Monday, April 11, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - turkey, chick-hen and pancakes! not bad. 

The What Did Billy do report: - yeah, it was warm out so guess? yeah, THAT.  Except he didn't go in the road.  but he DID try and go in our naybors house and her kitty Leema smacked Billy in the head.  bwahahahaha

That What Did Nicky do report - again, does the word SPAZZMO mean anything to you? (Nicky: um, NO.)

Here wif the insane report is the head of the department of meezer insanity - Dr Cottage Cheese brains:   well things haf really picked up this week - there are MORE aliens in the nayborhood- baby aliens.  It must be baby alien season.  I doesn't unnerstand why they drop off baby aliens and don't take the older ones away.  Plus, they was all hollering for the mother ship or hollering at each ofur or hollering at the people they are going to eat.  i'm not shur.  at least none of them came up to mine slidy door this week.  back to you chairman of cranky pants. 

I's NOT cranky Sammy, I's just a little perturbed.  I's perturbed 'acause the mom has been slacking in the petting department.  AND she's been saying that me and the orinch meniss are ::gasp:: FAT and we needs to go on a diet.  HE'S overweight.  I'S under tall.  She says that I has to "cut back" on the people foods.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  She think I's cranky NOW, just wait! I may send one of Sammy's aliens ofur here to eat her.

That is the meezer monday Miles report for today

25 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

well miles i think if you can's have any people foods then the mom can't have any kitty foods, right? that'll stop her in her tracks!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxooxoxoxox

Cheysuli and gemini said...

How can the orange meniss sit still long enough to get fat?! Amazing. Meezers, of course, never get fat.

Benny and Lily said...

mommas are slackers
Benny & Lily

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh the horror, the horror...diet is a four letter word and 2/3 of it is die! Dat sed, mom thinks maybe Speedy needs one too. He's 4 pounds over weight.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Do woo evFUR do anything BUT whine?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I MUST have a chat with those aliens!

Sweet Praline said...

I sometimes feel sorry for your mom!

Max said...

Ha ha ha Billy got hit by a girl...

Furkidsmom said...

She actually SAID the "F" word and the "D" word? We would be cranky too!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Miles honey? Can I borrow that undertall excuse? Thanks. You're the best.

Meowers from Missouri said...

miles, our mom sez, "you are certainly NOT fat; us 'undertall' folks are continually misunderstood in this way". but orinch menisses, on the ofur paw, move so fast they can suck in twice the number of calories that any ofur cat can (by stealin' foods outta the ofur cats' dishes right unner their noses), an' hence may get a li'l . . . uhhhh, tubby.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Psssst, Miles... I have been hearing similar comments from #1... Maybe we should run away together...

Purrs,
Sei-Chan

Forty Paws said...

Wow! It is 78F on your weather report right now! That is the warmest we have seen for like, ever on your blog!

That fat thing won't cut it will it?

Luf, Us

Junior and Orion said...

Sammy and Billy-we feel your pain! We did purrty good and have lost our weights though. However, Meowm hasn't given us as much food back. Something about keep the weight off. Hmphf! She should be more worried about herslef losing and keeping weight off than us!

Ariel said...

I hate the D word.When mom calls me fat I bite her ankle.

ABBY said...

Uh oh Miles...we hope the 'd' word isn't in your future.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman

from you adoring tiny tuxie princess

purrin
xoxox
Abby

Daisy said...

Did you say d-i-e-t?!?! OH NOES!!!!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

You got Ye Olde Smackypaw huh Billy?!!

Jacqueline said...

We always enjoy your Monday reports, silly boys...Sorry to hear about the diet, Miles and Billy=that's no fun...Happy week ahead, handsome friends...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Derby, Ducky said...

Diet? Oh noes.

Tillie and Georgia said...

Miles, doesn't your Mom know that diet is a 4 letter word??????
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Hannah and Lucy said...

You don't need to go on a diet - it's the others who are under weight!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Admiral Hestorb said...

DIET!? That is NOT fait at ALL! Tell her no! (and hide a stash in your room or under your bankie so she won't be able to have the last word!)

Admiral Hestorb said...

FAIR, not FAIT...mommy made a typo.

Frostin said...

Bob says if you click to edit the post and then click options at the bottom, you can change the date so it shows up on the correct day. You can move this one to Wednesday too.

Frostin said...

Sorry meant to post last comment to the Nicky Tuesday post.

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