Monday, October 18, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The foods report: eggs, FRENCH TOAST and brisket.  pretty fair!!! FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!

The What Did Billy Do this week report: Well, he did get out once or twice.  He only wanted to roll on the pavement  - in the middle of the street.  The mom screamed and he camed back. 

The What did Nicky do this week report:  SpazzyPants falled off the balcony Sunday morning  He bounced right back up and came back up to the party. 

And now here is Sammy with the "what the heck is wrong wif your brain" report:  Thank you fat gut. 
Ok, so there's something very wrong with the girl alien next door.  She has the WHOLE nayborhood upset day and night.  Mommy said she needs "fixin". Well, damnit, FIX HER.  I'm averaging 17 hours of sleep a day - no wonder I'm all out of sorts! I'm TIRED. 

Back to you eclair hips. 

::SIGH:: I can't wait for halloween.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Maybe this year his head will really explode.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

30 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

The brisket sounds yummy. Nicky! What are you doing falling off the balcony. We hope you are all right.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. French toast and brisket. You are like WAY lucky!

Mariodacat said...

he he - I can see it's been another exciting Monday at your house. Hope I'm in time for breakfast cuz it sounds good.

The Creek Cats said...

Brisket sounds delishus!

Max said...

Holy carp Nicky fell offa THE BALCONY??? Did he dent the pavement?

Kea said...

You guys are...unique. LOL! And very entertaining! :-D

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

pretty good reporting boys. i love french toast too!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You guys write the hest weekly reports ever. You should be on CNN and the news would be way more fun. Heck, the world would be a better place for sure!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oops, BEST

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Maybe the alien girl can go to Jan's Funny Farm for a "fixing" operation ;) hahahahahaha!!!
Thanks for the Miles Report.
It's about time you took over from The Colbert Report...right???
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Benny and Lily said...

French toast, save us some!
Benny & Lily

Katnip Lounge said...

Mommy says she wants to become a Cat at your house. It was the brisket that did it.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mmm, we love french toast, speshully if mom serves it up wif bacon! Oh, and mom maded corned beef on Friday, it was deelish. Yoo should not haf a unfitzed alien livin' on yoor street!

Raymond and Busby said...

Do you suppose the gang at the Pouponette blog have French toast everyday?

Just wondering. xoxo

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

You guys have got it rough. We gonna have to come over there to help you out.

West 40 Cats said...

We has to agree, french toast rocks! Da crazy lady made a roast beef dis weekend, she said she was sick of turkey! Can you believe dat?? how could anyone be sick of turkey, we aint! Was a pawsome party by da way! Hope nicky is restin after dat fall!


Da Critters

DailyGs said...

Momma use to have eclair hips... but there are no gud eclairs here in the deep south to blame.

That is all.

Daisy said...

FRENCH TOAST?!?! Yummy!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Sammy we don't know how you focus to blod with only 17 hours of sleep each day.
Brisket and French Toast sound yummy.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Sammy - we meant focus to blog not blod - our typist is dreadful!!

Keiko said...

French toast sounds soo so so so good. I think I would really love that!

We were a little bit worried to read about Billy and Nicky! Rolling around in the middle of the street and falling off balconies isn't safe!!!
Who is the girl alien...?
Purrrrrr

chezcat1970 said...

Billy and Nicky, you are going to age your mother before her time with all of that escaping and falling! You had a great party, by the way. Except we don't remember any of it!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom says she'll trade woo the alien girl fur The TN Ten that shared their lung skills from Hagerstown to Harrisburg?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: FRENCH TOAST!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

I think the middle of the street is the best place for rolling! -Scout

Ayla and Iza, said...

We're not sure if you guys should be inna circus or an asylum, but we LOVE readin about yer reports...

Have ya considered DECAFFEINATED Nip?

ABBY said...

Yum nommies!

Oh dear Nicky be furry careful and you too Billy!

Great reeports Miles!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Nicky, be careful on that balcony, okay??

michico*Adan said...

I like the French toast part, sounds yummmmmmmmy~~~

The Meowers from Missouri said...

nicky, is you gonna hafta start wearin' a pair-o-shoot? i mean, french toast is light an' fluffy, but eatin' it don't make you airworthy! be careful, little bud!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Our concern about the alien next door is -- WHO BROKE HER?

How is Sammy doing?

SAMMY You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me.  After many tal...