Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

If you fall asleep on the couch with your dinner in your lap, you really are stoopid if you don't think that 4 kitties will be munching on your chick-hen.  Why would you get upset to wake up and find your chick-hen gone? 

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS


I meeted mine daddy this weekend!! And I liked him - LOTS and LOTS!!! He was furry nice and he bringed me a nip mouse that I carried around in mine mouf and played wif!!!

And guess what??  I only sneezed on him a couple of time!! AND I sleeped in the big sleepy bed wif him!!

And guess what else?? oh wait, I forgetted.  nefurmind!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: bacon and eggs.  I know that there is fish fry in the cold box for us too, but it has not come out .   Bring it out woman!

The Foo-ton dude report: Well, the foo-ton dude was here and it was a good weekend.  He bringed Nicky a present and Nicky likeded him lots.  Billy was happy to have his dadmanladyperson home.  He gived him lots of head butts.  He did not bring the foo-ton though.  that was kind of disappointing.  Nicky has 'acided to call him Daddy.  (for now).  We was all sad to see him go back to his house.

The Mom report: The mom is hissing us off.  She annownced on Wednesday that she will be taking anofur cert-a-fa-kshun class (for somefing called a CISA) starting TODAY for 10 weeks.  Then she will haf to study for ANOFUR exam in December. SHEESH.  ALL SPARE TIME should be spent wif US. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: He was GOOD ofur the weekend - no running outside!! It must haf been 'acause he didn't want to hiss off the dad.

The Nicky Report:  The dad thinks Nicky is furry cute - but furry skinny.  He is furry skinny.  That will prolly change after his hoo-ha-ectomy. 

The Alien Report by cottage cheese brain Sammy:  uh, thank you waffle butt.  Here is the alien report.  Well, the dad came home and the aliens were quiet.  I think that there is a con-eck-shun there somewhere.  Maybe the dad is the leader of the aliens.  MAYBE THE DAD IS AN ALIEN.  I will haf to 'vestigate this more. Back to you bacon brain!

::SIGH::

Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Thankful Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend it wif us and I will get to meet him! He's Sammy's Nappy Dude, Miles' Foo-ton Dude and Billy's DadManLadyPerson.  I can't wait!!! I wonder if he will bring me a purresent???

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

To Whom It May Concern Who Lifs in this house wif me and puts the stinky goodness in the bowls:

STOP MOFING THE FURNICHUR AROUND.  I don't fink it's funny that I'm all afused.  And I don't fink it's funny that I falled off the back of the loveseat.  

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report: Turkey, eggs and BACON

The Mom report: the MOM has gone INSANE.  Plumb crazy INSANE.  Why? You will figure that out in a few minutes.

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  For those of you who are newer readers, Billy has a bad habit of running outside.  He's NOT allowed outside.  He runs into the road sometimes.  And on Saturday and Sunday he ranned out of the house ALOT.  The mom cannot lock him in a room 'acuase he ushually runs out when she's coming home from somewhere.  He doesn't run out most of the time when she leaves the house - only when she's coming IN.  She was in and out alot ofur the weekend. 

The Nicky report - still tilty and sneezy. 

The Alien Report by Sammy the stoopid.   Thank you Miles the Moose.   So, the aliens have invaded my HOUSE.  Sunday while I was upstairs in the sleepy room thinking about stuff and watching the movies on the inside of my eyelids, the aliens were downstairs REARRANGING OUR HOUSE.  My lifing room is all turned around and backwards.  And I think they peed on the rugs - they is all wet.  I think they did this 'acause I am thisclose to cracking their code and learning their secrets of interplanetary travel.  And also why they eat their families.  I will have to watch them more carefully.  And lock the doors. 

Back to you baon moose. 

Note to self: Get the mom to get more medication for Sammy. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Finally Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS MEEZER

OH BOY!!! Sammy and Miles saided that me and Billy is going to be hosting Weekend Cat Blogging ofur at Billy's Bloggie this weekend! It's fun to pawticipate - either create a post for the weekend and leave the URL in the comments, OR pick a post from this past week that was fun or interesting and leave that URL in the comments here and then me and Billy will do a little write up about your post and people will come visit you - maybe efen people that don't normally read the kitty bloggies!! YAY!! It's FUN FUN FUN!!!!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Nicky Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS MEEZER

It's Nicky Thursday gain.  I doesn't haf much noos.  Mine mommy says I'm a little "dickens".  I doesn't know what that means.  She says that I needs to learn that the bed is for sleeping, not chasing blankie monsters at 2am.  I doesn't know when 2am is, all I knows is that the blankie monsters must die. I's still tilty and I was ofur being boogery, but a couple of days ago I waked up with crud in my eyes and I sneezed about elebenty squillion times in a row - falled ofur and sneezed again.  Now i's stuffed up again.  Maybe I'm 'lergik to mine mommy.   

