Monday, September 27, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report: eggs, cheese and chick-hen liver.  yum!!!!

The what did Billy do report: - nothing again - he's still coughing, but not as much as the week before. 

The what did Nicky do report - that boy is spastic.  he's like 12 2year old sticky little people! our house is a wreck on a daily basis.  The mom is going nuts trying to straighten up efurry day.  One night she just looked at the dining room and cried a little.  But he's so darn cute.  she can't holler at him.  He gets into things that are inside other things, in closed cupboards, in closed closets. ::SIGH::

Ok, here's mothball brain with the ever popular alien report.  Or, what can now be known as the "thing that drove Sammy to the asylum report" Take it away mushhead:  SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO SHUT THAT THING UP ACROSS THE STREET.  OR SOMEONE PLEASE SEND THE MOTHERSHIP!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  I think I speak for the mom when I say that too. 

Ok, thank you Sammy.  Really, that thing across the street needs to shut up.  I feel sorry for it - maybe it needs a brofur or sisfur. 

The what did the mom do to make me mad this week:  if she continues to laff at me for sticking mine paws in the water bowl to drink I's gonna dump her water glass on her head in the middle of the night.  Sammy usually does that so he will get hollered at.  MOL.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Oh, and today is the mom and the dad's 24th annifurrsary.  It's a miracle. MOL

27 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Congratulations to your people! That is a marvelous anniversary. I think that Ichiro and Nicky are long lost brothers in spirit...

A few Good Cats said...

Happy anniversary to your human mom and dad! Hoping Billy continues to get better...

Raymond and Busby said...

We hate barking aliens!

Katnip Lounge said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mom & Dad!
Miles, we would like to come over and watch Nicky. We feel we have much to learn from Sir Destructo.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Sammy, we haf an idea! Go across the street and love the alien. We don't mean be all nice ta it, just purr at it...

Deb Cushman said...

Happy Anniversary to the mom and the dad! Whoopie!

Karen Jo said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad! I agree with Sammy that the alien needs to shut up. I hope that Billy continues to get better. Nicky sounds like a real ball of fire. He would have a real blast over here. There are soooo many things to knock over.

Frostin said...

Happy Anniversary meezer Mom and Dad!!!

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Anniversary to your humans!!! Purrs for Billy.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOUR MOMMY & DADDY!!!

Wow, what a report. We wish that alien would hush too. Wonder what is wrong???

Hannah and Lucy said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad on their anniverary. We hope the alien moves away so you get some peace.

Meowers from Missouri said...

we hopes yer beans has a purrrfect annifurrsary!!

we feels sorry fur that alien; there's one next door to us, an' he barks an' barks acause he's tied to a tree all day long, an' nobuddy pets er talks to him. he's sad. mom goes ofur an' pets him an' giffs him treats, an' the people inna house look out the window an' smile an' wave, but they don't come out to talk to or pet him. they lets him in at night, but we is still disgusted by their behavior.

we hopes billy is gettin' betterer, an' hopes nicky don't knock ofur too much this week.

sammy & miles--we sends you purrs & headbonks fur all yer hard work onna monday repurt!!

Angel Simba said...

That Nicky does sound like a handful for your Mom. Nicky, don't make her cry on her anniversary!

Concats to the Mom and Dad on their 24th anniversary. You boy cats need to start planning a BIG celebrashun for next year when it will b e 25!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy anniversary Meezer mom and dad! That poor alien--maybe talking to the neighbors would help?

Forty Paws said...

Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad!!!

Luf, Us

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad.

Sounds like everything is normal there.

Shaggy and Scout said...

First of all congrats to your beans!
We may need alien control around here soon. We are practically surrounded on all sides by woofies. They don't bark much, so we assume they are maybe conducting wierd experiments and trying not to get noticed.
She's still laffing about the water paws? It's definitely time to take action with the water glass!!

Anonymous said...

awww, who could stay mad at The FuzzyPants?!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to your beans!!! Wishing them many, many more!!!

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Miles, maybe you could slip Nicky a chill pill and then he might slow down a little...

Happy Anniversary to your humans!! Try to be nice to them on this special day. Tomorrow you can go back to normal...

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

sammy honey whap the food lady's water glass on her head in the night cause miles is gonna' do it and blame you so you might as well have the fun. i'll do the same to sarge...

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

The Florida Furkids said...

We hope Billy gets better soon. Happy Anniversary to your Mom and Dad!! Are you guys planning anything special for them?

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We have noisy aliens too, well they are actually humans, but we consider them aliens. We would give most anything for them to be quiet!!!!!

Happy Annipurrsary to your Mom and Dad!!!

Purrs for Billy to continue getting better!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy anniversary to your mum and dad.
We hope the aliens shut up. We had aliens in our yard today They were in a metal masheen and when we went for our walk they made lots of nasty noises at us, so we sat down and stared at them. We think they were mad cuz they were showing us big teefs from inside the masheen and jumping up and down. Mum made us move away but we wanted to stay there to see if they got so mad they exploded.
We are glad Billy is getting better.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Happy Anniversary to your beans!!!!

Just Ducky said...

24 years together, that is good! Glad you had a good weekend, nice foods and all.

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Happy a'lated Annibersary to Meezer Mom and Meezer Daddy. (I hadded typist trubbles yesterdy)
Yoo wanna come ofur n snuggle, Miles? It kinda gloomy here n snugglin n playin would be cheery.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Good bye my sweet Nicky

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