Thursday, April 21, 2011

It went something like this....

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

"hey Nicky, why don't you climb up to the top of that bookcase in the hallway upstairs?" he said

"um, mommy doesn't like it when I do that" I said

"she won't have to know, besides you like being up on high places" he said

"oh, ok, if you think it will be ok I will do it" I said

"trust me, it's ok" he said

So when I gotted up there he said "see that little cat figurine thing? yeah, that one.  Toss it down here, I'll catch it" he said 

"why?" I said

"I want to look at it, it's a little meezer figurine and I want to look at it up close.  Don't werry, I'll catch it" he said

"are you shur?" I said

"yes! I's shur!" he said

"well ok, I said" 

::push push push:: - "here it comes" I said

::CRASH SHATTER BREAK:: it went

"Hey! I said.  I thought you were going to catch it!"

"uh, HELLO? Where are you????"

"SAMMY!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU SAID YOU WOULD CATCH IT!!"

"NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS" She hollered.  "GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU LITTLE MONSTER!" She hollered!  "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" she hollered again!! 
"No more being up high for you mister!" she said.  "You're GROWNDED!" She said. 

"SAMMY??????? SAMMY????????? SAMMY???????" I hollered

::yawn stretch: "oh hey Nicky, what's up? oh Dude, you're in trubble now! look what you did" he said.  

"I's so mad at you Sammy" I said "you said you would catch it!" I said

"what are you talking about? I was sleeping downstairs! The mom even saw me there when that thing crashed!" he said

Great. Now I's grownded and I's mad at Sammy. 

29 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

my little sammy pie would never do that nicky! don't tell stories on him... (mol)

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxox

The Devil Dog said...

Haven't you learned yet, never to trust that brother of yours?

Poor Nicholas.

Roxy

Ariel said...

Hmmm... the same thing happened this morning to mom's angel figurine.I tried to blame it on a ghost as I'm an only cat.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh, dear. Oh, dearie, dear. THAT is why the Royal Doulton is in the cabinet behind glass in a room (mostly) unavailable to kitties.
Poor Nicky!
Toby, Cupcake and Kate
P.S. Never trust an older sibling!!

Furkidsmom said...

Oh no! You need to stop listening to Sammy!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Meowers from Missouri said...

"trust me". heh. famous last words frum an older brofur;-)

Daniela said...

Never trust anyone who says "trust me". that is never good, I know.

xoxo
Homer

Random Felines said...

Yep - those brothers are not to be trusted. Next time just don't listen - no matter what he says.

barb @iPhoneographi said...

ummm... Nicky? Sugah Boogah? I think your pants might be getting a little bit fuzzier every day, honey.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that someone (perhaps an alien) is impersonating Sammy's voice telling you to do naughty things to create havoc in your house. I think all aliens need to be destroyed...

Pierro said...

Uh oh. Sammy, you are shameless! lol
Nicky, I am sorry you have been tricked.

bonks and bronks to all of you.

Benny and Lily said...

Fuzzy pants is a little diablo. Hilarious!!
Benny & Lily

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

OK, here's the deal. We're sending a first class ticket over and you're magic-carpetting it over to our place to live, Nicky!

Purrs,
The Chans

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Nicky that was a nasty thing for Sammy to do. And you really shouldn't do up high because your are so tilty we worry you might lose your balance and fall on your head.

Junior and Orion said...

We are sure sorry that Sammy got you into trouble Nicky! We bet that one day you will find a way to pay him back! ;)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Neffur, neffur effur lissen to a brofur or sisfur! Do not trust dem when dey say "trust me" 'cuz dey is always gonna get yoo in trubbel. Wether dey mean to or not!

ABBY said...

Oh noes
Sammy you wouldn't do dat to Little Nicky now wood yoo?

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floof cocoa puff meezerman

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
(who has to go to the Vet because of a bad eye)

purrs
Abby

Athena said...

I's so sorry you gotted into trouble! No fair. You can't trust that Sammy I guess!

William said...

Poor kidlet. I hate to tell you, but sometimes brothers will trick you into doing stuff.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

And fur the 87,000th time:

WHY
DOES
SHE
BOTHER
WITH
KHATS????

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Derby, Ducky said...

Oh dears, Sammy played a trick on you, and not a nice one. Next time Nicky dude, don't listen to him.

chezcat1970 said...

Poor Nicky! That was mean of Sammy!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Uh oh.She sounds like Mommy. Well Nicky she won't grownd you furever. Maybee.

Miles, Can I come to yore house this weekend? They is going to put smelly paint on tha bathroom. YUK! I will bring crunchies and rattly mousies and a snuggle.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Aw, Nicky, you should know better than to trust your brothers by now. They like to play tricks on you. Or are you hearing voices?

Jacqueline said...

We have no doubt you are all innocent of any wrong doing=we blame the aliens :)...Happy Easter weekend, sweet, handsome friends...kisses x3...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Oh you GOT to get Sammy back for that!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Thank you so much for your love and concern during Tristan's illness and blindness. We really apurrciate you, furriends:)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

MOL! I lubz it wen things go crash!

Hoopy Easter, efurrybuddy!

Ariel said...

Just stopping by to wish you a very Happy Easter filled with love and blessings.

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