Monday, August 30, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report: Ham, Eggs and FRENCH TOAST!!! The mom ROCKS

Things heard round casa de meezer this past week:
     "Hey, no hoo-ha biting"
     "Nicky, get off the curtain rod"
     "Nicky, get OFF the curtain rod"
     "Billy, don't sit on the baby's face, that's rude"
     "Sammy, get off the table"
     "Nicky, get out of the cupboard"
     "Nicky, I'm serious, GET OFF the curtain rod"
     "Miles, don't eat my chick-hen-sickle"
     "Miles, can I finish my french toast first?"
     "Billy, really, please don't sit on the baby's head"
     "Nicky, cheeze whiz, GET OFF THE CURTAIN ROD"
     "Sammy, for cripes sake, get off the flipping table"  

Ok, so I has to do it, here's cobblerhead with the psycho report:   Thank you lardball.  So, Sammy here with the ALIEN report for today:  2 aliens moved out this week, the one called Sophia and her brother who is called Alfie.  I won't miss them, they were yapping for the mother ship all freaking day every day. However, I'm sure that there will be more aliens moving in.  There always are.  NOW, to answer questions about MY origins.  I AM NOT THE ALIEN.  Sure, I don't remember HOW I gotted into the garden, but I was scairt and alone and I just found myself there.  But, I'M NOT THE ALIEN.
Back to you eclair hips.

You just keep telling yourself that you freaky thing you.  ::wink wink:: really,we believe you Sammy ::wink wink::  Just to indicate how freaky Sammy is, he ate zoo-kini bread. 

That is the meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Oh, tomorrow is the Orinch-Meniss's purrfday and there will be a dance party on his blog. 

Friday, August 27, 2010

Finally Friday

MILES

Good, it's finally Friday and that means that maybe we will haf FRENCH TOAST on Sunday!!!!! AND the mom will be home for 2 whole days!!!!! (you know, so that she can clean the litterbox) 

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful that the little snotnosed brat didn't get us thrown out of the sleeping room again last night.  I gets cranky when I can't sleep with mine the mom!

I's also thankful that I tried steak last night for dinner.  I doesn't eat people foods but it was pretty good!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Wednesday Rant

SAMMY

Hey little snot nose Nicky - it's your fault we gotted kicked out of the sleeping room last night - if you continue to jump on mine head, i will continue to whap you around all ofur the bed.  And if you take mine sleeping spot next to the mom one more time, I'll whap the snot out of you. 

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS


 Guess what I didded? I fixded the food eating monster in the sink all by mine self!!! Mommy was trying to fix it and I tolded her to get away and I gotted unner there and I hitted the reset button and I FIXDED IT!!!!!!! I's a BIG MANCAT NOW!! 

Monday, August 23, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report - Steak, ham, eggs, bacon and FRENCH TOAST!!! JACKPOT!!!!

The Billy Report:  Billy's woofie friend Maxx visited us over the weekend while his human daddy wented to visit his family in Boston.  Billy and Maxx hadded fun - they played Lion Tamer and Who's Mouth is Bigger, and they taught Nicky to play "put your tail ofur your butt or get a wet nose up there".  I don't think he liked that game. 

The Nicky Report:  Not much to report with Nicky - he's getting tall.  And he doesn't like woofie nose up his patoot.

