unavailable to do my bidding for like 8 hours every day!

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...