Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

MOOOOOOOMMMM, stop gifing Sammy drugs - he's DROOLING on me.  Ick.

Remember, we is gifing away a gorgeous beaded wind chime from UncleMo (we will post a pikshur tomorrow).  Efurryone who donates for Sammy's mouf surgery will be entered. Fank you so much to all who haf donated and sent purrrrrsssss for Sammy - we is so blessed to haf such wonderful furriends.

Ok, Sam, please STOP drooling on me! EW.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

DOODS

SAMMY

DOOOOOOOOOODS - lissen, this pain stuff that the v-e-t gifed me is PAWSOME.  Oh, and I drool now! That's PAWSOME TOO!

Fank you so much for helping us wif the green papers so far so that I can get mine mouf fixed.  You guys is PAWSOME!

Oh, and the mom says that efurryone who donates green papers will be entered into a drawing for a beautiful BellisiMo wind chime (that's UncleMo!)  We really 'presheate all of our wonderful furriends.The donate button is over there to the right on top - the wind chimes is PAWSOME!

Guess what? I falled off the back of the cowch!! PAWSOME!!!!!


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Monday, June 28, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today: 

The Foods Report - there was a cookout this weekend - there was pig ribs and cow ribs and hamburgers (wifout ham) and chick-hen.  We gots a little bit of the chick-hen.  The rest was "too spicy" for us.  Flames shmames.  GIVE ME PIG!

The What Did Billy Do to get in trouble this week report: he only ranned out twice - but not during the cookout 'acuase we was LOCKED IN THE BEDROOM

The What did Nicky to go get in trouble this week report: He knocked down the table in the hallways in the middle of the night and scairt the mom nearly to death! 

The Sammy Report - by Sammy:  Ok, so Friday the mom wented out and something happened here which I'm not saying, and when she camed home mine lower right fang was sticking straight out of mine mouf. (and Billy was hissing at me and Miles, and he NEFUR hisses at anyone, but we're not telling what happened). It was too late to go to the v-e-t friday night so I gotted hauled there on Saturday to haf mine fang pulled out.  NOW I has to go back Thursday night and STAY OVERNIGHT (wif ALIENS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH) and haf surgery Friday morning to get the rest of the root out and then they is going to poke around mine mouf. I telled the mom not to do it 'acause it's too many green papers that she doesn't haf, but she says it cannot be put off and that we will just haf to do wifout some stuff for a monf or so, like maybe our innernets. So there is a possibility that we will be gone for about a monf or more.   I doesn't want to got to the v-e-t to haf surgery!   I doesn't want to be around the aliens! I doesn't want to be away from mine mommy for a whole night! Please tell her not to make me go!


That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, June 25, 2010



MILES

IT'S MINE GOTCHA DAY!

oh, and it's the mom's purrfday too. 

but

IT'S MINE GOTCHA DAY!!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Threatening Thursday

SAMMY

The Mom: Just 'amember that I can watch you from up here when you are on the cowch.  And I can kill you wif my laser beams. 

I'm just sayin'

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Making barfing noises when you are getting our stinky goodness ready REALLY makes us want to eat the food.  Sheesh woman, don't you haf any self control? Some of what you eat is pretty gross too. 


um, ok it's not.  but please don't make those noises when you get our foods ready anymore.  I doesn't care if you haf the "stomach flew"

Monday, June 21, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The foods report:  steak and eggs.  it was ok I guess.  BUT, we ranned out of crunchies. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  YEP - 4 times!!!! His new trick is to come running full speed down the hall when he hears her key in the door, so that when she gets it unlocked he's at a full run and just blows right by her.  He's going to give her heart failure or something, and THEN who will feed us?

The Nicky Report - that little rug rat is driving us crazy! He runs around the house meezing and screaming, just about at the same time.  And he's a garbage picker. OH. and he figured out where the toys are so now he empties the toy box efurry day while the mom is visiting jahb. 

