Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Thankless Thursday

SAMMY

Well, I was hoping to haf some pikshurs of mine Daytona 500 crew and praktice, but, well the crew was a little crazy they would not stand still - or put on their fire suits, or change mine tires.  I has to find out who put out the huge bowl of nip.  It was prolly that ebil Tony.........er........ Dale............. er Jeff......... er....................Jimmy..............er............... aw heck, they're ALL scairt of me.  They knows I has TALENT!!! (and a lead foot!!).

22 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Yes, Sammy, you are very talented! Too bad about the photos.

Benny and Lily said...

Wow, what a busy crew
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are very talented Sammy. I am certain you strike fear in the hears of the humans... and if you don't, you know Tony will...

Alexi said...

You probably mean a lead _paw_!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Sammy, we are very sorry that the evil Racer X drugged yer pits crew! Now THEY are the pits. An we bet their pits STINK (an we dont mean like olive pits). Well, we mean that Olive's pits probly stink too, but that is neither here nor there nor annywhere an we suspect a bear who doesnt care about where the air (in yer tires).

Speaking of bears, do you remember?:

While walking all around or lying in the squares, be careful not to step on the bears.

There's bears in the stairs and sometimes the bears are very difficult to get along with.

Chorus - Bears everywhere, look out, look out, they don't care who they scare.

There's bears in the gutter so be careful not to utter a sound that might disturb.

There's something about yelling makes a bear get compelling to wanna take your leg and bite it.

Chorus

When you're swimming in your pool try not to lose your cool and get drowned by a water bear.

In the mountains, in the cities, even out a Pismo Beach, you're never out of reach from a bear.

Chorus

Hey, ssssshh, there's a bear! Wow!

Eric and Flynn said...

Umm... we think Ayla Iza and Marley must have had double helpings of nip. We want some!!!!

chezcat1970 said...

Some evil person nipped out your crew? That's terrible! We hope today goes better!

Millie said...

I know you can drive very fast, Sammy. I have been there. I am sorry you did not get photos.

Furkidsmom said...

Yes, we've experienced your lead foot in the weinermobile!! We hope your crew gets sobered up!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sammy, you are an excellant driver!!! Wow, someone drugged your crew? Geeze, that is awful. My catSSSSS want to know if there is any extra nip left?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip...sorry Sammy, we will try to behave better.

The Island Cats said...

Varrroooommmm!!!

ABBY said...

Oh Sammy i knows yoo is an eggscent driver!
Zoom zoom zoom.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
purrin
xoxox
Abby

Pierro said...

the 4 of you are always up to something exciting. Miles and I can't keep up!

have a bonkful week-end, jam-packed full of wrestling

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Why, that's sabotage!
You win by default!!!!!

Pierro said...

meow out loud

bonkbonkbonkbonkbonk

Meowers from Missouri said...

we wanna see you cross that finnish line wif alla the ofur drivers eatin' yer dust!! c'mon, sammy--you kin do it!! we know you kin!! sammy! sammy! sammy!!!!

Noll's Nip said...

They fears you! They are wimps!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We were hoping to read your purr-fur-mance review this year but your dad and mom's health come first. We hope they are both doing well.

Ariel said...

Nipped crew that's evil.Don't worry Sammy your still the best :)

Derby, Ducky said...

Sammy, so far you have avoided all the wrecks. Way to go.

The Furry Bambinos said...

Panda Bear says ... Burp!! Sorry, dood, I just couldn't help myself!

Mom once saw a car with the license plate "PB FOOT1". Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! But why would they advertise that to the poe-leese?

Panda Bear promises to do better next time.

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS