Monday, May 23, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report - Speshul Edishun

MILES

It's a speshul day! Today is MommyML's purrfday!!!! Happy Purrfday MommmyML - we loves you!!!!!


The Foods Report:  ham and ribs.  I didn't get to taste the chick-hen wings 'acuase "flames will shoot out of your butt and I'm not a qualified fireman so I cannot put them out when it happens".  Whatefur The Mom! You're LAME

The What Did Billy Do report: yep, he ranned outside, then got his paws muddy and ranned back inside

That what did Nicky Do Report:  I just haf two werds  SPAZZ  MO.  He NEFUR STOPS destroying stuffs!!!

Here is a speshul report from our psycho alien correspondent cream cheese brain:   OH MY BAST.  THE MOTHERSHIP HAS LANDED!!! Last night while I was laying around staring at the ceiling I heard loud woooo woooo wooo noises and then sawed flashing red and bloo lights coming in from the windows, then i hearded all the aliens barking and woofing and arfing really loud.  It lasted for about 20 minutes and then stopped - and it gotted really qwiet after that and I haf not heard the aliens since.  The Mothership taked them all away!!!!!!   Back to you bacon butt. 

OR, there was a police man person at the house akross the street (for those who read the mom's blog it was at the nasty guy's house - somefing about his grandson trying to steal somefing from anofur naybor).  But we'll just let ol gravy head think it was the mothership - OK?

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today!!

16 comments:

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

wow that's really exciting news in your neighborhood!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxoxoxox

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Birthday momma
Benny & Lily

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! Such a lot going on... and ham AND ribs?!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, we haf no prollem letting Sammy think it was da mother ship. Whatever makes him happy. Yoo know, we wondered why we saw something called "huricane putty" in da junk drawer den we noticed dat der is stuff on da tables dat we can not move no matter how hard we whap it. We hafn't been able to move da answering machine thingie fur a long time and da light controler panel is in da same place it's been since dad put goop on da back...oh, we get it now. Er, anyone know how to get dat stuff offa da things we wanna whap?

barb @iPhoneographi said...

Oh my, boys! You sure know how t live it up!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Our very best birthday wishes to your Mom!!!

Funny about the chicken wings. Next time, she'd better make a more suitable recipe, right?

Purrs,
The Chans

Ginger Jasper said...

Lots of excitment your way and sounds like fun to watch te he. Happy Birthday ML and I honoured her too cause she deserved it. Hugs GJ x

chezcat1970 said...

We think it was the mother ship! Why else would the aliens suddenly be quiet!

Hannah and Lucy said...

What an exciting weekend you had Miles - there always seems to be something exciting going on - it seems rather dull here after reading your news!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Meowers from Missouri said...

so did they take the nasty guy or kid away instead of the aliens?

concatulations on the hams an' ribs. we gots catsfish!!

re: billy: at least he ranned back IN!

re: nicky: well, he'll get calmer SOMEDAY. even igmu will; we hope.

Aunty Pol said...

Bappy Birthday Meezer Momma !

KIced Coffee's for everyone !

Hugs

Aunty Pol

Furkidsmom said...

So much activity at your house!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

abigailemily said...

Woah, a lot of excitement in your neighborhood!

Happy birthday, Mommy!

Junior and Orion said...

Did the mothership take the neasty neighbors away too?

Billy-stay inside please.

ABBY said...

Ohmywerd Sammy dat wuz a bad mothership wif all dem flashy lights and loud noises....we hope fings are calmer now.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess.
Abby

Athena said...

Oh my gosh, what a lot of acitement! And foods, too!

How is Sammy doing?

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