::SIGH:: - I can't even stand it anymore - here's butt head wif the crazy report: - take it away Sammy:  you know Miles, some day your fat butt is going to thank me for trying to understand those aliens.  (HEY cottage cheese brain - they're DOGS.  DOGS.  NOT aliens)  uh, sausage thighs, they're NOT cats, so they're ALIEN.  SHEESH.  Anyway, the new little alien next door NEVER SHUTS THE HECK UP.  And she knocked the mom down when she ranned up to her and jumped on her.  The mom barely gotted away uneaten!
Back to you toona breath. 

Someone, please take him home with you. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day!!!

HAPPY DADDY'S DAY TO OUR THE DAD
(aka Daddy, The Dad, and the DadManLadyPerson)

WE LOVE YOU - NO MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS



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Friday, June 18, 2010

The Mom Friday

MILES

Well, I am doing this in PROTEST.  THE MOM has her OWN BLOG. (and please beware if you click on her link, she talks about things like athletic supporters for farm animals, she's very bizarre.)   Yet, she feels the need to interrupt OUR blog just 'acause our furriend Sniffie's the mom gived her a award. It's a award for MOMS.  

This award is for us Moms who help our kitties blog. Answer the questions, then pick five Moms to pass it along to. 

1. What would your prefect day consist of?
Cooking something completely decadent and wonderful.

2. How would you describe yourself if you were an item of clothing?
A pink cowboy boot with fringe and silver buckles. 

3. What hobbies are you currently working on?
Currently my only hobby seems to be saying "NICKY GET DOWN" all the time.

4. Walking in the woods in wellies or bare foot on the beach?
Um, neither.  The trees make me gasp for breath and sand on my feet grosses me out.  Maybe wellies on the beach. 

5. Have you ever hugged or sang to a tree?
No. I'm allergic to everything that lives and breathes outside.

6. Growing your own veggies or nipping to the supermarket?
I LOVE growing my own veggies! Harvesting them is a problem since I usually break out in hives when I touch the plants (tomato leaves are particularly bad)

7. Have you found anyone exciting in your family tree?
A cousin of President Kennedy married a cousin of my grandmother.  In Ireland. He was at the wedding too.  (No, I wasn't because I was a mere infant at the time, or it could have been before I was born).

8. Slap up meal in a posh restaurant or fish ‘n’ chips from the wrapper?
Posh posh posh!!!! Wait, maybe NACHOS!!!!! No no, I've got it! POSHOS!!!!!!

9. Which element do you most resonate with, Earth, Air, Fire or water?
I am a water baby. (I am a Cancer so I think it's in my blood) I think I have gills hiding below my clothes.

10. Do you believe in fairies?
Yes.  It is the fairies that trash my house every day while I'm at work.  Or maybe it's just gremlins.  Because the cats insist it's not them.

I don't know who this has gone around to - so everymom PLEASE try it out!!! And everycat - PLEASE give your mom's a break and let them post!

MeezerMomMary

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Nicky Wednesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mine brofur Billy loves me!!!!!

MILES - Um, Nicky I think he's tasting you.  He might eat you.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I picked the winner of the meezer earrings from meezer colors day!!!
LOOKIE

So, Busby - can you have your mommy email our mommy wif your address?

Fanks!!!

and CONCATULATIONS!!

This drawing has been certified as official by Egypt, Maxie, Tuxie and Midnight

Monday, June 14, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - OK, so, we know that the mom was stressed and stuff wif her test, but do you have any idea what she did? SHE FORGOTTED TO BUY STINKY GOODNESS!! WE STARVED TO DEATH WHILE SHE WAS TAKING HER TEST.   (Nicky ::tugging on Miles furs:: Uh, Miles, I's still alive, and you is too::).  Oh, and we hadded chick-hen, ham and bacon. but that does not make up for the stinky goodness incident. 

The Mom Report - she is 'parently BRAIN DEAD. 

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  NOTHING.  NOPE.  NOTHING.  Oh, he did bite Nicky in the hoo-ha's.  But that was kind of funny (Nicky:: UH, NO IT WASN'T!!!!!)

The Alien Report: Here is cottage cheese head Sammy wif the alien report:   So, Billy's  alien furriend Maxx camed ofur this week 'acause his mommy went to the human rainbow bridge and his house hadded lots of people from out of town for the funeral.  So, I askded him to do some more translating.  HOWEFUR, there was a run-away girl alien roaming around the street on Friday afternoon and he was more interested in getting a date - and fighting wif the aliens Cujo and Marley next door, and Brownie across the street, for her attenshun. Then she finded her the mom driving around crying and hollering for her.  But I bet once she gotted her the mom home the female alien ated her. Back to you thunder thighs.

The Meezer Colors Day report: We will be making Nicky pick the earrings winner tonight.  He has been un-cooperatif.  (Nicky: I doesn't want any furrirends to lose so I haf refused to pick someone to win the earrings.  But mommy says I has to). 

Oh and Happy 52nd annifurrsary Grammie and Grampie!!!

Friday, June 11, 2010

FINALLY Friday

SAMMY


Fank you so much efurryone for the wonderful purrfday wishes yesterday!! I was blown away!!!

Our the mom has her test tomorrow- maybe you all could say some purrayers for her that it goes well?? Fank you!!!

Oh, and you has to go visit Billy - this is just too funny

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Meezer Colors Day! It's HERE!!

It's MEEZER COLORS DAY!!!
The Day for Meezers to show off their furs wif coordinating or contrasting colors -like ME - Green suits me just fine!

Sammy looks good with Cammo

And Nicky, well his favorite color is ORINCH

MomRobyn has offered some Meezer Colored earrings as a prize, so everymeezer (and honorary meezer) who leaves us a link to your Meezer Colors post will be entered in the drawing.  we will draw the winners thursday and haf Egypt and the Muskateers validate that efurryfing was akording to the rools. 
Good Luck efurrycat!

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

a tramajik thing happened to me last night!!!! I was in the human litterbox room watching the rain box thing fill up with bubbles, and mommy was standing at the sink running the bristles ofur her teefs and I wanted to play wif the bubbles! So I standed up on the side of the rain box thing and reached out to poke a big bubble - and I gotted WET! ALL OFUR!!! and it was HOT!!! I screamed and the mom screamed and pulled me out and sticked me under the cold water in the sink and then wrapped me up in a towel. She checked mine furs and skins all ofur and I was ok - she efen checkded mine eyes 'cause I wented in the water head ferst.  I said I was ok, but the towel was nice and snuggly, so she gotted anofur dry towel and wrapped me up in that one and called the v-e-t.  the v-e-t saided that I was prolly ok, but if mine eyes or ears turned red, or mine paws to bring me in to the 'mergency room (I think she would haf had to call the 'bamalance for that).  But I saided I was ok and just snuggled into the towel and purrrred.  Then when I was dry, I sleeped unner the covers right up against her all night.  I's ok - I didn't get burned or anyfing like that, just scairt.  Bubbles is BAD. 

Monday, June 07, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - Bacon, HAMMMMMM, and chick-hen.  PAWSOME

The Mom Report - this is her last week of studying - her test is on Saturday.  THANK BAST

The What Did Billy do this week to get in trouble report: YEP.  AND he knockded ofur the floor lamp. 

The What Did Nicky do this week to get in trouble report: He knockded ofur the same floor lamp - right onto the mom's head.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Alien Report - take it away polenta brains:   Thank you, you girly hipped fatboy.  So, I think the people that live 'ahind us haf gained some trakshun on their alien.  I haf not seen it all week (the mom's note: dutchess is visiting her people's parents farm this week - she needed to do some running).  I hope while she's gone her people will get unbrainwashed.  oh, and i think that she ate the cats that lived there too (no Sammy, they're still there - they're just not allowed outside anymore).  And the alienS next door keep eating all their people - there's always new people ofur there.  Back to you cream cheese thighs.