Let's see, what else is there to report?
::tugging at Miles's furs:: - hey goo ball, it's time for mine Alien report and I has somefing FURRY IMPORTANT to report
hmmm, what else happened this week? 
what's that the mom?
I has to what?
who?
oh, does I REALLY? it's sooooooooooo 'barassing!!!
yes, the mom, I want to continue to do the Meezer Monday Miles report - lots of kitties like to read it. 
yes, the mom, I see sammy dancing around ofur there like he's going to wet his pants or somefing. 
ok, ::SIGH::
Here's PolentaBrain with this week's Psycho report:   sheesh- thank you marshmallow thighs.  So, as you know, Billy's furriend was back this weekend, and I hadded a whole list of innerview questions for him.  so here are some answers:
Sammy: So, Maxx, what kind of alien are you, exactly?
Maxx: well, I'm a dog and you're a psycho kat, but if you mean what breed am I, I'm an American Eskimo, or Eskie, for short.
Sammy: So, you're from planet Eskimo?
Maxx: No, I'm from about 2 miles away, however, you seem to be from somewhere weird.  Where are YOU from?
Sammy: I'm from the garden - I doesn't know how I gotted there, but all I knows is grampa norton finded me there and made the mom rescue me. 
Maxx: Soooooooooooo, you just APPEARED in the garden?
Sammy: well................ maybe.  I doesn't know how I gotted there.
Maxx:  could you have been dropped there? like, from a SPACESHIP?
Sammy: uh................. er....................... um.................... crap
Maxx: huh, so YOU'RE the ALIEN???
Sammy: NO I'm not the alien YOU are!
Maxx: Nuh uh
Sammy: UH HUH
Maxx: NUH UH
Sammy: UH HUH pffffttttt
Maxx: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffff

uh, that concludes this edishun of the Meezer Monday Miles report - I better go make shur that fur is not flying around. 

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Thankful Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Wow, yesterday was just the werstest day efur.  I know that I's just a kitten still, and that mine brofurs knowed Eric and Luxor and Molly way better than me, and that poor Winnie nefur really got a chance.  But Sammy tolded me that we is all far better kitties for hafing knowed them at all, and for knowing efurryone in the cat blogosphere.  And I thinks he is right.  Today I am thankful that mine mommy saided YES to fostering me, and then saided YES to keeping me when the v-e-t said that I would prolly nefur get ofur mine vestibular prollem - that mine head would always be tilty and mine eyes would always be jumpy and that I would always walk around in circles n stuff.  I knows that mine litter brofurs and sisfurs wented to good homes too, but I fink that I gotted the BESTEST home, 'acause I gotted a home where there is a lot of love and we gets to know so many cool kitties in the blogosphere. 

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Sort of Wordless Wednesday Rant

MILES

WHAT????


Pee Ess: Billy has posted a tribute to his idol Eric on his blog.  It's a very sad day.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: HAM and SHRIMPS!!!

The Billy Report: - He didn't run outside! But the mom thinks that's 'acause it was hot then rainy.  He's beein hanging out in the bath tub alot. that's where he goes to cool off

The Nicky Report - He is getting to be a little IMP.  He totally DESTROYED 3 unopened rolls of human litterbox paper.  They was SHREDDED.  The mom was all kinds of grumpy about that.

::whispers to the mom:: does I has to do this?  oh ok, Here is cream of wheat brains with the "I am completely crazy in the head" report:  So the crazy alien next door, who apparently is a female, and that means she eats children, (well, the female alien 'ahind us keeps eating the children that get lured into her house) was loose yesterday.  She must be a criminal or something 'acause she had efurry male alien in the nayboorhood chasing her.  Either that or she was covered in beef gravy or somefing, 'acause they was all drooling all ofur her.  oh and the golden alien 'ahind us was loose again too.  must be they haf learned how to get out of their restraints. 
Back to you mr potato head. 

::SIGH:: Does anyone want to trade for a slightly used crazy meezer?

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today

Friday, August 13, 2010

Nicky Friday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

We gotted this from TK and Squashies, and Sammy and Miles saided that I could do it! It's mine ferst time doing somefing like this:

1. Thank the puppy, kitty or person who gave you the award.


2. Share 7 things about yourself.



3. Pass the award along to 15 bloggers who "you have recently discovered and you think are fantastic!"

Ok, so here are 7 things about me:

1.  I am a blue point siamese
2.  I has a vestibular prollem that has not gotted any better since mine mommy gotted me as a foster baby.  The v-e-t was hoping it would go away, but now the v-e-t is starting to think that maybe I did get kicked in the head by a horse when I escaped mine birth home and ranned into the horse barn. I can't 'amember anyfing. 
3.  I loves to go to the nursing home to visit mine grampie
4.  I loves mine big brofur Billy the mostest.  I love Sammy and Miles too, but the doesn't play wif me as much.
5.  When mine mommy is using the human litterbox I likes to stand on mine back feets and poke her legs wif mine front claws.
6.  When mine mommy gifs herself insulin shots, I used to steal the caps for the insulin pen.  but now she shuts the door and doesn't let me in.
7.  I still want to eat the couch.

