Monday, October 04, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - turkey, chick-hen and eggs.  not bad.  not great but not bad

The What did Billy do report: other than walking on the mom's face in the middle of the night, nothing.

That What Did Nicky Do report:  That boy is a mess. He tore apart the toy box twice.  maybe someday he will calm down.

::tugging at Miles:: - HEY MILES!!!
What Nicky
Why can't I tear apart the toy box! It has TOYS in it.  TOYS!!!!! TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down junior. You make me tired!!!! You should save your energy for 3am. 
OH YEAH.  3AM - PLAYTIME!!!! WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee

Ok, now it's time for the wacko report.  So wifout fur-ther ado - here's polenta brain.
Thank you Miles- so this week was a much quieter week.  The alien across the street must haf finally gotten in contact wif the mother ship.  Fank Bast - 'acause I thought I'd go crazy!!! I has to stay sane to keep efurryone else in line around here. In ofur alien news, i think that the female alien next door is a floozy.  she always has many male aliens trying to follow her around.  maybe she's just a tease.  and that teeny 3 pound all white alien up the street is the same way. Floozies. Back to you marshmallow head. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

22 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Sounds like Nicky is taking over Billy's crazy spot!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! I think that there is a whole lot going on in your house. If you want Ichiro to add to it, you can have him

Mariodacat said...

You do such a good job of entertaining us daily. You are so funny - always leavey your bloggy laughing.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo khats...

AGAIN, why is it the mom lady person puts up with your furry selves is beyond me!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You guys have way more fun than I do! I need to cause a whole lot more trouble.

Raymond and Busby said...

The aliens must be stopped. Or spayed!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, floozies in da 'hood! Ya know what, calling Sammy polenta brain made mom say to dad "we haven't had polenta in a long time" to which he replied "mmm, why don't you make some tomorrow". We don't think we is gonna eat any tho, cuz it doesn't haf bacon in it.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We are glad o see that all is well at Meezer Central. Have a great week!

Maggie May said...

Our Saylor enjoys tearing through our toy box too!

Eric and Flynn said...

It's good news that the noisy alien has contacted the mothership at last, but it sounds like you have a bigger problem. We think the mothership must have landed the floozies and now they are gathering all the male aliens for a big invasion.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

What a great report today! Mommy always looks forward to your reports on Monday!

Hi Miles!
Hi Sammy!
Hi Nicky!
Hi Billy!

You boys want to come over and play???

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oboy sammy, floosies! get a photo for us!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxoxooxoxxo

chezcat1970 said...

Great report! We wanna see these floozies, too! And Nicky will calm down, soon.

OKcats said...

Well, at least Billy now has someone at home with him who likes to PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!

Furkidsmom said...

We think toys are for playing, not for sitting in a box....we're with Nicky!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Shadow / Molly said...

Nicky is so impressionable, I hope yoo train him well MOL

The Island Cats said...

Nicky's still a kitten and he's got so much energy...he may not slow down for awhile!!

ABBY said...

Wow why isn't it that fun around here? All we do is nap!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Floozies!
This may be Stage 2 in the invasion process. Be on your guard!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat alien portion of da repurt is reely interestin. Yoo gots lots of fings goin on around yoo. Much more dan jus yellin squirrels. Keep on watchin!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat alien portion of da repurt is reely interestin. Yoo gots lots of fings goin on around yoo. Much more dan jus yellin squirrels. Keep on watchin!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat alien portion of da repurt is reely interestin. Yoo gots lots of fings goin on around yoo. Much more dan jus yellin squirrels. Keep on watchin!

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