Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Hey lady - if you call me fatbutt one more time, I'm going to sit on your face while you sleep.

Also, we haf been through this 'afore - leave mine eye boogers ALONE. 

Lastly, last night I counted and Billy gotted more bites of pork chop than me. This is very very wrong.

17 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that is wrong! It sounds like a dreadful week all the way around.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Miles we have to say that we don't think fatbutt is a good name for you - we have seen fatbutts and you don't really qualify.

As for the eye boogers - well, we think you are just going to have to put up with that one - all moms do it. Barney gets his cleaned a bunch of times a day.

And as for the food, well, it should all be even. Maybe he got more bites but they were smaller so it worked out to be even amount. That is our only guess on that one.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Yes, we are still wondering why she puts up with woo KHATS!

I think woo are the REAL aliens!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Derby, Ducky said...

I tried sitting on mum's face the other night. She wasn't happy and I got removed from the sleepy spot.

Ducky

The Devil Dog said...

fatbutt is a term of endearment. Just like "little shit" is.

Roxy

The Devil Dog said...

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Roxy

Katnip Lounge said...

How you persevere through such treatment is a mystery to us.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Fatbutt? Really, yoo need to sit on her face while she's sleeping. Ya know da eye booger thing is not going to change, mom even does it to Zippy. Zippy hates it and whines like she's gonna die but mom doesn't stop. And Zippy is really old and cranky so yoo think mom would know better.

Hannah and Lucy said...

We don't know how you deal with all that's thrown at you Miles - you don't deserve it being all sweetness and light.

GreatGranny said...

Well, the nerve calling you 'fatbutt' and for the eye booggers, I just wipe them on Mom, when I get the chance.
Kassey

Benny and Lily said...

This one calls me piggy
Benny (& Lily)

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, miles, how very tiresome! you better tell her to watch her behavior, as the jolly ol' elf who knows if she is bad or good is comin'--an' they don't call him "santy CLAWS fer nuthin'!!!

The Island Cats said...

Yeah...what's with moms having to dig the eye boogers out of our eyes all the time??

Ayla and Iza, said...

OH yeah, dont you guys HATE it when the Beins insist on picking off yer eye boogers? We can get rid of them just FINE, thank you please, when we want to. We sure don't want yer fat fingers pokin at our eyes!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

"Fattbutt" is just rude.

Eric and Flynn said...

It is a hard life isn't it Miles.

The Furry Bambinos said...

Our Mom is obsessed with eye boogers too. Sigh.

Mom says thank you for the birthday wishes! We say to tell your Mom to go ahead, call her Mom at the time she was borned! Heh!

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel,
(& fosters Hunter, Sunny, Sky, Silver, and Rico)

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