Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Things that chap my hiney

1.  where the bleep did the unending bowl of crunchies go? I'm feeling kind of light lately and I needs to get more crunchies

2.  the mom's knees are kind of uncomfortable to lay on

3.  Nicky is making us all crazy - that baby never naps! he tires me out just watching him.

4.  The mom says I haf cranky pants - well at least they're not FUZZY PANTS.  MOL

5.  the mom says I haf bad breaf.  i'm surprised that people don't die when SHE breafs on them.

27 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! You do have it hard. The woman feels a rant of her own coming on but it's not like yours...

Raymond and Busby said...

Oooh, you ARE in a mood, aren't you!?

Max said...

What is it with people and our breaths? Supposedly mine stinks too but it doesn't bother me at all...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Mom says I have fish breath. -Scout

Where DID the unending bowl of crunchies go? Someone needs to launch an investigation.

Katnip Lounge said...

We are also concerned about the crunchy disappearance. Time for CSI?

William said...

When my mom tells me I have cat breath, I tell her cat breath is better than no breath!

Jacqueline said...

Did the aliens steal your crunchies?...Maybe Sammy knows something about it...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Benny and Lily said...

we like that, cranky pants...BOL
Benny & Lily

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Here's a khwarter...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Ayla and Iza, said...

We agree that Bein knees are seriously uncomfy. We avoid them...

Sweet Praline said...

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Erm ... we're guessing yoo are in a BAD mood! Right? MOL!

DailyGs said...

Miles, take a nap and everything will be all better... But not on the mom's knees or anywhere near her bad breafs.

Kea said...

Your rant made our mom laugh...She's a meanine, what can we say? Heh heh.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

MAN.....THAT IS A LOT OF "CHAPPING OF THE HINEY"! Mommy recommends Desitin for that particular problem!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hannah and Lucy said...

Did you get out the wrong side of your mom's bed this morning Mr. Cranky Pants.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

ah, miles. you haf such a wretched eggsiztence! if only someone would elect you emperor for life, you could be free of these petty annoyances. ;-)

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Ya know...they may make a cream for that! MOL~!!!

Kat's Kats said...

Mister Kitten says, "Oh noes!! My mom tried putting me on a diet when I had trouble going through the cat door (I weighed 21# at the time). I just ate everyone else's food and they lost weight.

Mom feeds us Iams (because when the late Tanis DragonSlayer was living here he was allergic to Science Diet, besides Iams is sold at Krogers) and only puts out a quarter cup at a time.

Our breath smells pretty good. When it doesn't mom makes us eat a treat and checks our teef. I rarely get close enough to mom's mouth to smell her breath since she made me stop mugging her for apples.
"

chezcat1970 said...

Our crunchies disappeared mysteriously last month, too! Maybe you better stick GPS units on those aliens and see if it's them!

The Paw Relations said...

Oh dear. I a lot seems to be bothering you today.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

It does sound as though you are being terribly ill-treated Miles..... We feel for you!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh man, all dat abuse and a chapped hiney too...maybe yoo need some Butt Paste.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow you have a lot to complain about this week Miles! Oh, and if it makes you feel better mom sometimes calls us (and yes, she uses it for more than one of us) crazy pants. And she complains about our breath sometimes too.

The Misadventures Of Me said...

OMC - Yoo is starvin!

Molly
Shadow
Trooder

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The failings of the Humans are many and varied. It is our duty to point them out.

Eric and Flynn said...

Somebody must be stealing the never ending bowls of crunchies because ours disappeared a while back too.

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