Monday, April 04, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  chick-hen and ham.  it was a fair week but it could haf been better OH, wait, I did haf some of the mom ribs. So that's good. 

The What Did Billy Do report - he will NEFUR learn.  He ranned out and ranned into the road.  The mom freaked and he laffed  and laffed

The What Did Nicky Do report- SPAZZZZZZ.  The mom cleaned and he wented 'ahind her trashing. 

The Mom report - The mom FINALLY taked down the chrissymouse lights.  oh, she says it's 'acause they has been frozen on the gutter, we says it's 'acuase she's lazy. 

Here's cottage cheese brain wif the latest installment of the crazy report:   I's NOT crazy Miles, but YOU IS fat.  So, the aliens across the street excaped on Sunday and was running crazy all ofur the nayborhood.  I think they ated their humans and were looking for more.  They was loud and they camed right up to mine slidy door.  I think they was trying to eat ME.  AHHHHHHH. 

Back to you creampuffthighs. 

Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

23 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh sammy don't let them get you honey pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Benny and Lily said...

oh my word! Momm must have been saying bad words
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You guys live exciting lives. Always something going on there. But sometimes we feel a twinge of sympathy for your mom.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well I am glad things are going well in general...

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh noes! I hope you have really strong doors!

We always enjoy reading your reports! Nose taps!

Sweet Praline said...

Watch out for the aliens, especially when they come right up to your door!

caspersmom said...

That was some report. Sounds like you don't have a boring life with all that's going on. It was so sad about Shell, but she had love in the end and didn't have to die alone. Everyone sure was purring and praying for her. So were we.

Casper

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Mmmm chickhen...

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Mmmm chickhen...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Holy carp, da aliens came right up to yoor glass door? We woulda pooped ourselfs. Speeking of pooping ourselfs, Billy, stop scaring mommy and us like dat. It.is.not.funny!

chezcat1970 said...

Maybe you should attach Billy to a bungee cord so that when he runs out he'll get boinged back inside?

Furkidsmom said...

Chick-hen and ham....good noms!! We sure wish Billy would stop doing that, your poor Mom.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Katnip Lounge said...

You ate your Mom's ribs?!?

The Devil Dog said...

There is a string of Christmas lights still on the fence that mom hasn't taken down yet because (she says) the snow was there and she couldn't reach. The snow melted over a week ago and they're still there.

I rest my case.

Roxy

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Yoo is not fat. Yoo is handsum and buff. I knows. It gonna be hot here today and that make Mommy cranky. Can I come bisit wif yoo? I will bring rattly mousies.
Purrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

ABBY said...

Miles a furry good Monday reeeport!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

fivecats said...

Ooooo ... ribs! They must've have been delicious with all that BBQ sauce.

Your mom should have kept the lights up since she'll be hanging them again when it's snowing and all. That's why we keep ours up year 'round. Also, it keeps the crazy people and aliens away because they think you're crazy keeping your Christmas lights hung year 'round.

Marg said...

Goodness how scary to run out into the road. Glad no one flattened him. Sounds like the food has been good around there. We might just have to teleport over there. Take care and have a super day.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy!
Never ever run into the road again!
A car could have hit you...or...the aliens might have abducted you!

abigailemily said...

I think you right about why your human didn't take down the Christmas lights. Humans.....

The Island Cats said...

Billy! Stop running in the road and giving your mom a heart attack!!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Sounds like a normal time at your place Miles :)
We are a bit scared that aliens got that close to your home though!!!
Tell Sammy to be careful!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Ariel said...

Sammy I too have a alien.I stare at him from my kitchen window.I tried to zap him with my lazer eyes but we're to high up.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS