Monday, May 16, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES


Here is the meezer monday miles report for today

The foods report: bacon, eggs and chick-hen

The What Did Billy do report-  nofing.  He's still not feeling really good

The What did Nicky Do report - he almost gotted hisself skwished - he almost maded the bookshelf fall ofur wif him in it - the mom saved him. He is such a spazzmo.

The whacko report:  Here is chief psyko whackjob Sammy wif his insanity report:  Thank you pork roll.  So, it's been rainy and stuff so the aliens haf not been outside and they've been quiet.  Thank Bast.   I guess they is afraid of getting wet.  Maybe they'll melt or somefing.  Billy's furriend Maxx bisited for a couple of hours last night 'acause his the dad had to go out and Maxx was hafing some "behavior" isshues when he's home alone. So I asked him if he was afraid of the rains and he saided "arf woof arf arf arf woof bark"  which I fink means "yes, we ae afraid of rains 'acause we's all just furs that will melt and then we'll disappear".  Of course it COULD mean "you're a weird little cat and I would like to eat you and your mom" Then he burped.  It was a little rude. 

Back to you blubberbutt.

Today we is all going to Beau's party!!

20 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We hopes that Billy starts feeling better. We like it when he does stuff.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Thank you for the laugh. But we hope Billy gets to feeling better soon.

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

Next time Maxx visits, lure him into the shower an turn it on. If he melts, then you will know what he was saying... This is only fer the purpose of learning more of dog-speech of course.

Benny and Lily said...

Thank goodness some buddy caught the bookcase
Benny & Lily

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh gosh, we sure hope Billy gets to feeling better purrty soon...but not to go running outside! Our bookcases are bolted to da wall, really, daddy din't want dem falling on us so he "child proofed" dem.

Katnip Lounge said...

Nicky, don't feel bad. Mommy did the same thing once and has the scar to prove it.

chezcat1970 said...

We're sending purrs to Billy! We would have loved seeing Nicky tipping over the bookshelf, though.

Jade and Myst said...

We hope Billy feels better soon. Our Mom left us so we are pouting... we may have to go visit our friends while she is gone

The Island Cats said...

Did he burp in your face, Sammy?? That IS rude!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hey, thanks, Billy. You're a great character witness. I don't think Jan's buying this yet but I'm practicing looking pathetic so she'll think ... uh, know I'm sincere.

Dr. Buddy

abigailemily said...

Thank you for the report! I hope Billy feels better soon!

fivecats said...

Good thing Nicky didn't make the bookshelf fall over. Everybody would then be put on restriction.

Hope Billy gets to feeling better soon.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

We're sorry that Billy is still not 100%. We're sending some extra purrs.

BE CAREFUL, Nicky!!!!

Purrs,
The Chans

hapi said...

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ABBY said...

Billy we hope you feel better and Nicky please be careful!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

Tillie and Georgia said...

Gee!!! Almost getting squished does not sound fun!! Nicky needs to find another hobby :/ heehee
We will send Billy some purrs so he can get back to driving your Mom nuts!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Athena said...

Gosh, I'm glad the bookcase did not fall! Getting squished would be bad, bad bad. and I hope Billy feels better.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Those aliens are really hard to figure out. We agree with Ayla, Iza & Marley. Get Maxx into the shower and see waht happens. At the very least you'll learn some alien swear words.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

hi boys! i missed you while i was gone. were you good boys? i know you were...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxooxox

Derby, Ducky said...

We hope the Meezer gang and Billy all get well. Don't get squished by the furniture.

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