Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

SAMMY

I's doing the wednesday rant today 'acause i's the oldest and we haf a terrible 'mergency here!

WE HAF NO STINKY GOODNESS IN THE HOUSE.

it's been snowing and snowing and snowing and the mom has been stuck inside werking and WE RANNED OUT OF STINKY GOODNESS.

um, but we does haf crunchies - but still NO STINKY GOODNESS.

Miles is passed out by the food dishes and Billy and Nicky are curled up in little balls sobbing. 

the mom says "maybe tomorrow i can get out"  -well woman, the shovel is right next to the door - start digging - i unnerstand the mini mart is less than a mile away............

25 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

If only woo had a furry alien that like to dig and do the sled thing to help woo -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Purrrrhaps woo should just nap and khonserve your energies in khase The MLP doesn't get out 'til Spring!

Ayla and Iza, said...

NO Stinkey Goodness? Gasp! Call 911 right away...

Katnip Lounge said...

Call a taxi! Call a wrecker! Call out the National Guard!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh dear sammy, i made some italian beef today if you think you'd like that honey pie...

hugs, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sweet Praline said...

I feel your pain. I was down to 1/2 can of stinky goodness two weeks ago and I was about to freak out! Luckily, mom came home that night with 2 dozen cans.

Hope you get it soon!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

OH MY HEAVENS!!! Can they send a helicopter and drop it in?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, dat is terribul! She needs to make sure dat der is at least 10 cans of stinky goodness in da cabnet at ALL TIMES! Can't she call in da National Guard or some kinda help...maybe she need some snowshoes or skis or sumthing so she can walk to da store.

chezcat1970 said...

What kind of house is that that you don't have emergency backups? What the heck?

who wouda thunk it?? said...

ur the mom is keepin a secret. there are some guys that will bring the stinky goodness to ur howse, hand her the telephonie!

Kea said...

OMC, it's a catastrophe! No stinky goodness? Only crunchies? Aaaccckkkk!

Tell your mom to put on her snowshoes or skies and go get some! No need to shovel out. And gees, it's only a mile...up hill and into the wind both ways...She can hike over and get your food, no problem!

Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, the hoomanity! er . . . the catmanity!!

The Paw Relations said...

MOL! Get digging Mrs Meezer!

Random Felines said...

At least you get stinky goodness - mom won't let us have much since she says it gives some of us the gas....

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

what no sticking goodness call the ASPCA even a snow stom should not keep you from stincky goodness

Hannah and Lucy said...

You'll all have to eat your mom's dinner - she could always have one of your crunchie treats.

Jade and Myst said...

Nicky,

We have stinky goodness if you & your brothers need to come here to eat before you starve. Thank you for saying I was cute baby (blushing)....

Myst

Furkidsmom said...

Maybe your Mom can order take out???

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Junior and Orion said...

OH NO!!!!!!! We will purr for calmer weather so your Mom can get out and get the stinky goodness!!!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh this is just AWFUL!! YOu should go take your moms credit card and order emergency immediate shipping stinky goodness asap - we are sure they have something like that on the internet, right? Because this is just not acceptable at all!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh you poor boys!
Wasting away to nothin'!
Our mom is the opposite. There have been good sales lately and she has been squirreling it away. Maybe we should send you some?

Eric and Flynn said...

OMC! That is a terrible thing to happen. We hope you survive being starved.

ABBY said...

Sammy
I'll fed-ex some to you overnight!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoa puff meezer man

from your adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Devil Dog said...

Oh my goodness, what a terrible crisis. How much snow did you have? I hope your mom gets her butt in gear and gets you your stinky goodness. In the meantime, conserve energy, it can make the difference between life and starvation.

Roxy

The Island Cats said...

Holy mackeral!! No stinky goodness!! Oh the humanity!!

Benny and Lily said...

What next! Bother momma
Benny & Lily

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