Monday, January 10, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report


Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - ok it was a BAD BAD week in the foods department.  What self 'spketing kitty would eat oatmeal, cream of buckwheat, or toast.  I did get some ice cream though.  But still, this coming week better be better. 

The What Did Billy do report: he jumped into the bathtub to play tub hockey, but there was water in there.  it was up to his knees (therefore halfway up his belleh too MOL). 

The What did Nicky do report: He kept running into the dungeon when the mom was putting stuff down there. 

The Grammie's Kitty report - Angel has a bladder infekshun and then he wouldn't poop.  But he gotted some medicines and he's doing better - fank you all for the purrss. 

Here is the alien report by mushroom head Sammy:   thank you mr potato lips.  So, it's been quieter around here  the aliens must be busy inside cooking and eating their people or something.  I've seen much fewer people outside since it gotted cold.  I think that come spring there are going to be mainly aliens around here.  And then they will lure more people here and then fatten them up with barbecue all summer and then cook and eat them next winter.  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  it's too frightening.  back  to you butterbutt. 

::SIGH:: oh poor Sammy.  He's out of his brain medikshun I think. I think the mom has to get him some more.  Or maybe I can find a big mallet or something. 

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today. 

Pee Ess: Sammy here, don't let Miles fool you - HE has to take the brain medikshun - I'M not the one who spins in circles and then tries to eat the rug.  I'm just sayin.


Sweet Praline said...

Sounds like an interesting weekend.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Aliens are so furry khlever!

Woo khats khould learn a lot from them!


Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

There's never a dull moment at Casa de Meezer is there?? That's ok - we LOVE reading the Monday Morning Reports & your other adventures!!

Have a great day!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

Katnip Lounge said...

Oatmeal is ICKY!?! I never got the memo.
Crapitty crap crap crap.

~~The Baby

Angus Mhor said...

Fella's, I'm thinkin' ya'll need to get out more, or something'. Probably the somethin', 'cause iffen you were to get out your the mom would be driven plumb crazy and we can't be havin' that. So, maybe nip for all! And, BTW, I heard the aliens are thinkin' of settin' up a possum farm. If you see possums walkin' 'long your fence line, you'll know what's happenin'.

I'm just sayin'.

Benny and Lily said...

creme of buckwheat please
Benny & Lily

A few Good Cats said...

Sammy, Miles, gentlemen, please! This behavior is most unseemly. Please try to make your behavior more seemly.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ichiro does that in the tub too...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're going to pretend we don't know any of your secrets and that you're all .... uh .... um ... you know - sane.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

What's wif all da wheats and oats and bread stuff. Da only way bread should be eaten is as french toast, with butter and syrup...sheesh, yoo guys must be nothing but skin and bones by now! We think maybe Sadie needs some brane medikashun, she keeps turning on da heaty pad on da bed and den going off to sleep on da back of da couch...unless da heat spreads to da liffing room we fink she is crazy.

Ayla and Iza, said...

We are at a loss to respond. As usual. You guys crack us up!!!

Ice cream sound good. We've never had anny cuz TBT doesn't eat that stuff. But oatmeal an toast doesnt.

Um, yeah, its a good idea to look in the bathtub before ya jump in. We do play in there, but we do also LOOK first (we learned the hard way that sometimes there is actually REAL WATER in there rarely)...

Better luck next week!

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chezcat1970 said...

You guys just crack us up! We're not too sure about oatmeal or cream of buckwheat either!

Kea said...

It's always an interesting weekend with you guys!

BTW, even our mom says yuck to cream of buckwheat. Oatmeal and toast are passable. :-P

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Hehe yoo is funny Miles. Wanna come play? I got a slidey blanky on the bed and it is funs!
Purrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

The Paw Relations said...

Those foods were dire. You should complain!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Does oatmeal come in different flavours like mousemeal?

Meowers from Missouri said...

we is glad that angel is doin' better!!! sam's feelin' that the aliens are eatin' humans is scairty--please keep billy inside fershure. we're afurraid they might think cats are better (tastin') than humans!

an' you should giff the buckwheats more consideration--our mom eats it wif butter an' cream an' sugar--three of the basic food groups!! it's really furry yummy, but don't try to snipe any right away after yer mom puts the bowl onna table--you'll burn yer tongue!! (ask iggy;-)

fanks fur anofur MMMR that makes us feel like maybe we just might be sane;-D))

TK and Squashies said...

We are so glad to hear that Angel is doing better!
We had a very fun time at the carnival yesterday, thanks for the fun!

Brian said...

I don't know how you manage to keep it all straight, great report!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy, you gotta learn to check for water first!! Then you can pretend Flyers vs Penguins in the tub!

Nicky: good helper!!
Glad Angel is doing better. Those bladder infections hurt!!
Sammy we hope you write a book someday about your alien observations!

Eric and Flynn said...

We don't know what oatmeal or buckwheat is, is it like porridge oats cuz I like that. Toast is yummy with lots of melted butter on it.

Max said...

AHHHHHAHAHAHAhahahahaha! I wish there was video of Billy jumpin in the tub!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

People have a tendency to slack off after the holidays when it comes to food. Yo have ti supervise more closely!


caspersmom said...

Hi Miles, great report. Don't know much about oatmeal and buckwheat but Mom gives me licks of ice cream when she has vanilla. Maybe Billy has been seeing to much of Faith Boo jumping in the tub with water in it.??


ABBY said...

Yoo guys half such grate fun!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adorin tiny tuxie princess

Derby, Ducky said...

Are you guys on Prozac?

The Island Cats said...

Well, at least you got some ice cream...that musta been pretty good.

Harry Spotter said...

Thanks for the report, you sure live an interesting life.

The Devil Dog said...

My goodness, that was a much more exciting weekend than the one we had. Keep away from the tub, Billy and the aliens, Sammy.


Stahp it woman!