Monday, October 11, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report:  GUYS!!!! THIS FOOD ROCKS!!!!!!!! The mom says it's something called carnival squash and me and BILLY and Nicky and Sammy all LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Baked wif some butter on it.

The What did Billy Do to get in trouble report: he's getting boring!!! well, he eated more dog food. 

The What did Nicky Fuzzybrain do to get in trouble:  Spazmo tried to LICK THE FAN while it was running.  

Uh, now it's time for the psycho report by mushhead Sammy.  Take it away puddingbrain:
Ok, well mine good furriend Khyra said she would help me wif this so - Khyra, can you please translate the following for me (hollered by the alien stuck in the house across the street:) Woof, bark, howwwwwwwwwwl, howwwwwwwwwwl, aaaaaaaaarrrrfff, woof woof woof woof woof, bark, ark, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo oooooooooooo, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllll, arf arf arf.  I think he's saying "dear mothership, please come and help me get more humans, I already ated mine".  Thank you for your help Khyra!!!!

::SIGH:: I's sorry that the Meezer Monday Miles report is late - apparently I didn't get to the mom in time and she started drooling and snoring at 7pm last night, then waked up and wented to bed.  'parently I now has to get mine post to her by 6pm in order for it to make it on time. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys always have a lot of action over there! We're curious to know what the alien across the street is saying!

Chrissie said...

Squash? 'Course, butter tastes good, blech on the nuts part. But, squash? Srsly?

Sammy, I'm pretty sure that alien is sending coordinates to your position to the mothership. It's possible that the change in seasons is prompting a change in his dietary imperative. Now he wants to eat KHATS!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow... things are getting earlier and earlier in your house Miles.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

that is really good reporting today miles!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxoxxooxoxo

Amy & the house of cats said...

Squash - well, we hope you like it - we aren't big squash people at our house (well, our mom isn't at least - we have never tried it).

And we can't wait to see what Khyra translates for Sammy - it should be very interesting!

And we are glad that Billy is getting a little boring - better than him escaping! And we just don't know what to say about trying to lick the fan!

And don't worry about being late - it happens sometimes!

The Creek Cats said...

Must try carnival squash!!

Noll's Nip said...

Apparently, your mom goes to bed with the chickens ;) MOL!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

That kharnival stuff looks furry yummy!

Of khourse, anything with butter rokhks!

As fur the alien translation, woo are purry khlose!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Butteh on Khyttehs ;=)

Meowers from Missouri said...

it's ok, miles--we ain't gettin' much cooperation lately from our mom either on gettin' our posts done on time. we's glad to hear frum youse guys ennytime!

gosh, sammy, if your translation of the alien speech is that close to right, you better keep a close eye on your the mom!!!

billy, we're proud you is growin' up, son--not makin' momladyperson cry is furry growed up!

nicky--not all that moves is food; look befur you lick! seriously.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Has anyone explained to Nicky about a fan? If not, you need to sit him down and have THE TALK with him.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Tough deadlines!

Carnival squash? That's very interesting... Should we try it?

Purrs,
The Chans

Max said...

That's real food? It looks like decorations! I'm not sure I would try it, though...If it's not real, live, fresh, and dead I'm always suspicious of its edibility...

Katnip Lounge said...

Squash? Really? We are now convinced Sammy is not the only addled one in the house...

Jacqueline said...

Your Monday Reports always make us smile, silly Miles!...We hope Nicky is ok after licking the fan in action and Billy's tummy is ok after the dog food feast...We hope Khyra can help you out with the translation, sweet Sammy=we think you may be right about your neighbor...Happy week, handsome boys...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Miles that was another excellent monday report! We are glad Billy did not do anything to get into trouble,and you know you always have to watch out for dear Nicky.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet darling floofy cocoa puff meezerman Sammy!

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Furry Kids said...

Squash? We don't know about squash. The Mom would eat it, but she's weird. I don't know. The butter might help...

EG

Two French Bulldogs said...

Squash sure is yummE. Lick the fan!! He won't be able to tell any buddy why he has 3 tongues.
Benny & Lily

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Holy dogbreath, da woofie across da street ate it's peepul! Sadie sez dat effurything tastes good wif butter on it but we are purrty sure we still don't like carrots, green beans or any other vegibul.

The Island Cats said...

We think Nicky is gonna replace Billy as troublemaker....

And you guys ate squash...and liked it?? We're not sure about that!!

GreatGranny said...

Things are hopping there, pretty quite here ....Kassey

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Squash? Those don't look squashed to us!

The Florida Furkids said...

We never tried squash...it looks...um....interesting?

We hope Khyra can translate for you and we sure hope Nicky keeps away from fans!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those squash are pretty but are you really sure you can eat them. Uh uh, we're not convinced. Give us nice fresh mousie any day.
We think you all need to be a bit more careful of those aliens.

Sweet Purrfections said...

I'm glad Khyra could confirm your translation of the alien next door.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Veggies? Ya all are nuts...MOL!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

That squash does look interesting! What a wonderful report! Hmmm....looking forward to what Khyra has to say!!!

Love, uSSSSS

Unknown said...

OMB...stay away from da fan nicky! Dey is evil ta lick!

We all luv da squash too, da crazy lady puts just a lil bit of brown sugar on hers, not ours tho, not fair i tell ya!

Da Critters

Anonymous said...

Your the mom must have caught whatever our Momma had had for many, many years. She goes to bed before it even get dark!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Sammy,
We think we have discovered a link between that brown truck that makes "deliveries" and the aliens.
We've noticed when that thing comes through the neighborhood all the aliens on the street start howling & barking in their native language. The truck says "ups" on it so it obviously is sending their message ups to the mothership.
Beware!

Hansel said...

wow that's a TON of stuff going on! and DONT lick the evil fans when is going!!!

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...