Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report

The Foods Report: well, it was kind of a slow week until yesterday - then we gotted bacon and a little baloney and TURKEY FROM THE GRILL THING.  YUMMY!!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: He only ranned out once.  out the back door this time.  But he stopped on the patio and camed back in.  It was raining.  MOL

The What did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report: He knockded ofur the floor lamp with the really 'spensive shade wif finges - Victoria's Lamp Shade.  Or Victoran's lamp shade.  The mom was not happy.

That's the Meezer Tuesday Miles Rep.............. ::SAMMY:: HEY CHOWDER BRAIN.  THE MOM says that you HAS to let me give mine Report.  I has fans you know. 

::MILES:: - SIGH.  Ok, here's grits for brains with the report of the psy-ko-lojikally disturbed:
::SAMMY:: - Thank you mr girly hips.  So, I as I was sitting in the plant in the front window (you know, for cammo-flaj,) I counted the following aliens:   The next door alien, the other next door alien, the alien on the other side next door, the backyard alien, the teeny white alien that I KNOWS I can kick the crap out of if necessary, the brown alien akrost the street, 4 spotted aliens, 5 short but very long aliens and a new black alien.  I has also made contact with the cat across the street and we are in agreement - we seem to be in the center of an alien pod.  We belive that the mother ship will be landing some time in october.   Back to you scrambled egg brains.
::MILES:: - I think the mother ship already landed and left a baby psy-a-meeze in the garden and we are now under it's control . 

That's the Meezer Tuesday Miles Rep.......... ::NICKY:: - Uh, Miles?? Can I say somefing??
::MILES:: - Sure Nicky
::NICKY:: - I doesn't think Sammy is crazy.  I loves him. 
::MILES:: - oh young grasshopper, you haf much to learn...........

That's the meezer tuesday Miles report for today. 

::BILLY::- HEY FATHEAD
::MILES:: - NO, it's THE END.  NO MORE.  You haf your OWN blog anyway. 
::BILLY:: BUT.....
::MILES:: NO!!!!!!!!! it's THE END
::BILLY:: BUT MILES, there's a ham sammich on the table that the mom is not watching.........
::MILES:: ooooo ham.  let's go

26 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Did you get the ham from the ham sandwich?

Katnip Lounge said...

This is the best non-Monday report EVAR!
Is balony better than ham?

Jacqueline said...

Miles, we always enjoy your fun reports!...We hope you guys got the ham sandwich while Mom wasn't looking :)...Happy week, handsome sweethearts...kisses x3...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oooh, a ham sammich. You guys need your strength after such an involved report.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Time fur my weekly khwestion:

Why
Again
Does
She
Keep
Woo
?????

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Max said...

TURKEY FROM THE GRILL!!!!! holy carp you're lucky! And did you get to the ham sandwich? Oh, I hope you got it. all of it!

Karen Jo said...

Turkey from the grill sounds great and the ham sammich sounds even better. I have been getting some roast beef lately. Mom was surprised because the first time she offered me roast beef, I turned my nose up at it. Sammy, look out, you are completely surrounded by aliens. Mom says that I have an alien over the back fence and another one to the side, but I never see them, so they don't bother me.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, turkey from da grill! Yummy! Didja gets da ham off da sammich afore yoor mom came back?

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh...where to start. Your reports are the best! Miles, great foods! Sammy....great counting of aliens! Nicky, good job defending your alien brother. Billy, wow, sharing the ham! Impressive.

Mommy can't stop laughing. She had a bad weekend, can you guys come over and play with her???

Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like you had good foods but we don't know what baloney is. Will the cat across the street help in the battle against the aliens?

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

I's glad yoo finally gotten sum good noms Miles. Did yoo git dat ham sammich too???
Purrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Ariel said...

Love the report you guys are so cute and cool :)

DailyGs said...

Oh.... HAM!

Furkidsmom said...

Ham? Did somebuddy say HAM????

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Muddy said...

Wow -- you eats GOOD!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

pfui! blogger eated our furst comment!

youse guys lead such interesting lifes! efurry monday meezer repurt leaves us wishin' we was yer brofurs! (mom sez, "now THERE'S a scary thought.")

mmmmmm, HAMMMMMMM. mmmmmm, turkey. baloney? feh!

Busby and Raymond said...

Great report today!

chezcat1970 said...

We just love your reports! We can't wait to see that mother ship come in! Did you get the ham?

AttieCattie said...

ooooh i bet you gotted that big ham sammich and sneaked the hams out of the breads quick as a flash! nice report today boys, even wif all the interruptions.

ABBY said...

Miles we hope you and Billy got yur sammich!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

xo
Abby

Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

Oooh! We hopes you gots the ham sammich - WITHOUT the Mom finding out!!

Have a great day!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

I loves Sammy too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxox

The Island Cats said...

Man, we wanna live at your house...we never gets foods like that!!

Ayla and Iza, said...

Everytime we think our lives is ecitin, we read yer reports. Bast, our lives is dull...

Hope ya got the whole ham sammich!

West 40 Cats said...

We lufs you guys! You always make us MOL! Sounds like you hads fun! Hope you got de ham sammich!

Da Kittys

TK and Squashies said...

Oh a very good report Miles! We kinda like it when you let your brofurs butts in... It was fun! (We so loves little Nicky.)
Hope you had some ham!

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