Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - well it started out to be a really suky foods weekened. just eggs and cereal. i will eat eggs but they're better coating a lovely piece of bred and being fried in butter. and then it happened -while the mom was making her dinner i sawed a small piece of bred being cut and the carton of liquid eggs come out and some milk and then the butter and then a little while after that i gotted mine own piece of french toast!!!! wif SYRUP. oh, and i hadded HAMMMMMMMMMM too!!!
The Billy report: not much to report he's been good lately. that will change soon i's shur
The Nicky report: yep, still a spazzmo.
The Whackjob report - here's squashbrain Sammy well, a few nights ago our doorbell ringed and it was someone from the humane society coming around to see if we hadded any aliens, 'acuase our awful child and animal hating naybor across the street called them to report that there were "dozens" of aliens running around hollering all day an night. And there's NOT. They're all on leashes and none of them is allowed to run loose. He's a mean mean man and wants all the aliens hauled off to the shelter. And it's not a no-kill shelter - so you can guess what he wants to happen to them all. I tried to send out mind signals to the 'ho alien on the other side of the wall to tell her to tell all the other aliens to catch him and eat him. I hopes it werks.........
back to you fluffbutt.
::SIGH:: but i hope it does werk Sammy. The mom is about ready to do very bad things to him.
That is the meezer monday miles report for today