Friday, April 01, 2011

Finally Friday

SAMMY

For Sale: one slightly used female adult human bean.  Pretty much useless.  Snorks and drools when she sleeps.  Sleeps too many hours a day.  Forgets to buy kitteh foods. Gets far too hot when 4 cats are sleeping on her. Useful only for pettings and brushings.  Has dragon breaf.


Wanted:  One less used female adult human bean.  Not forgetful.  No snorking or drooling.  Has the ability to read blogs for hours on end AND write witty comments.  Also hs the ability to write spektakurlarly funny or poi-gn-ant posts.  Never gets too hot.  Always brushes her teefs 'afore playing kissy face.

Applications being taken in the comments sekshun.

Which we prolly will not get to read 'acause someone will come home from "werk" and start snorking and drooling on herself when she falls asleep on the cowch.












April Fools Mommy!

29 comments:

ggwg said...

ummm... we'll take whoever comes in 2nd place, fellas. our Momma has almost no time to blog anymore and usually goes to be around 6:30... just we we want to play play play!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sammy, you gave us a shock. We're so glad you weren't serious.

ggwg said...

bed... not be. add useless typist to Momma's list.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Want to try a swap?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Katnip Lounge said...

gud luk!

Kat's Kats said...

Knives says, "Okay, I'll send you... uhoh!! Mom's coming back into the room... gotta run!"

Derby, Ducky said...

Phew, we were worried!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Good thing dat was just a joke, yoo do know dat none of our slaves, er, moms is really good at dis bloggy stuff. Dey is all lazy droolers!

Benny and Lily said...

Those human beans are hard to fine.
Love and peas,
Benny & Lily

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Um now that's a good April Fools! Although--would you take the Male?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We're keeping ours. She is NOT for sale!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

You should put her on eBay!

chezcat1970 said...

If you find one of those, could you clone her and sell one to us?

A few Good Cats said...

We were a little bit fooled until you said she sleeps too much. As cats, we understand the importance of well-placed naps.

Kea said...

You sure wouldn't want our mom...She snores like you wouldn't believe. Who can sleep with her in the room??? Sometimes keeping what you already have is better!

-Fuzzy Tales

Marg said...

MOL, now that was very funny. Glad you weren't serious though. We have all the same problems with our human except she doesn't drool but she does other smelly things. Sounds like you need to stick with what you got. Take care.

Forty Paws said...

Oh wow. It's a good thing that today is April 1st.

Luf, Us

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh rats sammy, i was going to apply! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxxo

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

A great April Fools joke on your mommy!!
Did she fall for it?

abigailemily said...

Good thing you're foolin' because my mommy is not for sale.

Max said...

Heh

Junior and Orion said...

You guys know you love her!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

We think its good that was an April Foolie! Otherwise, ya might not have seen anny HAM fer a long time...

The Devil Dog said...

You really had me going for a minute. I thought you really did want to trade your mom in.

You guys...

Roxy

ABBY said...

April Fool's!
We know ya'll would nefur let go of yur grate Mom!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezer man
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Crew said...

Hmmm...if you hire the best applicant, we'd like to interview your rejects. Our Mom is getting downright pathetic when it comes to our blog!!

Ariel said...

"Darn" I so wanted to trade :)

The Island Cats said...

Haha! That's a good joke you played on your mom!! (but we think you were a little bit serious!)

Parker said...

Sounds like a Mommy that I know...
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