Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
The Foods Report - roast beast and FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!
The What Did Billy Do Report - yep, he ranned outside and he also started tossing stuff off tables!!!
The What did Nicky Do Report - 'parently he teached Billy to toss stuff off the tables.
The Why I hate the mom this week report: She told me that I'm not a small little kitten anymore and that I'm "too large" to sit on her chest while she is on the cowch, and then she told me that I was crushing her. That was just MEAN.
The whacko report wif Dr Strangebrain Sammy - Thank you lardo. You ARE fat. Anyway, Billy continues to betray our species by trying to make friends wif aliens. I don't understand him - he's a CAT. He is furry 'afused and I think that I need to hire someone to deprogram him - he's been brainwashed.
Back to you fudge hips.
::SIGH::. I'm NOT fat. I'm under slim.
That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...