This is the ferst piksur efur or me. It was not taked in 2007, that's just when the mom taked a pikshur of the pikshur. I was borned in 2004 and this pikshur was taked at my furry ferst v-e-t bisit the day after the mom finded me in July.
Grampa Norton akshually finded me, hiding in the garden. I was borned somewhere and hadded a mommycat and some people, but something happened that I can't amember and I ended up outside alone. There were big slobbery aliens out there and they scairt me alot. I don't know how long I was outside on mine own but I gotted hungry and finded a dead bunny in a garden and I just hadded to eat. Then a older orinch kitty finded me and gotted a lady to come out and get me. I hissed at her but she didn't care, she picked me up and bringed me inside. She looked me ofur and 'acided I was not sick or hert and she putted me in a room wif some foods and litterbox. Then she lefted me for a while. I later finded out that she wented out to efurry house in our nayborhood to see who losted me. No one claimed me. She maded up flyers and putted them in mailboxes but again no one claimed me. That's ok, 'acause I wanted to stay- the lady was furry nice and kissed me alot. The older orinch kitty was also furry nice - he was like my mommykitty. The lady orinch kitty, on the other paw, was NOT nice to me at ferst. But I winned her ofur. They were mine Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton. I hadded so much fun wif them. I liked to ride Grampa Norton down the hall like he was a horse. Grampa Norton told me that he was so happy to haf me 'acause his younger brofur hadded gone to the Bridge and he missed Ralphie so much. The lady (mine mommy) saided that I healed Grampa Norton's heart. I hope so. I loved him furry much. I loved Gramma Trixie too. Efen though she was old, she still could cause a LOT of trouble. It was just me and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie for about a year, and then the mom 'acided that I was too rough on them and gotted me mine own
That is mine gotcha story. Tomorrow I will tell you all about mine favorite thing - WHAPPING!!!!! (get ready Auntie Bee!)