Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report- chick-hen and ham. it was a fair week but it could haf been better OH, wait, I did haf some of the mom ribs. So that's good.
The What Did Billy Do report - he will NEFUR learn. He ranned out and ranned into the road. The mom freaked and he laffed and laffed
The What Did Nicky Do report- SPAZZZZZZ. The mom cleaned and he wented 'ahind her trashing.
The Mom report - The mom FINALLY taked down the chrissymouse lights. oh, she says it's 'acause they has been frozen on the gutter, we says it's 'acuase she's lazy.
Here's cottage cheese brain wif the latest installment of the crazy report: I's NOT crazy Miles, but YOU IS fat. So, the aliens across the street excaped on Sunday and was running crazy all ofur the nayborhood. I think they ated their humans and were looking for more. They was loud and they camed right up to mine slidy door. I think they was trying to eat ME. AHHHHHHH.
Back to you creampuffthighs.
Well, that is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...