Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:
The foods report - eggs, sausage, ham. it was fair.
The What Did Billy Do - well, he's back to old tricks - he ranned out 4 times this week. SIGH
The What did Nicky do report - do someone haf some prozak for him? He's OUT OF CONTROL.
The why we did not visit our furriends on the holiday weekend report - THE MOM had a furry furry bad my-grane and twitchy eyes. She prolly got it from Billy running out in the cold.
Well, i guess it's time for the whacko report. Here's cottage cheese brain..............
Thank you ricotta hips. Well, we have yet ANOTHER alien out back - this one is golden and shaggy and named Maggie. She seems nice. We had somefing weerd happen this weekend though. the dood that lives akrost the street from us called the COPS on the guy next to him - 'acuase his alien pooped in his yard, right near his rose bush. The cop hollered at him and told him if he called them again 'acuase of alien poop, he would put him in jail. I wonder if alien poop is toxic?
Back to you baconfat thighs.
Well, that's the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...