Monday, June 13, 2011

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - roast beast and FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!

The What Did Billy Do Report - yep, he ranned outside and he also started tossing stuff off tables!!!

The What did Nicky Do Report - 'parently he teached Billy to toss stuff off the tables.

The Why I hate the mom this week report:   She told me that I'm not a small little kitten anymore and that I'm "too large" to sit on her chest while she is on the cowch, and then she told me that I was crushing her.  That was just MEAN. 

The whacko report wif Dr Strangebrain Sammy - Thank you lardo.  You ARE fat.  Anyway, Billy continues to betray our species by trying to make friends wif aliens.  I don't understand him - he's a CAT.  He is furry 'afused and I think that I need to hire someone to deprogram him - he's been brainwashed. 

Back to you fudge hips. 

::SIGH::.  I'm NOT fat.  I'm under slim. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

22 comments:

Benny and Lily said...

tossing stuff off the tables sounds purrty fun
Benny & Lily

Katnip Lounge said...

"under slim"!!! We've gotta remember that...

Derby, Ducky said...

Not being able to sit on your mum's chest? I think she is wrong, I love to sit on mum's chest, she likes it too.

Ducky

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Man--how rude of her to say that!

Mr Puddy said...

MOL.." Under Slim " That's a good one !
Tell your mommy, my mom's weight is 40 KG. My weight is 6.7 Kg. She still let me sleep on her chest even she is hardly breath. She said just let you a few sec. It will do !

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

under slim and under tall miles! sammy be nice honey pie...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoox

Mark's Mews said...

Hey, about the Foods Report, um, was that separate or together? Cuz we are imaginin a french toast roast beast sandwich... An thinkin that sounds pretty good!

Prancer Pie said...

Excellent report Miles! I sit on mom's chest too. Maybe that's why she makes that funny wheezing sound....

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hah, lay on her face while she is sleeping Miles dat will teach her to stop calling yoo names. We can see why Billy and Zippy play together at parties, she likes meeting da woof, er, aliens too. We did not haf french toast this week, we had pancakes.

chezcat1970 said...

There's some kind of huge conspiracy going on over there to annoy you, Miles!

barb @iPhoneographi said...

I might be a little bit under slim too Miles, despite being a little be over short... or is that under short? No.. it can't be under short, because that would make me underwear.

Happy Meezer Mancat Monday

GGW&Gs Momma

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

Yoo is NOT fat Miles. Yoo is handsum and just rite. Come ofur heer and snuggle and I won't call yoo names.
Purrrrrrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Furkidsmom said...

We love whapping things off tables!

We're MOL @ "under slim"

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

abigailemily said...

You're just big boned! Also, I thought the mom was being nice now because she's less stressed.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Billy & Nicky are in cahoots together! We shoulda known!

fivecats said...

Ooooo ... roast beef beast and french toast. Did they come in the same meal?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Vidock said...

Oh Miles! I am sure you are not fat, and I do think it was a little mean of your Mom to say so.

Purrs,
Sei-Chan

ABBY said...

You guys have all the fun at your house!

purrs and nosekisses to my sweet floofy cocoa puff meezerman
from you adoring tiny tuxie princess
Abby

The Island Cats said...

Man, we gotta try some of that french toast stuff.

Nico, Simon and JayJay said...

Another great Monday repurrt, meezers!! We don't think you're fat either, Miles!! You're fluffy! (Don't worry - Jsy's a little fluffy too!)

Thanks for visiting us on Simon's special day & we hope Sammy had the BESTEST birfday efur!!

~Nico, Simon & JayJay :)

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Jan says that is her problem too. She's not fat, she's under slim.

Sounds like a very tasty and interesting week around your house again.

Hope your grandma and grampa are doing better.

Meowers from Missouri said...

our mommer luffs you, miles--an' she's gonna steel that "i'm under-slim" line;-)

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS