Friday, April 30, 2010

Nicky Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Guess what? We is going to visit our daddy! we is leaving tomorrow and will be there until the middle of next week! I has nefur been to visit mine daddy 'afore.  He has comed to visit me.  Miles says he has a "wicked kewl" foo-ton and he gives efurryone ham and shrimps on it.  So I hopes to get ham and shrimps on the foo-ton!!!!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Breaking Alien news


SAMMY
I think I know where the aliens live.  It seems that once a month when the big night time sun thing is all the way round the aliens tend to be really loud and run around without their tethers and, the people in their houses chase them down and drag them inside.  I think that the people are afraid that during these times their howling is communication with the mother planet and that’s the reason that every month there seem to be more aliens and less people around here. 
I must study this more – perhaps from the comfort of under the bed.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

NO, I will NOT keep my paws out of the smashed potatoes! I doesn't care if I track potato through the house.  Yes I know that the plate was on the table. YOU were NOT at the table eating them.  They were warm and squishy and my paws was cold.  I doesn't care if there were mashed potato paw prints on the tablecloth.  But OHHHHHHH it's so CUTE when Nicky tries it.  Just because I'm not 6 monfs old anymore and little like him does NOT mean that I'm not cute either.  

Monday, April 26, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I don't really think that it is MY fault that you gets hot when I sleep on your  neck mommy! I can't help it that I's WARM and FUZZY.  When you turn on the cold air blowy thingy at night I gets COLD and I has to sleep on your neck.  Besides, I'm a baby, I has to sleep wif the mom cat and you're the closest thing to that here.  I also can't help it that I'm a little spastic when I runs.  You try and run when your werld is spinning and tilting.  it's kind of hard.  I gets a little 'barassed when i runs into things too.  that's why i come to you for kissies.  it makes me feel better. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report: -- turkey chick-hen and hamburgermadewifcowandnotpig.  oh and mashed potates. which are really NOT for cats.  but there's butter on them so it's something that I like licking. 

The Nicky report: He's boogery again.  And sneezing on mommys face when she sleeps.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Alien Report by Meatloaf Brain Sammy - Thank you cottage cheese thighs.  Well, the baby alien was hollering and yelling for HOURS the other night.  There were no people in the house and for a long time I thougthed that it ated them, but then the lady person camed back and the alien stopped hollering so much.  apparently baby aliens need to have humans around or they get lonely.  Or Hungry. 
Back to you thunder bucket. 

::SIGH::

The what did billy do to get in trouble this week report:   NOTHING!!!! OH MY BAST. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Come ON

SAMMY

If you buy a lamp shade wif fringe on it, and put it on the lamp next to MY spot on the top of the cowch, why on earf are you surprised that it's all crooked when you come home from werk? and that the fringes are all tangled up? OH MY BAST.  what has happened to your brain woman? 

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

My pet peeves this week:

Not getting chee-steak last night

Little brofurs whining about their balls being stolen

Big brofurs running laps around the lifing room whenefur the woofies next door and 'ahind us are out

Orinch Menisses running outside

Women in this house trying to steal mine eye boogers

stoopid humans on the supreme court

women in this house spilling our crunchy foods all ofur the floor and then USING THE SUCKY MONSTER to clean them up.

little brofurs stealing MINE spot on the woman when she is in the recliner

that woman NOT telling little sinveling babies to move when i wants mine spot

whiners

Monday, April 19, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Can someone please explain to me where mine fun bits wented? I falled asleep and someone STOLDED THEM.  I wants to file a missing balls report.  should I call the police?

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today:

The Foods Report: Turkey, bacon, and chick-hen!!!!

The Blog report: Me and Sammy and Nicky now haf our own PIKSHUR PAGES!!! If you look up over this post you will see some tabs, click on our names and looky at our pikshurs!!!

The Nicky Report: Nicky is doing furry well after his hoo-ha-ectomy.  He was a little groggy friday night when he gotted home, but he was back to full speed saturday. 

The crackpot alien report by whacko-samo:  There was an alien DRAGGING a little girl down the street on a board wif wheels yesterday!!! She was trying to lasso him and he was running and running and she was squealing.  it was AWFUL.  He prolly gotted her home and eated her. 
Back to you thunder thighs.

::SIGH:: 

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report: yep, he ranned outside again.  and this time he took Nicky wif him.  It's not his fault though, our landlord was here and he held the door open and they just booked out the door.  Mommy gotted Nicky and our next door neighbor gotted Billy. 

The Mom report: The mom is studying for something called the CISA, so we may not be able to comment on efurryone's blog - but we do read all the new updates efurry day.  we hopes you doesn't get mad if we can't comment all the time. 

that is the meezer monday miles report for today

Friday, April 16, 2010

It's Nicky's big day!!

MILES

UPDATE: Nicky is home and he is fine!! 


SAMMY

We all love our baby brofur (yes, even I do!).  It's his hoo-ha-ectomy day - so please say a purr for him that nofing goes wrong. 