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

For Sale - one slightly wussy Meezer named Sammy
Likes: kicking people in the head, whapping crap off the nightstand at people's heads, getting brushed (once you start, don't plan on going anywhere for at least a hour)
Dislikes: strange people (strangers, not people who are strange, although he probably doesn't like them eifur), woofies, kittehs who are not living in his house, kittehs who ARE living in his house
Important information to know: is delusional, probably needs massive doses of med-i-k-shun for his brain, is a bed hog, is a windowsill hog, is a cowch hog, will not eat people foods
Favorite Dance: "the bladder stomp" 
Available immediately.  

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tattle Tail Tuesday

SAMMY

want to know something really funny and 'barassing about our the mom? last night while she was hafing popcorn and gifing us our treats, she eated one of our treats by mistake.  Ok, well she spit it out but it was hy-stair-a-kal!!!! 

Monday, March 15, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - chick-hen, eggs, ham and cheese.  fairly good!

The Nicky report - well the v-e-t visit was put on hold again - his v-e-t is sick.  We will prolly just do his 2nd shots and hoo-ha-ectomy at the same time.  NICKY:  What? they're gonna STAB me AND tutor me at the same time?  I might not like that. It's hard to concentrate when you're being stabbed.

The Woofie Report - Billy's furriend spented some time wif us on Sunday.  His mommy lives in the hospital and is furry sick and will not efur get out, and his daddy has some heart prollems and he needed some rest.  So Billy and Maxx played fun games wif Nicky. 

Here is Sammy wif some interesting informashun he learned about those Aliens - take it away cream of wheat for brains! -  Thank you cream puff thighs.  So, wif the help of Billy's furriend Maxx, I was able to make contact wif the aliens on Sunday.  I sented him out to talk to the alien who lives next door.  This is what they said:  grrrrrrrrrr, growl, arf arf arf growl.  Maxx said it means "lissen, there's a weerd cat in that house there who thinks you're an alien who ate his family, and is trying to build a space ship to take you back to your home planet"  the answer was "sniff sniff bark growl grrrrrrrrrrrrr" which means "what a weird cat - he needs medication".  WOW.  My thoughts are validated........................ HEY!! Wait a minute, that's not right...... Maxx are you SHUR about this? You haf to be making this up. and why does you haf two xx's in your name?  ::SIGH:: can't depend on a woofie for gathering alien intelligence. 

Miles - ::slaps head:: you DO need medication you corn mush head!

The "what did Billy do 8 times last week to get himself in trouble and grownded for life" report - YOU take a guess.  He is now not allowed to go visit his woofie furriend next door for a whole two weeks. ok, so it's not really life, but it's close enough to make Billy mad.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Funny Friday

Ok, you all HAS GOT TO go to Billy's bloggie - it's really funny today - and annoying.  very very annoying.  and prolly a little gross.

Also, the mom falled ofur Sammy last night on her way to the human litterbox room.  THAT was furry funny! She went spinning down the hall, hit the wall and falled on her butt.  Sammy just stood there and laffed and laffed

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nicky Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Hi! It's me Nicky! I doesn't haf much to rite about this week.  OH, I has to go to the v-e-t on Saturday for mine shots that gotted post-phoned last week.  I loves the v-e-t.  This morning somefing terrible happened! I was resting on the table next to where mine mommy sleeps, and somefing LOUD suddenly camed on and it maded me jump up really high and it was beeping and I knocked mine mommy's phone and lamp and glasses of the table.  Mine tail gotted really poofy and I HISSED!! I haf nefur hissed 'afore.  I doesn't know how that eben happened! It was really scairty.  Then mine mommy turned the beepy off and it was all better.  And I gotted kissies and brekfest so I feel better now.  OH, and mine brofur Billy EXCAPED 3 times last night - he ranned out into the rain and mud.  And mine mommy hadded to wash his feets ebery time.  I telled mine mommy to just NOT go to the outside, but she saided that she hadded to bring garbage out there and then get somefing from the metal machine.  So I telled her it was her fault then and she should not yell at mine brofur.  
OH, and mine ofur brofurs, the Meezers, is still trying to sell each other.  I convinced them to NOT try and sell mine mommy 'acause then no one would feed us.   So now they is trying to figure out how to sell each other.  Whatefur, they is just silly.  

Oh, mine brofur Billy is hosting Weekend Cat Blogging ofur at HIS bloggie this weekend! I gets to help! YAY!   We just gotted informed that we is hosting NEXT weekend.  But it will still be on Billy's bloggie. 

