Monday, April 25, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report

The Foods report - LAMB!!! HAM!!!!! EGGS!!!!!!!

The What did Billy do report - he was good this week!

The What did Nicky do tihis week report: Well you all know about his tossing a meezer nick-nack off the bookshelf - but to get up there he could not JUMP so he hadded to CLIMB up the shelfs and he knockded eurryfing ofur on the shelfs too.  He was grownded (from being up high) and he has not goned back up there.  I's shur that won't last long.  'acuase he's a spazmo

The crackpot report with the head cracked pot head.  Uh, miles, you're weerd.  and you're fat.  Oh, I mean "undertall".  If you were about 3 feet tall you would be the perfekt weight. 
So, the aliens were going NUTS all last week.  I swore that the mothership was going to land in our back yard a couple of times.  But it didn't (uh, creamcheese head, it was the moon.  sheesh).  whatefur chickenpotpiehips.  Something has to happen soon because they're all going crazy!!!

Back to you oatmealbutt. 

::SIGH:: I think when you hadded your sneezing fit the other day your brains came out!

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

15 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Pretty tame weekend, eh?

Roy said...

Definitely sounds a mite tame to me.

A few Good Cats said...

That was pretty good news about the food right up front. We hope the humans gave you your share of everything, especially the ham.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow... quiet weekend. I'm jealous of the lamb...

Raymond and Busby said...

Our Moms had lamb and we had NONE! Happy belated Easter!

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Easter..sounds appetizing!
Benny & Lily

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, nobody really did anything but eat good stuff? Sounds good to us. Oh, Sammy, da woofies, er, aliens are going a little bit crazy here too. Mom sez it's da nice weather but we're purrty sure dat effury time dey bark it starts da jello in der heads to jiggling and it takes a looooong time fur it to stop.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Apart from your nomming did you just stay in bed - wasn't there any naughty things we need to be told about?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

The Island Cats said...

Well, at least Billy was good this weekend!

chezcat1970 said...

Dang, you guys have some boring weekends! ;)

Meowers from Missouri said...

lam? what is lam? izzit like ham, only l-ish?

it was nice of you to let yer mom rest a bit this weekend by not rioting through the house, although the riot-bug spread through our house all night on caturday an' most of sunday. igmu's tail was on fire, an' no amount of tearing around could put it out--not even heaving boots worked!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Tha ham wuz good.
Miles I is sad Sweet Praline hadta go to tha Bridge today. Will yoo come ofur and hold my paw? Sammy and Nicky and Billy can come play wif Pepi the sisfurs if they wants. Pepi sayd pleez come.
Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Goodness gracious what a weekend!
Our mom made turkey, oldest boy came over so we got pettings and THE FLYERS WON! mom was jumping up & down doing her happy dance. Not a great sight to see but she was happy so we'll give it to her.

Derby, Ducky said...

Easter eggs?

Athena said...

wow what a weekend!!

Meezer Monday

MILES Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care.  She doesn't feed me good food...