::SIGH::

The Meezer Colors Day Report - SO, mine girlfriend's mommy (MOM ROBYN) has donated meezer earrings (earrings in Meezer colors, not earrings for meezers).  So here's what is going to happen - efurryone who leaves us a comment wif a link to their meezer color day post on Wednesday will automagically be entered into the drawing.  Nicky (or maybe Billy) will draw the winner, and Egypt and the Muskateers will certify the drawing.  We hopes that we gets lots of linkies!!!!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today


OH MY BAST OHMYBASTOHMYBASTOHMYBAST! Our stoopid the mom just DELETED ALL OF OUR COMMENTS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!! WE'S SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Meezer Colors Day - It's COMING SOON

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS (why does I haf to wear the fuzzypants? they itch!)
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Ok, so mine brofurs saided that I could announce this.  Our furriends in Col-o-rado, Maxie, Tuxie, Midnight and Egypt haf announed the date for Meezer Colors Day! It's JUNE 9.  What is it? well..............

It’s coming next Wednesday, the 9th
That’s when meezers around the world show their colors, handsomeness (boys) and beauty (girls).

To participate:
You must be a meezer, meezer bun, honorary meezer (Nicky's note: that's a lot of you furriends - we deem you honorary meezers), or a feline living with or related to a meezer. A person pretending to be a cat, a meezer, or dressed in a cat suit does not count.


You may use objects or whatever else is handy to highlight your meezer colors.


Limited photoshop enhancements are permissible, such as brightness/contrast adjustments, resizing, red-eye reduction, and background scenes. If you adjust the colors of your background scenes, make sure it does not turn the color of your furs, points, and eyes to an unusual color.
 
NOW, we has some ofur PAWSOME NOOS!!! Miles' almost mom-in-law MOMROBYN has offered THESE beautiful ear dangly toys as a PURRIZE.  Me and mine brofurs are going to talk wif Egypt and her siblings to determine HOW to gif out the prize and we will announce it next week
 
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO start thinking of what colors go wif your furs - I'm finking PURPLE for me. 

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Wednesday Rant

ALL THE MEEZERS (AND ME BILLY TOO)

An open letter to the mom

Deer The mom (if in fact that is your real name)  (NICKY:  MOMMY isn't her real name? What is her real name?) (MILES: ::SIGH::)

We realize that you have to have an outlet for your insane ramblings (or the voices in your head) (BILLY: ME likes the voices in mine head) (SAMMY: ::SIGH::) but your new blog better NOT take away from our time either READING or COMMENTING on our furriends bloggies or WRITING on ours.   Of course, until June 13 we realize that you has to STUDY for your stoopid CISA exam, howefur STUDYING is NOT the same as writing your insanity on a blog.  IF you efur 'barass us wif your rantings, WE will haf to pull the plug on it.  We does know what "delete blog" means. 

Sincerely
Samuel Alfonse Meezer ('amember Tony S is mine furriend)
Miles Phillippe Meezer (I's watching you)
Billy SweetFeets Norton Gingersnap (ME is still lissening to the voice in mine head)
Nicholas Fuzzypants Meezer (why does I haf to wear the fuzzypants mommy? Oh, and I loves you, it was not mine idea to write this).

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles Report for today:

The Foods Report - bacon, eggs, chick-hen.  I was hoping for RIBS but none were to be found.

The Mom Report:  The Mom has finally decided to give her own blog a try again.  YIKES, now efurryone will know just how insane she really is.

The What did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:   you know. 

The Nicky Report:  That boy must be teething or something - but if he doesn't stop we will have no working ANYTHING that requires a plug.  And the mom has to buy another cell phone charger. 

The Alien Report by resident jello brain Sammy:  SO, Monday was some sort of holiday or something and there were a LOT of aliens out.  The two next door must have had a great time snacking on the various people over there.  I never saw the same two people outside all day.  OH, and the smaller one, he must have been practicing for the olympics, but he didn't quite qualify.  He was trying the "jump over the pole" event and apparently whacked his hoo-ha's on the pole.  It was a furry interesting noise that he made when that happened.  I could not help it - I just laffed and laffed!!!! Back to you cream cheese butt

::facepaw:: ::SIGH:: it was funny though, I sawed it too. 

That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today.
Don't forget to visit our the mom's blog and also Billy's Dancing Tuesday post

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...