I loves efurryone and cannot choose just 15, so I's going to be checking efurryone's blogs to see what you all come up wif!!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Thankful Thursday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I's thankful that mine mommy is patient wif me and lets me get wiggly in the middle of the night when it's snuggle time.  I am learning how to do bedtime snuggles, but I's still really wiggly 'acuase I doesn't like to sleep all the time.  But Miles says that's why she's sleepy when it's wakey time - 'acuase I wakes her up in the middle of the night being wiggly.  But that's when I wants her to talk to me and pet me and stuff.  When it's wakey time there's too much other fings to do - like hunt bottle caps n stuffs.  I loves mine mommy. 

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

THE MOM!!!! HEY!!! THE MOM!!!!! sheesh, what the heck is with you?? Why is you sleeping on the cowch again??? You really need to stay awake when you're home - Sammy is a mess looking out the back door and then running around in circles howling - I think that awful orinch cat from 'ahind us is back on the patio torchuring him again.  Nicky has 'acided he wants to be a tightrope walker and has knockded the cafe curtain off the wall in the kitch-hen.  Billy is plotting his great escape and I NEEDS SOME PETTINGS!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 09, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods Report: eggs and bacon and chick-hen

The What Did Billy to this week to get in trouble:  The mom was successful in keeping him inside this week, but then he wented and stole a whole piece of bacon off her plate and ran around the house with it. (kind of like me and the hamm sammich). 

The Nicky Report - he's learning to settle down at night and he snuggles for about 2.5 seconds

SIGH here's whack-a-doodle with the insane alien report:  Thank you baconbrain.  So, there's a NEW fluffy big golden alien in the neighborhood.  Since he's gold, does that mean that he's the Alien God?  
Back to you chunkbutt.

::SIGH:: Someone please come and take him away and bleach his brain or something .

The Mom Report: she is on pins and needles - she gets her exam results (from June) this week.  She's furry nervous. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Fankful Friday

MILES

Guess what? The mom 'acided to let me haf mine OWN facebook account! YAY!!! Now I can rant all the time and not haf to fight for space on our blog! Sammy feels a little left out of the blog sometimes, but he doesn't want his own facebook account, and the mom says Nicky is too young for his own facebook account, and he wants more time on the blog too, so I will mostly still be doing The Meezer Monday Miles report and some Wednesday Ranting.  But the rest of the days will be for Sammy and Nicky.  So now we is all happy.  You know, for the next 15 minutes or so.  I'm shur that the mom will do something to hiss us off.   

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful that the mom 'amembered to feed us 'afore she felled asleep drooling on the cowch last night. 

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Meh, it's too hot to rant.  Hots, go away, I has stuff to rant about but you make me too slee...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

py.  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Mommy - member this face when I was a little baby kitty? I was sad and spinny and sniffly and scairt? 'amember?
If I could I'd make that face again - I's sorry that I knockded ofur the lamp yesterday.  I didn't mean to.  It scairt me when it went crash!  I's sorry!!!!

Monday, August 02, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today:

The Foods report - bacon! turkey! eggs! FRENCH TOAST!!!!

The What Did Billy do to get in trouble this week report:  well, after the screaming and crying mom, you would think that he would give her a break.  he did - he only ranned out once - and out the back door this time.  stoopid orinch meniss. 

The what did Nicky do to get in trouble this week report:  really not much - except he keeps biting the mom's toes in the middle of the night and waking her up.

ok, well, here we go.  The Alien Report with Wack-a-doodle Sammy. New aliens in the 'hood.  Missing aliens.  the sticky person 'ahind us is gone and some other taller sticky person with the same color hair moved in.  so the alien 'ahind us has more prey.  it's sickening.  as a matter of fact, i think i'll go leave a fur ball in the mom's shoe.  after all, it's her fault we live here.  back to you bacon butt.

oh ewwwwwwwwwwwww. 
that's the meezer monday miles report for today

What I did for mine boredom

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS This is what I did for mine boredom 1.  Pooed on the rug 2.  Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'af...