Oh, and as you can see here, he didn't meet his goal of eating the loveseat by today

Thursday, April 15, 2010

youngsters

SAMMY

There's a lot of blushing and fainting going on over at Billy's blog.  He's very shy when it comes to the girlcats. 

Monday, April 12, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICKY

Yes, I want to eat the love seat.  It's tasty and chunky and good.  I doesn't know what happens to me, I gets all funny feeling and I runs around really really fast and then I launch mineself mouf ferst at it and I end up chewing on it.  It's really really fun.  I hope to haf it all eated by Friday. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report: chick-hen, steak and REAL LIVE DEAD SHRIMP

The Mom Report: The mom has to go find out about getting a in-sa-lin pump - her in-sa-lin is not werking as well as it had been and her bean v-e-t doesn't like that.  the mom is not happy. 

The Nicky report: Nicky has finded his life goal.  his life goal is to eat the loveseat.  He's always chewing on it and attaking it wif his mouf.  sheesh . kids. 

The Bill report:  Billy DID NOT RUN OUTSIDE ALL WEEK.

The insanity report - by Sammy:   HELP!! I'S SURROUNDED BY ALIENS!!!! IT'S JUST GETTING WERSER AND WERSER!!!  I think that our the mom is the only human left on the street!!!! I think the aliens ate all the other humans.  When I look outside all i see are aliens in the yards and no beans.   AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Back to you croissant butt. 

Oh Sammy, looks like the v-e-t needs to write you a new 'skripshun for crazy pills.  or maybe ANTI crazy pills. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, April 09, 2010

Nicky Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

i gets to keep my hoo-ha-s!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!

Sammy: Uh, spaz cat, you only get to keep them till next friday - your v-e-t is sick today. 

Nicky: well oatmeal brain, maybe by then I will find a new mommy who will let me keep them forefur!!!!

Sammy: sure, go ahead and try.  I doesn't know who would want a little spaz cat who spends hours on end chasing a ball in a circle

Nicky: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BALL!!!!!!!!!! LOOKY!!!!!!!!! IT GOES AROUND IN A CIRCLE AND LIGHTS UP!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Billy: HEY! That's MINE toy that the beautiful Faith Boo gived me!!!

Nicky: MINE!!!!!!!!!!! MINEMINEMINE!!!

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Hissed off

MILES

I's glad that efurryone likded mine song yesterday.  Lots of you asked "who hissed you off Miles?".  Well THE MOM has hissed me off for the last time.  She wented to bed and FORGOT TO FILL THE CRUNCHY BOWL YET AGAIN.  This has gotted to the krisis stage - we's STARVIN and she doesn't care! Poor Nicky is  wasteing away - he only ways 6 pounds!!!! He's always hollering for foods in the middle of the night and he cries and cries.  It's AWFUL that she doesn't efen wake up and fill our bowls!

Oh, and she hollered at ME for trying to eat her new dining room dekorashun.  Hey, I was HUNGRY. 

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Nicky:  Hey Billy, what's a hoo-ha-ectomy? 

Billy: It's tutoring.  

Nicky: What's TUTORING? 

Billy: It's where you learn how to live wifout your funbits.

Nicky: MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY I doesn't WANT to get tutored!!!!!!!

Monday, April 05, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report- YES! There was HAM for Easter! Also on the menu this past week were RIBS, steak, bacon and eggs.  This was a GREAT food week!

The Blog report- the mom FINALLY finished our new blog template and layout.  It's not werking quite right, but we will hound her 'till it's fixed.

::SIGH:: The Alien Report - Take it away Sammy the Sy-ko:  Thank you gravy butt:  So, there is a full on INVASHUN going on around here.  There are no less than 5 new aliens! We lif in a "duplex" and there's on RIGHT ON THE OFUR SIDE OF OUR WALLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHH.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   ::gasp:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 
I can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to you pancake head.

::SIGH:: - and he's the CALM one????????

Ok, the What did Billy do this week to not only get double grounded for life and make the mom cry, but also scare all of us report:  That little orinch meniss ranned out of the house while the mom was coming in from easter dinner wif grampie and grammie, and RANNED DOWN THE STREET SOMEWHERE AND DIDN'T COME BACK FOR A WHOLE FRIKKING HOUR.  He's grownded for the next 4 of his nine lives.  He thinks it's ok 'acause when the mom finded him he was sitting on our porch waiting for her to open the door so that he could go inside. 

The "Guess who's getting a hoo-ha-ectomy this Friday" report - Yep, spazman Nicky.  Oh, he wented to the v-e-t last week and she saided that he doesn't haf a ear 'fekshun anymore and he's just as tilty as efur, so he will prolly be tilty forefur.  He turned his head almost completely upside down when he looked up at her, and she freaked a little.  She said she has nefur seen a cat to that 'afore.  Maybe he needs a exorsist. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today. 

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...