ahhhhhhhh finally a break from whiney wednesday and back to the popular Whapping Wednesday!
My whapping career started very soon after I was gotcha'd. I discovered that pushing stuff off tables was fun. Then one night I was on the table next to the sleepy place and there was a glass of water there. So I pushed it. And pushed it a little more. It was kind of heavy, so I pushed it HARD, and it flew off the table and splashed on the mom's face. OH MY BAST it was PAWSOME. Soon things like the clock radio were flying off the table, and sometimes even the lamp hit the floor. Everything was possible!!! Then one day while the mom was at werk I was bored. This is what happened
Did I do that???
The key to a good whapping is testing the weight of the objects and then doing the fast and furious 'afore your the mom or the dad catches you. Power and Speed!!!!
27 comments:
Applauds! I love the whappinator!!!
Sammy, everything we know about whapping we've learned from you. Thanks.
I'm a whapper, too! Great minds think alike. Those photos show some master whappin skills. Keep on whappin. Prancer
Well, if you did that, we aren't about to tell. We're pretty good at whapping too. Jan doesn't even bother to pick everything up any more since it will just end back up on the floor. hehehe
great advise sammy pie! i'll try that stuff on sarge's side of the bed! stay tuned!
smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I whapped Lily once, BOL
Benny & Lily
We have decided that your Mom must like your whapping.....just look at the stuff she leaves out for you to whap!
Hm. I only whap small things off of tables. Maybe I need to expand my range.
Thanks for those great tips! We like to whap too and Sniffie was a pro at whapping.
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
All power to the whapping champion Sammy.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
you is the whap-meister!!
our long-ago cousin, fritz, useta whap books frum the headboard shelf down onta his sleepin' beans;-)
Wow, I thought I was a good whapper, but you are amazing, Sammy!
I love whapping! But, I only get to do it when mommy lets me out of my cage, which means she's around, and I only get to do it for a short amount of time.
You are totally the Whap-Master!
Wow! Yes, speed would be very good in these cases.
Luf, Us
I DO NOT WHINE!!!
But, I must say, you do know how to whap.
Miles
Heh heh. You are a CHAMPION whapper!
I like to whap but I don't think I will ever be as good as you oh Master Whappinator.
That was Flynn who said he likes to whap. I prefer to sit on things to squish them.
Eric
So, it's test then whap...and do it fast. Got it. We'z gonna praktiss tonite and surprise mommy in da morning. She's gonna be sooo acited.
lol looks fun to me!
Sammy, you are still King of the Whap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia
You are a whapping master, indeed!
You are the Whap-i-nator!
PAWSOME Sammy!
purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from your adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby
You ROOL, Sammy!!
Sammy, maybe it is a Meezer thing to be a Professional Whapper? Recent & current fosters Lilia, Vitaly, Nadia, and Bart are part Meezer. They whapped the lamp off the book case in the kitten room. Finally Mom got smart and now the lamp is on the floor in the hall instead.
Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky (& fosters Nadia, Bart, Joan, Jett, & Braveheart)
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