Monday, September 20, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

The Foods Report - Bacon, cheese, and under threat of shredded legs, PORK CHOP!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: well, nothing! We thinks that he may haf a respriatory infekshun or somefing.  he may haf to go to the v-e-t. 

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  shredding paper, shredding plastic and sticking his claw in the mom's eye while she was sleeping.  (HEY! I saided i was sorry!! - Nicky)

::SIGH:: ugh.  Here is mashedpotatobrains wif the psycho alien report: - Sammy:  thanks fishbreath.  Here is the alien report for today:: SOMEONE SHUT THAT ALIEN ACROSS THE STREET UP! Does anyone out there know how I can contact the mothership to TAKE THAT FREAKING ALIEN HOME?  HE NEFUR SHUTS UP!!  - back to you bananabreadhead

Please, if anyone knows how to SHUT SAMMY UP please let me know.  Only sugjestions that will not get me in trouble with the mom. For some reason she likes him

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

26 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

i like sammy too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxoxxo

Benny and Lily said...

maybe tape over the mouth...BOL
Benny & Lily

Cheysuli and gemini said...

PORK CHOP!!! I hope that everyone is okay and there are no colds or anything else going around (like aliens)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We like Sammy too. We like all of you. Even Nicky. He shouldn't stick his claw in his mom's eye even if she is asleep.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I was wondering about the threat of shredded legs -

I'm with The Aliens!

Bukhk up Butterkhups!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

jennakat said...

two words darling, Treacle, fudge. it glues the teeth together for a good 10 minutes! Not sure where to get any though. Good luck!
Jenna

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We know of no way to shut Sammy up dat will not get yoo in trouble, Miles, but da constant barking "alien" does sound rather unpleasant. Sure hope Billy doesn't haf a cold, visits to da vet really suck.

Karen Jo said...

I hope Billy isn't sick. Going to the vet is not fun at all. Loud-mouthed aliens can be very annoying, even more annoying than Sammy. I think Sammy would shut up if you stuck a pork chop in his mouth. That shouldn't get you into any trouble.

Furkidsmom said...

We like Sammy too!! We have an alien by our house who calls to the mother ship all the time. Can you have them pick him up too?

Pork Chop sounds nommy!! We'll be purring for Billy.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Galletta said...

Feed Sammy more! He can't talk wif his mouth full, can he?

The Creek Cats said...

Pork chops!!!! Nom nom nom!

Kea said...

We're sending lots of purrs to Billy, that he'll be fine and NOT need the v-e-t!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

What a yummy foods report! Billy, Mommy wants you to come and snuggle with her. She will make you feel better!!!

Nicky, in her eye??? Ouchie

We wouldn't want to hear the aliens make a lot of noise all the time either!!!

How to shut Sammy up???? Hmmmm.....tape??? nope...that would hurt his furrs.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We've never tried posk chop - it sounds delish. We hope that Billy doesn't have to go to the v-e-t.

Mariodacat said...

he he - I like the tape over the mouth idea.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy we hope you are feeling better and won't need that v-e-t trip. You probably feel the same way, huh?

AttieCattie said...

me and BA has never hadded any pork chop, was it nommy?

ABBY said...

Oh I lubs Sammy,Miles!

Sounds like a great food weekend!

Hope Billy is OK!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
xoxox
Abby

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Did yoo reely threaten to shred yore Mommy's leg to git dat pork chop? MOL Silly Miles!
Purrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Pee Ess. We all hopes Billy is OK and does not need tha v-e-t.

Katnip Lounge said...

Pork Chop! We gots some of that too. YUM.

Billy, we sure hope you aren't sick...purrs!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Sending some purrs Billy's way. We hope he is fine.

Eric and Flynn said...

We had pork chop tonight and it was yummy. We hope Billy feels better so he doesn't have to go to the vet.

Ayla and Iza, said...

How about tricking him into eating sum peanut butter? That should keep him quiet fer a while...

Junior and Orion said...

Yummy foods!

Billy~we will be purring for you to not be sick, and if it is to late for that, we will be purring for you to get better quickly.

Nicky~you apologized.....your The Mom knows you didn't really mean her any harm.

Miles and Sammy~what in the world are we gonna do with you two?

The Crew said...

Boy, you guys gots some good foods. Do you think your Mom would notice if 4 extra cats suddenly showed up for dinner?

FrecklesandDeb said...

Once again, an excellent report, Miles.

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