Monday, January 17, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well it started out to be a really suky foods weekened.  just eggs and cereal.  i will eat eggs but they're better coating a lovely piece of bred and being fried in butter.  and then it happened -while the mom was making her dinner i sawed a small piece of bred being cut and the carton of liquid eggs come out and some milk and then the butter and then a little while after that i gotted mine own piece of french toast!!!! wif SYRUP.  oh, and i hadded HAMMMMMMMMMM too!!!

The Billy report: not much to report  he's been good lately.  that will change soon i's shur

The Nicky report: yep, still a spazzmo. 

The Whackjob report - here's squashbrain Sammy    well, a few nights ago our doorbell ringed and it was someone from the humane society coming around to see if we hadded any aliens, 'acuase our awful child and animal hating naybor across the street called them to report that there were "dozens" of aliens running around hollering all day an night.  And there's NOT.  They're all on leashes and none of them is allowed to run loose.  He's a mean mean man and wants all the aliens hauled off to the shelter.  And it's not a no-kill shelter - so you can guess what he wants to happen to them all.  I tried to send out mind signals to the 'ho alien on the other side of the wall to tell her to tell all the other aliens to catch him and eat him.  I hopes it werks.........

back to you fluffbutt. 

::SIGH::  but i hope it does werk Sammy.  The mom is about ready to do very bad things to him. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

19 comments:

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

This is gonna wipe you guys out...

We had bread cubes tossed in egg and stuff, fried like french toast and mixed with shaved HAM last week!!!

An TBT says he may try it with Shrimps! Bast...

And thanks so much fer comin to our Gotcha Day party. You helped make it a wunnerful day...

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Yeah--better the aliens beam him up and take care of him than your Mum getting in trouble. I'll send a note to the Borg... Oh if you sing show tunes to him backwards will that make him Borg?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Did yoor mom inform da aminal police dat da naybor is an idjit? Maybe he needs a flaming bag of dog...er, alien poop on his porch. No don't do dat, dat would just make him effun dumber. We wish dey could arrest beans just fur being dumb and mean.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Mean people are worse than noisy aliens. The humane man should have taken the mean naybor away and put him in the shelter.
Good news on the food front.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Hurray for the French toast! But rather worrying about the mean neighbour. Can't you arrange a permanent abduction?

Purrs,
The Chans

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Stopping in to make sure that you made it home safely from my birthday party. And I see that you are home and in full force to find things to get into. Thank you so much for coming it was so nice to spend the day with you. I hope you had a good time.

Meowers from Missouri said...

miles, we gots bacons this weekend--we knew it was a shoe-in when we saw her watchin' a program on resterants that only make stuff wif bacons!! she HADDA get up an' go make some ;-)

sammy, if your the mom is gonna do naughty things to that twerp, we wanna chance to help!!! beans like yer so-called nayber needs a good whuppin'. an' poopin'. an' whuteverin'.

good mancat, billy! giffin' yer mom-lady-person a rest is a GOOD thing! ::nuzzle::

nicky, we fink you an' igmu haff been teleportin' somewhere an' teachin' each ofur spazzmo stuff--he has been on a tear lately an' is beatin' the tar outta nitro an' me efurry time we turn around! i will sumo you if you don't quit it!!

yer frend, ed.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

The foods report does sound yummy!!!

That awful man better watch out for your Mommy and OUR Mommy wants to come and help her!

Katnip Lounge said...

We gots hammmmm this weekend too!

Mean people suck and we are hoping Karma hits 'em real soon.

Pip said...

We is so sad fur the aliens. We knows that man will git what is coming to him! Bad stuff comes back- x3!
We is so glad you gets to has your French Toast, Miles.

Anonymous said...

We're jealous about the french toast, but glad that you got your own piece!

Our mama says she'll come over and help your mama with that mean neighbor; she's already rolling up her sleeves!

Two French Bulldogs said...

hope the alien comes and brings all those complaining people to another world
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

The Island Cats said...

Your own french toast?? Miles, you sure are spoiled!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Well, we will send those very same mental images out so that mean person can get eated!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh we don't udderstands mean beans.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet handsome floofy cocoapuff meezerman

from you adorin tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Just Ducky said...

Mum did french toast too, but she almost burned it! We got a little taste of it, but it was overcooked for us.

Sweet Purrfections said...

I think maybe the aliens are better than that mean human!

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Dear Mr. Miles
we are sorry you have a bad neighbor.
Perhaps you can send a gift --- a small bag of "chocolate" chip cookies??
Us two guys here at our house, we do not have any bad guys around, but mom has been kind of lazy and bizzie...

bonkbonk

Forty Paws said...

Oh yeah! Fry that nasty man in butter in a frying pan and put him out for the nasty aliens!

Luf, Us

Good bye my sweet Nicky

 Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky.  You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet.  I love you to the moon...