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

For Sale: One slightly used seal point siamese cat.  Ugly. Male. Overweight.  Hips like a girl.  cries like a girl when he is attacked.  Yaks up all foods unless they are gluten and dye free.   Total Mamma's boy.  Needs several hours a day of ego stroking and kissy face time.  Requires at least 100 pounds of ham a week.  Or, well, a few slices here and there.  Will put his paws in your food if you do not eat at the table.  Will try and slap food off your fork.  Answers only to Miles or Poosie.  Don't even think of renaming him.  Asking $0.02 OBO.  Leave message for Sam.  Only serious offers will be considered. 

ok, really, we'll take any offer. 

MILES

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  Sammy stole my Wednesday Rant post.  HEY! STOP PETTING HIM!!! STOP IT!! HE'S MEAN!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM COME ON! STOP IT. 

Free to a good home: One mean human. Female. Old.  Untrainable.  Stupid.  Insane.  Always sick.  No idea why anyone would want to have her. 

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

why?

SAMMY

why why why does you keep insisting on getting us noo crunchy foods all the time? just 'acuase precious sissy stomached Miles can't haf glooten or dyes doesn't mean that the rest of us haf to suffer does it? we're STARVING.  GET US SOME REAL FOODS.  Better yet, just sell Miles.

Monday, March 08, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report:  egg and HAM, and western style RIBS, and HAM. oh and did I menshun HAM?

The Nicky v-e-t report: Well, our the mom just proved that she is A) stoopid B) forgetful, C) insane D) all of the above.  She forgotted that she hadded a 'pointment with grammie on saturday morning, so Nicky got rescheduled.  NICKY:  I's rescheduled? what does that mean? I doesn't feel any different.   MILES:  you has to wait a whole week to go  to the v-e-t.  NICKY: Oh, how long is a week? uh, nefurmind, I needs a nap

The Alien Report with Sammy - take it away cream-of-wheat brains:  Right.  Thank you oh he who's hips are made from bacon fat:  So, it was warmer out and the aliens were REALLY out of control.  There was some brown australian shep-herd or something like that who was dragging his small human around and he ranned right up to MY window and started yapping at me.  I think he said "Do you have any plutonium? " or maybe it was "what the HECK are you?" Then he dragged her away and I think he ate the small human.
Back to you pork rind.

Miles: ::SIGH:: he really needs more medication. 

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week: Well, you know.  AND he gotted his feets muddy AND he ranned next door to see his furriend Cujo AND he ranned in Cujo's house.  Then the mom dragged him back here and washed his feets. 

The Mom report - well, her 'fekshun has gone from her ears to her sinuses to her lungs and now to a UTI - whatever that is. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Friday, March 05, 2010

Fankful Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!! I's so 'acited - I gots me soooooooooooo many new furriends on Catster! WOWIE!!! Fank you efurryone for visiting my page there! I hadded fun aksepting all the furriend requests and all the wonderful cupcakes!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

and GUESS WHAT??? I has to go to the v-e-t tomorrow! YAY!!!!!!!! I likes the v-e-t! they're so nice to me there and they carries me around and I visit efurryone and efurryone pets me and huggles me and kissies me!!! I has to get stabbed though.  I doesn't like getting stabbed.  And then mine mommy saided I has to go back there in a couple of weeks for somefing called a hoo-ha-ectomy.  I has no idea what that is but it might sound fun.  hoo-ha sounds like somefing fun! 

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Nicky Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

GUESS WHAT???? Mine mommy helpded me make mine own Catster page!!! WOO HOOO

 

#1 cat site for cats & bipeds!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Deer Furriends - does you see a Toosday post? Does you see anyfing after Meezer Monday? HUH, neifur does I.  

Deer The Mom - I belief we haf hadded this conversashun 'afore   - there is NO excuse for NOT helping us post on Toosdays.  NONE. 

Monday, March 01, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Snow report - we hadded a storm this weekend - we haf ofur 2 feets of snow outside.  So, this is what we didded all weekend (well, me n billy n nicky)


The Foods Report - eggs and milk and chick-hen soup.  not bad

The Alien Report - by our resident whacko Sammy - Thank you thunder thighs.  So, I haf finally finded the key to making those aliens shut up.  SNOW.  it's been so peaceful all weekend.  Howefur, I fear for the peoples in those houses-  they may haf gotted eated. 
Back to you pork butt.

D'OH. 

The what did Billy do this week to get in trouble: NOTHING. 

The Nicky Report - still tilty, still a little snotty.  he has to go back to the v-e-t for his 2nd shots and hoo-ha-ectomy as soon as we get the green papers.  he is a little snuggler though. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS