Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - ok it was a BAD BAD week in the foods department. What self 'spketing kitty would eat oatmeal, cream of buckwheat, or toast. I did get some ice cream though. But still, this coming week better be better.
The What Did Billy do report: he jumped into the bathtub to play tub hockey, but there was water in there. it was up to his knees (therefore halfway up his belleh too MOL).
The What did Nicky do report: He kept running into the dungeon when the mom was putting stuff down there.
The Grammie's Kitty report - Angel has a bladder infekshun and then he wouldn't poop. But he gotted some medicines and he's doing better - fank you all for the purrss.
Here is the alien report by mushroom head Sammy: thank you mr potato lips. So, it's been quieter around here the aliens must be busy inside cooking and eating their people or something. I've seen much fewer people outside since it gotted cold. I think that come spring there are going to be mainly aliens around here. And then they will lure more people here and then fatten them up with barbecue all summer and then cook and eat them next winter. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's too frightening. back to you butterbutt.
::SIGH:: oh poor Sammy. He's out of his brain medikshun I think. I think the mom has to get him some more. Or maybe I can find a big mallet or something.
That is the meezer monday Miles report for today.
Pee Ess: Sammy here, don't let Miles fool you - HE has to take the brain medikshun - I'M not the one who spins in circles and then tries to eat the rug. I'm just sayin.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...