Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Secret Paws

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

SECRET PAWS!!!!!!!! OH MY CAT SECRET PAWS!!!!!!!!!! IT HAS CHANGED MINE LIFE!!!!!!!

We gotted a pakage from Panda, Padre, Meerkat, Cookie and Caramel, the wonderful Furry Bambinos.  OH MY BAST!!! There was so much inside!!!

I hadded to jump in - there was SOMETHING in there that I WANTED BAD. I hadded to paw through the box



oh LOOKIE - such wonderful toys!!!!
ah, here it is!! MOMMY!!!! LET ME HAF IT!!!!!!!!!!


IT'S MINE!! MINE MINE MINE!! IT'S A NIP CARROT!
I bunny kicked the heck out of it! and slobbered all ofur it so that it was all wet and drooly and no one else wanted to play wif it. 


Sammy finded his favorite toy: NIP NANNER!!!!!


And there was lots of ofur fings too!!!! - including HAM foods!!!!!!!! And stuff for mommy! and a bag (I already eated some of it too!) (the bag - I lovesbags





FANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! we loves all of you Furry Bambinos!!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - beef, ham, french toast

The What did Billy do report: -nothing! he stayed inside.  He is kind of conjested again

The What Did Nicky do report - that boy is NOT RIGHT.  He bit the mom's toes right though all the blankies on the bed. 

The Holiday Report: - it was a good holiday - the foo-ton dude came home for a few days.  we gotted to open our secret paws - pikshurs tomorrow!!!

Well, that about wraps it u...................... HEY!!!! BUTTERBUTT!! I has not done mine report yet!!!!! The mom says you HAS to let me!!!!   ::SIGH:: ok, here is puddinhead with the psycho whackup report:  Thank you gravy thighs - so, the aliens must celebrate the holidays too - it was kind of quiet.  plus I haf discovered that many aliens does not like the cold - some of them haf to wear coats or sweaters outside.  and I seen one wearing BOOTS.  MOL.  They should learn to use litter boxes.
Back to you oh king of the girly hips. 

I DOES NOT HAF GIRLY HIPS. 

::SIGH::

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Friday, December 24, 2010

The Night Before The Meezer's Christmas

Part One is HERE
Part Two is HERE

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a meezer was stirring, uh, not even the nip mouse  ;
The stockings were hung by the TV with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas (without the fuzzypants) soon would be there;
The Meezers and Billy were snug on  their beds
while visions of pawbreakers danced in their heads
The meezers were hiding and waiting to hear
the loud snoring coming from the mommy so dear
When out on the hall there arose such a clatter,
She sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
The past, it flew into her brain like a flash,
causing the mom to mutter, oh holy Bast.
Up out of bed she rose like a beast,
then stepped on poor Nicholas with her big scary feets
There in the hall, were the Meezers three,
and little Billy SweetFeets, giggling with glee,
She knew in a moment there must be a trick.
she flicked on the light and took a look, quick,
She hooted and hollerd and called them by name;
"Now, squishy! Now poosie! now fuzzypants too!
Come on Billy, and Nicky, oh what did you do?
At the end of the hall she looked around
but saw no meezer there on the ground
As dry kibble during a wild whapping fly,
When they meet with a paw slap, then a bunch of high fives!
out from hiding the meezers flew in a flash
with some merps and meeps and meezes and CRASH.
OH NOES, they cried "we better dash"!
Around the dining room they ran in a tizzy
The Meezer 500? Sheesh! we'll get dizzy!
They looked up the stairs and there they did spy
two fleecy feets - oh no, we're gonna die!
Round and round and round they sped
"we better finish and then get to bed!!",
The mom, she looked like a big, fuzzy dummy
Her eyes, they were blood shot, her nose it was runny
Her teeth they were yellow, her cheeks, they were flush
Her big ol mouth, well, what came out would make you blush!
Her beard was as white as the

HOLD ON BILLY, you DO remember what the mom looks like, right?

A popsicle stick, it was stuck in her teeth
sheesh, it's an obsession with them, oh good grief!
She had a big ol fat head and a big ol fat belly,
That shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
She really wasn't jolly, nor was she an elf
but we always laff at her, in spite of our selfs;
The snot from her nose and the sweat on her head
Soon gave us to know we had LOTS to dread;
She turned on the light and blinked her eyes
and saw that the meezers had made a surprise
A TREE! All decorated with ribbons and toys
what a sweet surprise from the four little boys
She gathered them up and went back to bed
and all the meezers danced on her head!!

Merry Chrissymouse Efurryone!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy 1st Gotcha day Nicky

Today is Nicholas FuzzyPants Meezer's 1st gotcha day! Come selly-brate wif us! 

There's lots of foods - shrimps, chick-hen, pig, cow, pate and cheese!!!!





There's also green stuff for the buns and hammies and guinnea piggies

We haf niptinis, meowgaritas, barktinis, and milk


And for dessert, there's ICE CREAM!!!!

Now for the fun stuff - we haf balloons to pop, and a ball pit and a HYOOGE cat tower


and bestest of all PRIMO NIP
Happy Gotcha Day Nicholas - you were gotted 2 days 'afore chrissymouse and named after santy paws, and you haf been a wonderful (if hyper) blessing to all of us.  Efen if we call you an annoying pest we love you anyway

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wating Wednesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Is it tiime for mine gotcha day party yet? no?  ok, i'll go back to sleep then. 

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

We is gonna be good today and let the mom rest - her neck is sore from her bye-op-see yesserday.  And I just finded out that mine Gotcha Day is THURSDAY!!! OH BOY!!!! I has to plan the party!!!!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The Foods report - brisket, chick-hen and bacon! woo hoo!!!

The what did Billy do report: it was too cold to run out so he and Nicky just keeped running around all night.

The what did Nicky do report: see above

The mom report:  the biopsy is this afternoon. we  is purrring hard for her. 

The whacko psyco alien report by mushhead Sammy:  we is hafing a invashun of aliens - holy Bast.  There are lots and lots of new little aliens.  maybe they replicate more or something when it's cold out! it's weird.  they're all ofur the place! it's furry tiresome watching them and making shur that they doesn't eat people. 

Back to you potato hips. 

::SIGH::

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Thankful Thursday

MILES


oh thank BAST that the mom gotted stinky goodness.  Now Sammy can stop fainting every 2 steps and moaning and rolling all over the place. 


ok, well, maybe he didn't do that, but he's shur a prima donna. 

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

SAMMY

I's doing the wednesday rant today 'acause i's the oldest and we haf a terrible 'mergency here!

WE HAF NO STINKY GOODNESS IN THE HOUSE.

it's been snowing and snowing and snowing and the mom has been stuck inside werking and WE RANNED OUT OF STINKY GOODNESS.

um, but we does haf crunchies - but still NO STINKY GOODNESS.

Miles is passed out by the food dishes and Billy and Nicky are curled up in little balls sobbing. 

the mom says "maybe tomorrow i can get out"  -well woman, the shovel is right next to the door - start digging - i unnerstand the mini mart is less than a mile away............

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS (whydoesIhaftowearthe) FUZZYPANTS

Really! why DOES I haf to wear the fuzzypants??  although I DOES like it when mommy scratches me on mine fuzzypants - it makes me purrry.  And mommy does say that they keep her warm when I snuggle her.   Still, why can't i wear fuzzy socks or a scarf or somefing?

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - TURKEY!!!! and BACON!!!!! and BEEF LIVER!!!! no french toast though........

The What Did Billy Do report - Billy didn't do anyfing this week - he was sick so the v-e-t ordered steer-oids for him so now he can pump iron and stuff like that. 

The What did Nicky do report - well, we don't know how but the tree is still standing - even though Nicky wants to be a ornament.

The Mom Report - one week from today our the mom has to haf a bi-op-see and we is nervous.  So we would like some purrrsss for her. 

Here is the alien whackjob psycho report by mashed potato brain Sammy:  -ok, well, there's so much water in the back yard after the 2 feets of snow melted and now it's going to freeze tonight.  I wonder if aliens can ice skate? that would be PAWSOME.  and FUNNY when their legs go in all different directions.  I think I'll make some hot toddies and settle in for the laffs. Back to you buttercream butt.

Hey, make one for me - and save a spot at the slidy door!

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Friday, December 10, 2010

I'm a enigma wrapped in something..... or some such crap

MILES


can you see mine heart?  - I'm loving the mom and sending her evil eyes at the same time.  MOL

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY

I's thankful that our furriends haf not abandon us 'acuase our the mom is useless as a typist and helping us visit our furriends.  We 'pologize that we haf not been able to visit much lately. 

I's also thankful that the voices in mine head are quiet and so are the neighborhood aliens.  must be all the snow - 2 feet this week already. 

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Dear Nicholas FuzzyPants - please stop sleeping on my head.  I don't like smelling your butt all night

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Monday, December 06, 2010

Meezer Monday Miles report

MILES


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for

The foods report: sausage, eggs, turkey, ham - SCORE!!!!

The What Did Billy do report: Billy ranned out in the snow.  and he's SICK and it maded the mom cry. 

The What did Nicky do report: Nicky stuck his clawr into the mom's face while she was sleeping.  it was a aksident but the mom was mad.

The report about me:  I needed the bamalance again this week - I gotted the hick-cups again.  I hate that. 

The psycho-whack-job report: Here's chief whack-job and buckwheat brain Sammy:  thank you butter butt.  So, it's snowing and the aliens are quiet.  Thank Bast.  Now I can concentrate on the other voices.  Apparently I'm the only one who can hear them, so I has to lissen carefully.   Back to you cheeze curd hips. 

he's reallly disturbed. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today.

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Thankful Thursday

SAMMY


I's thankful that the mom doesn't love that little brat meezer more than me and that I still get the best snuggle spot on the bed.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Wednesday Rant (aka Whiney Wednesday)

MILES

Hey lady - if you call me fatbutt one more time, I'm going to sit on your face while you sleep.

Also, we haf been through this 'afore - leave mine eye boogers ALONE. 

Lastly, last night I counted and Billy gotted more bites of pork chop than me. This is very very wrong.

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

NICHOLAS DJPANTS