Wednesday, June 22, 2011

It's Sammy Week- Whapping Wednesday

SAMMY

ahhhhhhhh finally a break from whiney wednesday and back to the popular Whapping Wednesday!

My whapping career started very soon after I was gotcha'd.  I discovered that pushing stuff off tables was fun.  Then one night I was on the table next to the sleepy place and there was a glass of water there.  So I pushed it.  And pushed it a little more.  It was kind of heavy, so I pushed it HARD, and it flew off the table and splashed on the mom's face.  OH MY BAST it was PAWSOME.  Soon things like the clock radio were flying off the table, and sometimes even the lamp hit the floor.  Everything was possible!!! Then one day while the mom was at werk I was bored.  This is what happened


Did I do that???

The key to a good whapping is testing the weight of the objects and then doing the fast and furious 'afore your the mom or the dad catches you.  Power and Speed!!!!

27 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Applauds! I love the whappinator!!!

The Island Cats said...

Sammy, everything we know about whapping we've learned from you. Thanks.

Prancer Pie said...

I'm a whapper, too! Great minds think alike. Those photos show some master whappin skills. Keep on whappin. Prancer

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, if you did that, we aren't about to tell. We're pretty good at whapping too. Jan doesn't even bother to pick everything up any more since it will just end back up on the floor. hehehe

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

great advise sammy pie! i'll try that stuff on sarge's side of the bed! stay tuned!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Benny and Lily said...

I whapped Lily once, BOL
Benny & Lily

Junior and Orion said...

We have decided that your Mom must like your whapping.....just look at the stuff she leaves out for you to whap!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Hm. I only whap small things off of tables. Maybe I need to expand my range.

Furkidsmom said...

Thanks for those great tips! We like to whap too and Sniffie was a pro at whapping.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Hannah and Lucy said...

All power to the whapping champion Sammy.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Meowers from Missouri said...

you is the whap-meister!!

our long-ago cousin, fritz, useta whap books frum the headboard shelf down onta his sleepin' beans;-)

Athena said...

Wow, I thought I was a good whapper, but you are amazing, Sammy!

abigailemily said...

I love whapping! But, I only get to do it when mommy lets me out of my cage, which means she's around, and I only get to do it for a short amount of time.

Daisy said...

You are totally the Whap-Master!

Forty Paws said...

Wow! Yes, speed would be very good in these cases.

Luf, Us

fivecats said...

I DO NOT WHINE!!!

But, I must say, you do know how to whap.

Miles

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Heh heh. You are a CHAMPION whapper!

Eric and Flynn said...

I like to whap but I don't think I will ever be as good as you oh Master Whappinator.

Eric and Flynn said...

That was Flynn who said he likes to whap. I prefer to sit on things to squish them.
Eric

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, it's test then whap...and do it fast. Got it. We'z gonna praktiss tonite and surprise mommy in da morning. She's gonna be sooo acited.

Bengal Trio - Luna, Zulu -n- Mercy said...

lol looks fun to me!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Sammy, you are still King of the Whap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

meowmeowmans said...

You are a whapping master, indeed!

Derby, Ducky said...

You are the Whap-i-nator!

ABBY said...

PAWSOME Sammy!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Crew said...

You ROOL, Sammy!!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Sammy, maybe it is a Meezer thing to be a Professional Whapper? Recent & current fosters Lilia, Vitaly, Nadia, and Bart are part Meezer. They whapped the lamp off the book case in the kitten room. Finally Mom got smart and now the lamp is on the floor in the hall instead.

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky (& fosters Nadia, Bart, Joan, Jett, & Braveheart)

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