Monday, May 02, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today :

The Foods Report - bacon, stuffed french toast and baloney.  The stuffed french toast was good - except the strawberries.  but the stuff inside was really yummy.  the mom said it was something called Mar-sca-pone.  I liked it lots!!

The What Did Billy Do Report: - no running outside.  The mom says he's sick.  he's been coffing lots and lots and wheezing again.  He might haf to go to the v-e-t

The What did Nicky do report - just bein a spazzmo!!!

The Where Haf We Been report: did you all miss us? There's lots of stuffs going on where the mom werks- something called a "labor dis-pute" and the mom has been werking 16 hour days 'acause of it.  We tried to tell her we doesn't care about what beans do, we has to bisit our furriends and post or they is all going to forget about us.  she obvee-us-lee does not care.  So, I spent Sunday puking all ofur the house.  Now I might haf to go to the v-e-t too.  I guess that was a stoopid plan .

Here is whacko-sam-o wif the crazy report:  take it away split pea brain.  - Thank you ham hock.  So, the weather is getting better and the baby aliens are out in force, chasing the little beans around - I guess they're prakticing their hunting skills.  The older aliens are starting to get out and talk to each other more too.  i cannot wait for the mothership to land and take them all away.  Back to you muffin hips. 

::SIGH:: - thanks butter butt. 

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

17 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, two of you might have to go to the vet. Get well! And if your mom keeps working 16 hour days, you might have to take her to the vet too. Well, the human vet.

Stuffed French toast? Sounds yummy.

Katnip Lounge said...

Ick. The vet? maybe it's just allergies.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow your meal sounds really good. I'd yack too if the woman had to work that much!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I SO love to paw this:

The
Aliens
Aren't
Going
Anywhere

PLUS, my mom transported new rekhruits on Sunday!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mmmm, we'z hadded crapes (not grapes, deze is thin pancakes) stuffed wif da mars-capone stuff and yoo is right, dey was deelishus! Sorry yoo two aren't feeling good, maybe da vet *shivers* is a good idea. Sorry to say it, but, sometimes dey can make us feel better. A'cors dey is always poking and stuff too, dey really like to tortchur kitties. Der is one new woofie, er, alien in da nayborhood. He is small and brown and Zippy sez he's not to bad fur a young 'un.

chezcat1970 said...

We hope you and Billy are OK! French toast with mascarpone sounds yummy!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

i won't effer forget aboyt you boyz!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Furkidsmom said...

Ut oh...the v-e-t! We hope you all get better and don't have to go. Your Mom really needs to werk less!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

TK and Squashies said...

We sure hopes things slows down fur your mom, we knows how you feels, our mommy is the same...
We hopes you boys get better soon!

Benny and Lily said...

Sounds like a menu we would enjoy. Feel better
Benny & Lily

abigailemily said...

I wish you the best at the v.... (it shall not be named). And thank you for the report!

Ariel said...

Marscapone is delicious, yet I have to sneak it off mom's plate she's so stingy.Hope things get better at work for your mom sounds like she could use a rest.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We're sorry to hear that Billy is not feeling 100% and are crossing our paws that he'll be all better soon.

The week's foods sound scrumptious!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Yeah Miles anything like yakking & pooping weird and coffing really get the people upset and buys you a trip to the vet.
Hope Billy will be ok. We know how that stuff hangs on to him and is hard for him to get rid of.
Good noms again guys, not too sure about the baloney though.

ABBY said...

Miles we hope you and Billy will be OK and don't have to go to the Vets....
And we hopes your Mom doesn't work too hard.

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Hi guys! Stuff french toast sounds awesome! Oui Oui!!

fivecats said...

A labor dispute ... she must work for the NFL.

How is Sammy doing?

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